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#221 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Dor-Cuarthol, the land of Bow and Helm
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I heard some things involing Aragorn, Gotham City, and a Crime Fighting Bat. Could just be hear-say.
What kind of exfoliating techniques do the elves use. They are supposedly always giving off a glow. |
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#222 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: somewhere between here and there
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![]() They don't actually give off a glow. They just swallow an on flashlight which gives the illusion of glowing.
Why didn't Gollum make a chainmail loin cloth to protect the jimmies? ![]()
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#223 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: NEW JERSEY!
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gollum is a female (s)he doesnt have jimmies
why did tom bobadillo not take the ring?
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#224 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Tennessee
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He's allergic to chipmunks and plungers, so he couldn't take the ring...
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#225 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: somewhere between here and there
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![]() There were but Alf came and ate them all.
What was Sarumans favorite food?
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#226 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Tennessee
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children....MWAHAHA!
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#227 |
Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Israel
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Radagast's house, Rhosgobel.
How much wine can a dwarf drink in one night? |
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#228 |
Lady of Legends
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Missing. Reward if found.
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I don't know...let's have a contest and find out!
![]() ![]() Which can drink more wine: a dwarf, a wizard, or a wood elf?
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#229 |
Mirthful Maiden
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Rivendell
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I'd bet on the dwarf.
Why don't elves have beards?
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#230 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2003
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![]() Umm, that's already a question. The answer was "They would scratch their girlfriends face when they kiss them."
Go ahead and ask another question.
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Mirthful Maiden
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Rivendell
Posts: 1,252
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oops ok
What is the Arkenstone?
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2003
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![]() The book on how to get an Arken stoned.{ok so that one sucked}
Was the grim reaper one of the ringwraiths? If so why did he carry a sword instead of his sicle?
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Tennessee
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Well, the grim reaper is not one of the ringwraiths, so I don't think we need to worry about that...
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: nowhere you would care to be
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Partying at my house!
WHY do I have orcs at my house???? ![]()
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#235 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: somewhere between here and there
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![]() Beg Saruman or Sauron for a job.
If dwarves live in caves, why do they need axes?{apart from battle}
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#236 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2003
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![]() Oops, sorry.
well, I'll answer your question. because orcs like the taste of turtles.{that is, assuming you have some turtles as pets} same question as before.
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#237 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: NEW JERSEY!
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they need axes for their women to shave their faces
why do elves have bows
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#238 |
Mirthful Maiden
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Rivendell
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to put in thier pretty hair
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#239 |
The Lovely Hobbit-Lass
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Bounded in a nut-shell
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It's what came out when someone tried to say "my breakfast" with their mouth full.
Why are Gandalf's eyebrows stuck so far out?
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Lover of all things orange and cheesy
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: On a smokestack eating my the chekt.
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So he can use his cute little eyebrow brush. Ok, that sucked.
Why are hobbits so short?
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