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Old 06-07-2008, 09:19 AM   #221
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Yeah, those are called typhoons. Not tornados.

*Flops on a pile of cushions* Oh **** me.

Went to dentist, had six shots, still wasn't numb. Then he proceeded to dope me up with some of god knows what and replaced the filling in my tooth; his hand then slipped and his drill cut the inside of my cheek. I then wobbled out of his office and was walking across the side walk when some idiot woman ( I kid you not) looking down and typing on her CrackBerry in her tinted-window Mercedes Benz came barreling out of the parking lot, stopped for a second (still not looking up) then gassed it and headed for me.

Doped up as I was, my ninja reflexes saved me from being plowed under and I butt-hopped onto her hood, my leg and hip taking the brunt of the impact. I proceeded to roll off her hood and windshield and somehow land on my good leg. I think the loud CATHUNKACRUNKBANGSMGEEE of me hitting the car, denting her hood smashing her windshield and sliding off her car and alerted the AssHat that maybe all was not right.

Eventually she stopped and got out of the car and came around back to see what the hell happened. Yadda Yadda Yadda, lots of cursing ensued that would get me banned from Entmoot, then paramedics were called and peeled me off the sidewalk. I wasn't too bad. Still pretty coherent; they checked me out and said I had concusion and put a stress fracture in my right forearm protecting my head (Martial arts with my brothers taught me that much; cover the head!) Some lacerations and goop, but no legs broken that they could tell.

Then madam asshat shrugged it off and said she would pay for the medical stuff, just send her the bill. So I got all her info and am about to take her up on that. Heh. My ass left a pretty good dent in her hood, and she needs a new windsheild. Erg, my back hurts too but drugs are my friends right now....Yeah. I hate Bellevue.


That was Monday. I have to catch my breath before I even attempt to describe Tuesday.
Sane, I ssear to God, someone's got to put tgether a book of your memoirs.

Well, this is the first day I've gtten t sleep in in the past week for work. Yesterday it was eight to ten. Busy day, no lunch to speak of either. My first paycheck's gonna be a doozy though.
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Old 06-07-2008, 11:17 AM   #222
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*whooshes through with a mist of flower petals following*
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Old 06-07-2008, 01:22 PM   #223
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*looks with a happy grin at the mist of flower petals* Pretsy!

The Big Move Part Two has been completed. My room now pretty much only contains a bed, a lamp and a radio/alarmclock...

*flops down in a chair with some green tea*

Oh, and hi everyone. Too tired for tackling and hugging right now. I'll make it up some other time, 'kay? ^_^
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Old 06-07-2008, 03:20 PM   #224
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WOOT!!! School's out!!!

PARTY!!!!
No kidding. One b-day today, one shopping tomorrow, graduation party on Tuesday, b-day next Saturday....
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Old 06-07-2008, 04:16 PM   #225
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Yawn.

*prays to the rain gods to please make it stop*

Especially since my car is a bit too much like Herbie and puts down its windows whenever it feels like it.
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Old 06-07-2008, 04:22 PM   #226
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Especially since my car is a bit too much like Herbie and puts down its windows whenever it feels like it.
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Okay. Going to have the band I'm in record today...... eek! I'm so nervous!
I didn't know you were in a band. Good luck.
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Old 06-07-2008, 05:38 PM   #227
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"And we're back at M.O.O.T. 102,2 with the Moots playing Eruption's I can't stand the rain just for waterlogged Curu."

I can't stand the rain 'gainst my window
Bringing back sweet memories
Ican't stand the rain 'gainst my window
'Cause he's not here with me
Hey window pain do you remember
How sweet it used to be
When we were together
Everything was so grand, yes it was
Now that we've parted
There's one sound that I just can't stand...
Alone with the pillow
Where his head used to lay, yeah
I know you've got some sweet memories
But like a window you ain't got nothin' to say
I can't stand the rain 'gainst my window
Bringing back sweet memories, hey
I can't stand the rain, ooh
'Gainst my window, oh no no
'Cause he's not here with me, uh
Alone with the pillow uh uh
Where his head used to lay, yeah
I know you've got some sweet memories
But like a window you ain't got nothin' to say, hey hey
Uh, uh, I can't stand the rain...
(I can't I can't I can't can't stand the rain)...
Baby, uh, uh, uh, hey hey
Ooh, ooh, uh, uh, hey
Don't you know, 't you think...
No no ooh oooohh hey hey hey hey hey, no
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
Oohh !... Get off my window...
(I can't I can't I can't can't stand the rain)...
Get off my window now, get off my window
Get off my window nah, I can't stand the rain
I can't stand the rain, ooh, can't stand the rain, oh


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Old 06-08-2008, 01:06 PM   #228
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Hello!? ello!? llo?
Anyone here!? ere!? 're?

