What DO men want? - Page 12

Arathorn · 03-26-2002, 03:50 PM

I quote Mr. F. Baggins:

Quote:

I'm giving it to you!

...stale. Zzzzzzzz*dreams of the movie Krull* ~Hmmm...I have the Glave...nice shiny Glave...~

Tanoliel · 03-26-2002, 03:58 PM

You're giving me the sword! How nice! Of course...that's only if Eruviel dies... and vampires can't die!

-tano

Arathorn · 03-26-2002, 04:03 PM

*wakes momentarily* I was talking about 3 day old popcorn. BTW, is Eruviel vegetarian? Maybe we can put a steak through her heart to get her weapons.ZZZZzzzz

Xivigg · 03-26-2002, 04:31 PM

Well well well i'm gone for few minute and already people are sleaping .....

I was out of town to fetch my chainmail and my helm
now i'm ready

ohhh wait

i'm fighting a vampire ???

good

as the chalenged i choose

that we'll fight at sunset

Tanoliel · 03-26-2002, 07:58 PM

Curses. What if I give you back the popcorn and get the sword instead?

And no..Eruviel's not veggie, not last time I checked. Steaks don't work. They just start to rot and smell bad after a while.
-tano

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-26-2002, 10:02 PM

Xivigg! You're back! Good, we can fight now.

And I'm glad you didn't choose sunrise, that would be most unfair!
Yes, Arathorn, I am a vegetarian, mostly. But steaks don't work. I don't believe I shall tell you what does. But you don't get my sword anyway, it goes down the Anduin with me!

So, Xivigg, shall we begin? It's sunset. . .here, anyway!

Wayfarer · 03-26-2002, 10:14 PM

*/

Wayfarer staffbaps you all just to keep up his reputation.

Tanoliel · 03-26-2002, 10:20 PM

*Tanoliel pulls out her Irish Paperboy cap, slaps it on her head, picks up some rolled up newspapers, and paperbaps Wayfarer, just to make a point.*
*sticks out tongue at Wayfarer*
What was the point? Uh...I dunno...

But it was fun! *commences throwing Arathorn's stale popcorn at Wayfarer, and Eruviel and Xivigg, just for fun*
-tano

Arathorn · 03-26-2002, 10:36 PM

It's a FREE POPCORN FOR ALL! (No holds barred)

Tanoliel · 03-26-2002, 11:01 PM

YAY! *grabs a large bag of popcorn out of a rift in the space-time continuum, and starts throwing it at everyone* I like popcorn fights! It's like Calvinball!
FIRST ONE TO THROW EIGHTY PIECES OF POPCORN GETS ERUVIEL'S SWORD! *throws bags of popcorn around* There. It's mine.

-tano

Nibs · 03-26-2002, 11:08 PM

Calvinball! How giddy! I'm all-time arch-nemesis! You're all in the non-Nibs zone, so you have to hold your breath until you faint.

**crickhollow** · 03-27-2002, 12:04 AM

ah, but today is opposite day, which means you have to hold your breath until we faint....I mean, we have to faint until you hold your breath...I mean--gimme that!
*grabs wayfarer's staff, and staffbaps Nibs*
*/
I declare the non-Nibs zone decimated, and everyone has to type with one hand until three more messages have been posted in this thread.

afro-elf · 03-27-2002, 12:09 AM

is this what men want?

Nibs · 03-27-2002, 12:10 AM

I accept your declaration... I'm typing with one hand as I speak... I mean, as I type... I mean, as I peck.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-27-2002, 02:39 AM

You all are trying to deprive me of my sword! Why? Why me? What did I ever do to deserve this? Alas! Go pick on Xivigg--he has a sword too!

*staffbaps Tanoliel and Arathorn* Ha! I even have my own staff! Wayfarer isn't the only one who can staffbap people!

*takes a handful of the popcorn flying about in the air and throws it at Tanoliel.*

Arathorn · 03-27-2002, 03:29 AM

what a funny little dream. too bad it ain't true. ZZZZZzzzzzzz

**crickhollow** · 03-27-2002, 03:52 AM

I hope you typed all of that with one hand, Eruviel, otherwise you have to sing the I-am-very-sorry song!

Xivigg · 03-27-2002, 05:14 AM

what men want..... Eruviel's sword

unfair ?? who's the vampire in here ???

sunrise... sunset... damn i mispell what i was thinking :b

Crusader vs elf/vampire... i'd say you have the advantage here
fortunately my sword has been blesssed by the pope (well not the pope but an archeveque actualy) and already killed 2 emperors (that was great

) i think it'll somehow even the HUGE advantage you have over me

what tradition of vampire are you ???

*raise his sword and nob to acknoledge his adversary... then in a quick move grab and throw the popcorn out of the room....... :b *

Arathorn · 03-27-2002, 06:13 AM

*momentarily wakes up*
Hey wait! That batch hasn't fully popped!
Too bad...Zzzzzzzz

Kyote Fields · 03-27-2002, 12:23 PM

*Kyote still waits patiently reclining whilst twiddling his thumbs*
twiddletwiddletwiddletwiddle
*waiting for something of semblance to an accual fight to emerge*
twiddletwiddletwiddlewaiting
*quickly and quietly puts on anti-bapping cap and popcorn repellant so as to not be disturbed*
twiddlewaitingtwiddlewaitinganti-bap

For the next ten posts everyone has to type with one hand and closed eyes!!! And you can't correct your spelling either!!!

