When I take over the world...... - Page 12

Radagast The Brown · 09-16-2002, 03:12 PM

heeheehee...

Quote:

originally posted by Tanoliel
However, it's more useful to be the niece of the devil than to work for him as a slave.
"Oh, Uncle Lucifer...can I damn this pesky soul to eternal hell?"
"Go ahead."
"Thanks."
......
"You are damned to eternal hell!"
"You...you demon!"
"Now, now....flattery will get you nowhere, Mr. Brown...."

Sorry...just had to get that out of my system...

Let's see:

"Oh, Uncle Lucifer...can I damn this pesky soul to eternal hell?"
"Go ahead."
"Thanks."
......
"You are damned to eternal hell!"
"You...you demon!"
"Now, now....flattery will get you nowhere, Tanoliel...."

Blackheart, are you fighting with Eruviel and her friends or against Eruviel?

BeardofPants · 09-16-2002, 04:49 PM

Jump.... jump into the abyss!

Elfmaster XK · 09-17-2002, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Radagast The Brown

Blackheart, are you fighting with Eruviel and her friends or against Eruviel?

He's fighting against us! *angry glares*

Unleash the giant scorpians! Yes i have giant scorpians, did i forget to tell everyone???

*scorpians sting all the green bunnies while the pinks bunnies try to bite the toes of Blackheart and his forces*

Radagast The Brown · 09-17-2002, 07:13 AM

Quote:

originally posted by E XK
He's fighting against us! *angry glares*

GOOD. Then I should do an allience with him.

and you won't win.

and we will

Elfmaster XK · 09-17-2002, 09:38 AM

There is only one lord of the evil green bunnies and cockroaches (not green,) and he does not share power!

Now i realise that in saying that that makes us the good protectors of the world...all the more fool for you who believe! Muahahahahahahahahaaaa! *collective evil laugh of the Seattlites and the Brit*

Sween · 09-17-2002, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
There is only one lord of the evil green bunnies and cockroaches (not green,) and he does not share power!

Now i realise that in saying that that makes us the good protectors of the world...all the more fool for you who believe! Muahahahahahahahahaaaa! *collective evil laugh of the Seattlites and the Brit*

would i be the brit? i rule you all. i have no need to take over the world because it is allready mind. i know all and i see all

Elfmaster XK · 09-17-2002, 11:18 AM

No, I'm that Brit!

You're not part of our plan i'm afraid, and you will never defeat such a plan. Amen.

Sween · 09-17-2002, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
No, I'm that Brit! You're not part of our plan i'm afraid, and you will never defeat such a plan. Amen.

i dont even trouble myself with lesser morsalsd like your goodself and your plans for i am above it all

Elfmaster XK · 09-17-2002, 12:08 PM

Quote:

i dont even trouble myself with lesser morsalsd like your goodself and your plans for i am above it all

Lesser mortals eh? That's a bit tough, im an elf and therefore immortal!

And since you said 'Lesser Mortals' or actually, morsalsd, which looks a bit like more salad spelt wrong

then i'm noting you are a mortal, considering yourself a high mortal. But when you're gone and dead i will still be, and so my chances of owning the world are greater than yours. Also my chances of spelling things correctly

Blackheart · 09-17-2002, 12:54 PM

Giant scorpions? What good are they against a horde of tiny ravenous insects?

Nonetheless, you have aggravated my sense of asthetics.

I now call upon the shoggoth.

I call them from the depths of the seas, from the deeps of the black lake, from the ice fringed dead city in the antartic wastes.

They shall feast upon your scorpion's ichor whilst their loathesome visage tips you over the brink of precarious sanity.

"South Station Under - Washington Under - Park Street Under-Kendall - Central - Harvard - "

*after much screaming and gouging of eyeballs, several thousand flattened scorpions are nowhere in evidence, having been consumed like so many crunchy delights*

Mad? you call me MAD? HA! I have seen it! Did you not hear them? Hear their damnable piping?

Tanoliel · 09-17-2002, 10:12 PM

Scorpions...*shoves scorpi-corpse away with foot* Tsk, tsk.

Go ahead. Fight over it. We have a plan....and a damn good one, too.

EXK: We need another word besides "Amen"....think on that.

-tano

Elfmaster XK · 09-18-2002, 06:15 AM

You're right Tano!

*fires stolen sulphuric acid at blackheart and his things that he calls an army. They melt*

Soon coming to you will be the rules!

Ms. Undomial · 09-18-2002, 12:33 PM

Hello!! I am Storm/ Ms. Undomial. I do exactly what my name says. Can I join??? What side can i be on??? preferbly Elfmaster XK's if I am allowed. I might be able to be of some help.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-18-2002, 12:48 PM

*coughs* That's my side, too, Ms Undomial. And if the first mate agrees, then welcome to our side.

*comes out of the shadows* Sulfiric acid is so much fun...er, from our perspective.

I think I've gone anti-smilie today.

Anyway, plans are in action...*properly evil laugh*

Elfmaster XK · 09-18-2002, 12:56 PM

Yeah, it's a team side! Not just me, but EG, Tano and Willow. Welcome to the moot by the way, and you may join...but only if you swear an oath of allegience to our 'team.' You will suffer one of three deaths if you fail to adhere to the oath. (this is one of my rules guys!

)

1/ walk the plank
2/ be fired by catapult into the sky
3/ be put into a blazing inferno that is an enemy ship

(note - we have a thing about ships and being pirates) Still, if you still want in, swear your oath.