Where is everyone? The Teacup is almost... boring these days
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Old 06-08-2008, 01:33 PM   #229
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*sneaks out from under the study table, grabs food and drink, sneaks back under.*

Can't speak for anyone else, but I'm being sucked into a black hole of intellectual despair.

However, to liven your day I can report the results of last last night's experiment as negative. That's right folks; Vodka and Einstein do not mix. Now 'scuse me while I go back to writing sober.
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Old 06-08-2008, 01:56 PM   #230
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*places some snacks conveniently near Willow*

Intellectual despair... yes I am familiar with that black hole. *has a deadline for her thesis next week* Yep... too familiar *breaks down in a panic attack*
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Old 06-08-2008, 04:11 PM   #231
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*snatches snacks and replaces with thank-you note*

Whoo! I'm at the three quarters done point! More or less. This paper is turning out to be heavy on the quotations, but I think it's working. They're good quotations and there are some things you just can't paraphrase.

What's your thesis on? Is this deadline for a draft or a certain amount done or just a check to make sure you've been working on it?
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Old 06-08-2008, 07:58 PM   #232
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Last year I completed the NaNoWriMo challenge. Now I'm rewriting the story, improving it no end. Hope to make it publishable some day. Hope even to have it published, although that's not a given.
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Old 06-09-2008, 06:02 AM   #233
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Old 06-09-2008, 06:03 AM   #234
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*smiles as she picks up the thank you-note to replace it again with some food and drinks*

My thesis is on souvenirs in Japan. I'm translating a text that is mainly on traveling in general with a small but significant part on souvenirs. After translating I have to explain why this translation is important to the field, what the field is, make an analysis of the text within the field and make an analysis of the text itself (which is going to be fairly negative, but that's a different story ) The deadline for my final version is Monday the 16th. I'm still busy with the last parts of translating, translating the translated to normal Dutch and writing the annotation (explanatory notes by the text) and after that all the rest still needs to be done, but I can finish that in 2 days.
It's ridiculous to think that I need 3 to 4 months to translate a text... >_<

EDIT: Heya Earn! Did you or your father go to Terraria 2008 in Houten this weekend? It's apparently the worlds biggest terrarium event. ^_^
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Old 06-09-2008, 06:14 AM   #235
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Terraria? Don't think I've ever heard of it, I should look it up. But if it's the biggest terrarium event, it seems in our best interest to keep him away from there!
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Old 06-09-2008, 06:18 AM   #236
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Hehe, maybe you're right. It was in the Metro or De Pers this morning, so I had to think of you
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Old 06-09-2008, 11:48 AM   #237
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Woohoo! Just discovered that I finished my Post Graduate Diploma with a high 2:1. Woohoo! *jumps for joy* That means that I pass on no trouble to the MA.

Now I just have to write my 20,000 word thesis...
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Old 06-09-2008, 12:21 PM   #238
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Last year I completed the NaNoWriMo challenge. Now I'm rewriting the story, improving it no end. Hope to make it publishable some day. Hope even to have it published, although that's not a given.
The what?


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The NaNoWriMo is a project called National Novel Writing Month (www.nanowrimo.org), where people write a novel of 50 000 words during November. What you do with it when it's finished, is up to you. All you do is posting your text (or just a copy of it with all letters changed to x if you don't want to risk sending off the actual text over the Internet) in a certain form to have the word count checked, to see whether you reach the goal.

My story is about a young girl of a race of my own creation (remotely related to hobbits, only it never says so in so many words) who finds a mysterious text in an old letter to her great-grandfather, and who solves the mystery in cooperation with her third cousin (and gets to know him in the process).
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Old 06-09-2008, 04:43 PM   #240
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Sounds interesting Varna. ^_^
I hope you can get it published!
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