03-26-2002, 03:58 PM	#222
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	You're giving me the sword! How nice! Of course...that's only if Eruviel dies... and vampires can't die! -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-26-2002, 04:03 PM	#223
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	wakes momentarily I was talking about 3 day old popcorn. BTW, is Eruviel vegetarian? Maybe we can put a steak through her heart to get her weapons.ZZZZzzzz __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

03-26-2002, 04:31 PM	#224
Xivigg Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Earth Posts: 495	Well well well i'm gone for few minute and already people are sleaping ..... I was out of town to fetch my chainmail and my helm now i'm ready ohhh wait i'm fighting a vampire ??? good as the chalenged i choose that we'll fight at sunset __________________ Thinking before acting is alway's a good idea.

03-26-2002, 07:58 PM	#225
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Curses. What if I give you back the popcorn and get the sword instead? And no..Eruviel's not veggie, not last time I checked. Steaks don't work. They just start to rot and smell bad after a while. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-26-2002, 10:02 PM	#226
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Xivigg! You're back! Good, we can fight now. And I'm glad you didn't choose sunrise, that would be most unfair! Yes, Arathorn, I am a vegetarian, mostly. But steaks don't work. I don't believe I shall tell you what does. But you don't get my sword anyway, it goes down the Anduin with me! So, Xivigg, shall we begin? It's sunset. . .here, anyway! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-26-2002, 10:14 PM	#227
Wayfarer The Insufferable Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,333	*/ Wayfarer staffbaps you all just to keep up his reputation. __________________ Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned

03-26-2002, 10:20 PM	#228
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Tanoliel pulls out her Irish Paperboy cap, slaps it on her head, picks up some rolled up newspapers, and paperbaps Wayfarer, just to make a point. sticks out tongue at Wayfarer What was the point? Uh...I dunno... But it was fun! commences throwing Arathorn's stale popcorn at Wayfarer, and Eruviel and Xivigg, just for fun -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-26-2002, 10:36 PM	#229
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	It's a FREE POPCORN FOR ALL! (No holds barred) __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

03-26-2002, 11:01 PM	#230
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	YAY! grabs a large bag of popcorn out of a rift in the space-time continuum, and starts throwing it at everyone I like popcorn fights! It's like Calvinball! FIRST ONE TO THROW EIGHTY PIECES OF POPCORN GETS ERUVIEL'S SWORD! throws bags of popcorn around There. It's mine. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-26-2002, 11:08 PM	#231
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	Calvinball! How giddy! I'm all-time arch-nemesis! You're all in the non-Nibs zone, so you have to hold your breath until you faint. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

03-27-2002, 12:04 AM	#232
crickhollow The Buckleberry Fairy/Captain Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Washington State again (I miss Texas). Posts: 1,345	ah, but today is opposite day, which means you have to hold your breath until we faint....I mean, we have to faint until you hold your breath...I mean--gimme that! grabs wayfarer's staff, and staffbaps Nibs */ I declare the non-Nibs zone decimated, and everyone has to type with one hand until three more messages have been posted in this thread. __________________ A day will come at last when I Shall take the hidden paths that run West of the Moon, East of the Sun.

03-27-2002, 12:09 AM	#233
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	is this what men want? __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

03-27-2002, 12:10 AM	#234
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	I accept your declaration... I'm typing with one hand as I speak... I mean, as I type... I mean, as I peck. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

03-27-2002, 02:39 AM	#235
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	You all are trying to deprive me of my sword! Why? Why me? What did I ever do to deserve this? Alas! Go pick on Xivigg--he has a sword too! staffbaps Tanoliel and Arathorn Ha! I even have my own staff! Wayfarer isn't the only one who can staffbap people! takes a handful of the popcorn flying about in the air and throws it at Tanoliel. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-27-2002, 03:29 AM	#236
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	what a funny little dream. too bad it ain't true. ZZZZZzzzzzzz __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

03-27-2002, 03:52 AM	#237
crickhollow The Buckleberry Fairy/Captain Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Washington State again (I miss Texas). Posts: 1,345	I hope you typed all of that with one hand, Eruviel, otherwise you have to sing the I-am-very-sorry song! __________________ A day will come at last when I Shall take the hidden paths that run West of the Moon, East of the Sun.

03-27-2002, 05:14 AM	#238
Xivigg Elven Warrior Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Earth Posts: 495	what men want..... Eruviel's sword unfair ?? who's the vampire in here ??? sunrise... sunset... damn i mispell what i was thinking :b Crusader vs elf/vampire... i'd say you have the advantage here fortunately my sword has been blesssed by the pope (well not the pope but an archeveque actualy) and already killed 2 emperors (that was great ) i think it'll somehow even the HUGE advantage you have over me what tradition of vampire are you ??? raise his sword and nob to acknoledge his adversary... then in a quick move grab and throw the popcorn out of the room....... :b __________________ Thinking before acting is alway's a good idea.

03-27-2002, 06:13 AM	#239
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	momentarily wakes up Hey wait! That batch hasn't fully popped! Too bad...Zzzzzzzz __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

03-27-2002, 12:23 PM	#240
Kyote Fields Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 218	Kyote still waits patiently reclining whilst twiddling his thumbs twiddletwiddletwiddletwiddle waiting for something of semblance to an accual fight to emerge twiddletwiddletwiddlewaiting quickly and quietly puts on anti-bapping cap and popcorn repellant so as to not be disturbed twiddlewaitingtwiddlewaitinganti-bap For the next ten posts everyone has to type with one hand and closed eyes!!! And you can't correct your spelling either!!! __________________ No longer posting. If you'd like to write to me I can be reached at kyote_fields@hotmail.com. It was nice knowing all of you.