The Teacup Cafe X - Page 12

Spock · 04-08-2006, 03:34 PM

Well, I'm all in. Time for a cup of tea and probably something to eat.....no donuts left, but I may be able to conjur some

OOPS!

Mercutio · 04-08-2006, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gwaimir Windgem

[Guvenator]Pumpkin?[/Guvenator]

*splattle*

*orange chunks go flying*

Reminds me of the World Championship Punkin Chunkin contest held annually in southern Delaware. (I have yet to go...maybe next year if the timing is convienent). Participants see who can throw the farthest/highest/etc. pumpkins using home-made catapults, trebuchets, things running on compressed air, etc.

Here is their official website

.

Spock · 04-08-2006, 04:09 PM

Well it's "migraine time" again. Four Excedrin, two Valerian Root, and something to eat....then cross my fingers more Rx isn't necessary.

maybe I'll bake some cookies to take my mind off things

klatukatt · 04-08-2006, 05:48 PM

morning all! Oh shiet, it's 3pm. Oh well. Sleep is good.

So is chocolate. I think I'm going to make Brownies.

Spock · 04-08-2006, 05:53 PM

hmmm, good, I'm ready for some hot chocolate and I'll have a brownie as soon as they are out of the oven. Chocolate is good for migraines.

klatukatt · 04-08-2006, 05:57 PM

Whheeeee! I'm magic! (Or maybe it's the cafe?)

Ding! Brownies done! Hot chocolate on the way!

Spock · 04-08-2006, 06:06 PM

Yum, and the hot chocolate just materialized.....it's delicious.

Now back to my book.

I'm really miffed that my pictures don't show up here

klatukatt · 04-08-2006, 06:13 PM

ooh! Whatcha reading?

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 04-08-2006, 06:26 PM

Hullo Katt. I see your support changes daily.

klatukatt · 04-08-2006, 06:27 PM

Oh yes. What should I support today?

hmn...

klatukatt · 04-08-2006, 06:36 PM

Hey guys, does having an alien in your midst perturb you?

Farimir Captain of Gondor · 04-08-2006, 07:00 PM

Um, I guess that would depend on the alien and their intentions. They're not looking to take me rum are they?

klatukatt · 04-08-2006, 07:31 PM

The rum is safe.

Aliens only drink synthahol.

Thain Peregrin Took I · 04-08-2006, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

No, but they are such a dangerous sort...*dreads upcoming months where half of teeth need to be pulled and braces put in, after which frequent visits will be required

*

Luckily, I don't need braces and I haven't had any teeth pulled. But once I needed to get a cavity filled. It was a loose tooth, so I didn't think that it made any sense that he needed to fill it. The dentist practically numbed my whole mouth. Then my tooth fell out a couple days later.

Quote:

Originally Posted by klatukatt

Ding! Brownies done! Hot chocolate on the way!

Mmmm... brownies! *gets self brownie*

klatukatt · 04-08-2006, 09:17 PM

toothies are fun

when I was 8 I chipped my front tooth and got a filling
last monday it fell out

anyway, BROWNIES AND SUGAR AND PIZZA AND GOOD MUSICALS MADE FROM BAD MOVIES!

that is what is in store for me tonight!

happy

Lady Marion Magdalena · 04-08-2006, 09:53 PM

Speaking of good musicals made from bad movies and dentists...

When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in it's head.
That's when my momma said...
(What did she say?)
She said my boy I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay...

You'll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane!

You're temperment's wrong for the priesthood,
And teaching would suit you still less.
Son, be a dentist.
You'll be a success.

"Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque."
"Watch him suck up that gas. Oh My God!"
"He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good."
"Who wants their teeth done by the Marqui DeSade?"

"Oh, that hurts! Wait! I'm not numb!"
"Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!"

I am your dentist.
And I enjoy the career that I picked.
I'm your dentist.
And I get off on the pain I inflict!

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid.
It's swell, though then tell me I'm mal-adjusted.

And though it may cause my patients distress.
Somewhere...Somewhere in heaven above me...
I know...I know that my momma's proud of me.
"Oh, Momma..."

'Cause I'm a dentist...
And a success!

This just says it all...

(Though orthodontists are the evil ones for me, my dentist is actually very nice... the guy she recommended for when I needed my wisdom teeth pulled got it done in less than an hour with a minimum of pain. That was happy.

)

Spock · 04-08-2006, 10:41 PM

ok, finished the second of two books I have been reading.

The Mystery of Edwin Drood-and tonight H.P. and the Goblet of Fire-third re-reading; this so I can compare it to my second watching of my DVD of the movie on Sunday.

Now, to the telly and morpheus.

EarthBound · 04-08-2006, 11:34 PM

*Runs through cafe with parachute on her back...grabs a mocha-latte, turns up the stero loud enough to stun cattle, then jumps through the window to continue her country-wide travels...mutters to herself on the way out the window, "if they turn down the music I may never find my way back..."

Yes, once again, EarthBound has been shipped off again for another "Detail" abroad because of the very important and a very small print found at the end of her job description "...and other duties as assigned." These five (5) words now rule her destiny. Taking her to exciting places such as the (can't tell) and (no comment), all in the duty of (sshhhhh

).

Rumor has it that EB has submitted her resume to Subway, the sandwich shop, because she thinks there's less travel and more food...