Blackheart · 09-18-2002, 01:31 PM

Hrmm. I doubt Sulpherous acid is going to bother a Shoggoth. But then, They're probably full and bored by now.

Looks like I'll just have to do this myself. It's so hard to get good help these days....

Or is that the other way round??

never mind. Prepare to be disintegrated-

*Pulls out the disintegrater gun*

BWOOWWWZZZZZZZZZZZPPPP

*does a double take*

oh oh.

*looks at instructions*

Err- Sorry ladies. Says here it only works on non-living objects.

Sorry about the clothes.

Let me see if I can find that matter inverter, maybe that will do you in.

*starts rummaging in his ruck*

Radagast The Brown · 09-18-2002, 01:56 PM

Quote:

originally posted by Ms. U
Hello!! I am Storm/ Ms. Undomial. I do exactly what my name says. Can I join??? What side can i be on??? preferbly Elfmaster XK's if I am allowed. I might be able to be of some help.

That's not fair. Not at all. You are so many. BUT don't worry, I got my new griffins on the male today. They are special, they could kill very quickly a bunny killer (or a bunny? can't remeber).

Ms. Undomial · 09-18-2002, 02:26 PM

ok. I will Promise by the precious not to hurt or betray kind master or any of his friends. there is that good enough??

Radagast The Brown · 09-18-2002, 02:45 PM

I guess, if I'm a master.

You will have to protect me from the evil side - from you yourself and you evil friends.

Ms. Undomial · 09-18-2002, 02:45 PM

RtB- what side are u on?? E XK or the other dudes?

09-16-2002, 04:49 PM	#2
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Jump.... jump into the abyss! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-17-2002, 09:38 AM	#5
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	There is only one lord of the evil green bunnies and cockroaches (not green,) and he does not share power! Now i realise that in saying that that makes us the good protectors of the world...all the more fool for you who believe! Muahahahahahahahahaaaa! collective evil laugh of the Seattlites and the Brit __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-17-2002, 11:18 AM	#7
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	No, I'm that Brit! You're not part of our plan i'm afraid, and you will never defeat such a plan. Amen. __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-17-2002, 12:54 PM	#10
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Giant scorpions? What good are they against a horde of tiny ravenous insects? Nonetheless, you have aggravated my sense of asthetics. I now call upon the shoggoth. I call them from the depths of the seas, from the deeps of the black lake, from the ice fringed dead city in the antartic wastes. They shall feast upon your scorpion's ichor whilst their loathesome visage tips you over the brink of precarious sanity. "South Station Under - Washington Under - Park Street Under-Kendall - Central - Harvard - " after much screaming and gouging of eyeballs, several thousand flattened scorpions are nowhere in evidence, having been consumed like so many crunchy delights Mad? you call me MAD? HA! I have seen it! Did you not hear them? Hear their damnable piping? __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... Last edited by Blackheart : 09-17-2002 at 12:55 PM.

09-17-2002, 10:12 PM	#11
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Scorpions...shoves scorpi-corpse away with foot Tsk, tsk. Go ahead. Fight over it. We have a plan....and a damn good one, too. EXK: We need another word besides "Amen"....think on that. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-18-2002, 06:15 AM	#12
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	You're right Tano! fires stolen sulphuric acid at blackheart and his things that he calls an army. They melt Soon coming to you will be the rules! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-18-2002, 12:33 PM	#13
Ms. Undomial Custous Sanctus Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In your subconsicious.... Posts: 1,184	Hello!! I am Storm/ Ms. Undomial. I do exactly what my name says. Can I join??? What side can i be on??? preferbly Elfmaster XK's if I am allowed. I might be able to be of some help.

09-18-2002, 12:48 PM	#14
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	coughs That's my side, too, Ms Undomial. And if the first mate agrees, then welcome to our side. comes out of the shadows Sulfiric acid is so much fun...er, from our perspective. I think I've gone anti-smilie today. Anyway, plans are in action...properly evil laugh __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

09-18-2002, 12:56 PM	#15
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Yeah, it's a team side! Not just me, but EG, Tano and Willow. Welcome to the moot by the way, and you may join...but only if you swear an oath of allegience to our 'team.' You will suffer one of three deaths if you fail to adhere to the oath. (this is one of my rules guys! ) 1/ walk the plank 2/ be fired by catapult into the sky 3/ be put into a blazing inferno that is an enemy ship (note - we have a thing about ships and being pirates) Still, if you still want in, swear your oath. __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-18-2002, 01:31 PM	#16
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Hrmm. I doubt Sulpherous acid is going to bother a Shoggoth. But then, They're probably full and bored by now. Looks like I'll just have to do this myself. It's so hard to get good help these days.... Or is that the other way round?? never mind. Prepare to be disintegrated- Pulls out the disintegrater gun BWOOWWWZZZZZZZZZZZPPPP does a double take oh oh. looks at instructions Err- Sorry ladies. Says here it only works on non-living objects. Sorry about the clothes. Let me see if I can find that matter inverter, maybe that will do you in. starts rummaging in his ruck __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

09-18-2002, 02:26 PM	#18
Ms. Undomial Custous Sanctus Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In your subconsicious.... Posts: 1,184	ok. I will Promise by the precious not to hurt or betray kind master or any of his friends. there is that good enough?? Last edited by Ms. Undomial : 09-18-2002 at 02:44 PM.

09-18-2002, 02:45 PM	#19
Radagast The Brown Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Israel Posts: 6,975	I guess, if I'm a master. You will have to protect me from the evil side - from you yourself and you evil friends. __________________ Lalala... poof! AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

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