Spock · 04-08-2006, 11:57 PM

wakes with a start----------sees broken window and calls magical window fixers....window repairo! Turns down music. Telephones Subway-recommends Earthbound for a job.................goes back to sleep.

Lief Erikson · 04-09-2006, 12:28 AM

*Watches Spock snoozing on a bed of tribbles.*

Hmm.

04-08-2006, 03:34 PM	#221
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	Well, I'm all in. Time for a cup of tea and probably something to eat.....no donuts left, but I may be able to conjur some OOPS! __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

04-08-2006, 04:09 PM	#223
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	Well it's "migraine time" again. Four Excedrin, two Valerian Root, and something to eat....then cross my fingers more Rx isn't necessary. maybe I'll bake some cookies to take my mind off things __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

04-08-2006, 05:53 PM	#225
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	hmmm, good, I'm ready for some hot chocolate and I'll have a brownie as soon as they are out of the oven. Chocolate is good for migraines. __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

04-08-2006, 06:06 PM	#227
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	Yum, and the hot chocolate just materialized.....it's delicious. Now back to my book. I'm really miffed that my pictures don't show up here __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." Last edited by Spock : 04-08-2006 at 06:08 PM.

04-08-2006, 06:26 PM	#229
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	Hullo Katt. I see your support changes daily. __________________ Do you hear that?

04-08-2006, 05:48 PM	#224
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	morning all! Oh shiet, it's 3pm. Oh well. Sleep is good. So is chocolate. I think I'm going to make Brownies.

04-08-2006, 05:57 PM	#226
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Whheeeee! I'm magic! (Or maybe it's the cafe?) Ding! Brownies done! Hot chocolate on the way!

04-08-2006, 06:13 PM	#228
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	ooh! Whatcha reading?

04-08-2006, 06:27 PM	#230
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Oh yes. What should I support today? hmn...

04-08-2006, 06:36 PM	#231
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Hey guys, does having an alien in your midst perturb you?

04-08-2006, 07:00 PM	#232
Farimir Captain of Gondor Spaceman Spiff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the belly of a Firefly, living in Serenity is where you'll find me Posts: 1,438	Um, I guess that would depend on the alien and their intentions. They're not looking to take me rum are they? __________________ Do you hear that?

04-08-2006, 07:31 PM	#233
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	The rum is safe. Aliens only drink synthahol.

04-08-2006, 09:17 PM	#235
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	toothies are fun when I was 8 I chipped my front tooth and got a filling last monday it fell out anyway, BROWNIES AND SUGAR AND PIZZA AND GOOD MUSICALS MADE FROM BAD MOVIES! that is what is in store for me tonight! happy

04-08-2006, 09:53 PM	#236
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	Speaking of good musicals made from bad movies and dentists... When I was young and just a bad little kid, My momma noticed funny things I did. Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun. I'd poison guppies, and when I was done, I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in it's head. That's when my momma said... (What did she say?) She said my boy I think someday You'll find a way To make your natural tendencies pay... You'll be a dentist. You have a talent for causing things pain! Son, be a dentist. People will pay you to be inhumane! You're temperment's wrong for the priesthood, And teaching would suit you still less. Son, be a dentist. You'll be a success. "Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque." "Watch him suck up that gas. Oh My God!" "He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good." "Who wants their teeth done by the Marqui DeSade?" "Oh, that hurts! Wait! I'm not numb!" "Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!" I am your dentist. And I enjoy the career that I picked. I'm your dentist. And I get off on the pain I inflict! I thrill when I drill a bicuspid. It's swell, though then tell me I'm mal-adjusted. And though it may cause my patients distress. Somewhere...Somewhere in heaven above me... I know...I know that my momma's proud of me. "Oh, Momma..." 'Cause I'm a dentist... And a success! This just says it all... (Though orthodontists are the evil ones for me, my dentist is actually very nice... the guy she recommended for when I needed my wisdom teeth pulled got it done in less than an hour with a minimum of pain. That was happy. ) __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!" Last edited by Lady Marion Magdalena : 04-08-2006 at 09:58 PM.

04-08-2006, 10:41 PM	#237
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	ok, finished the second of two books I have been reading. The Mystery of Edwin Drood-and tonight H.P. and the Goblet of Fire-third re-reading; this so I can compare it to my second watching of my DVD of the movie on Sunday. Now, to the telly and morpheus. __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

04-08-2006, 11:34 PM	#238
EarthBound Lady Tipple & Queen of Blessed Thistle Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: I've been told it's all in my head Posts: 916	Runs through cafe with parachute on her back...grabs a mocha-latte, turns up the stero loud enough to stun cattle, then jumps through the window to continue her country-wide travels...mutters to herself on the way out the window, "if they turn down the music I may never find my way back..." Yes, once again, EarthBound has been shipped off again for another "Detail" abroad because of the very important and a very small print found at the end of her job description "...and other duties as assigned."* These five (5) words now rule her destiny. Taking her to exciting places such as the (can't tell) and (no comment), all in the duty of (sshhhhh ). Rumor has it that EB has submitted her resume to Subway, the sandwich shop, because she thinks there's less travel and more food... __________________ Beer + Pizza = N'uff said Happy to be here The HACBR has been alerted to my postings…..Hobbits Against Constant Beer References Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Ben Franklin I want my Mooter T-Shirt!

04-08-2006, 11:57 PM	#239
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	wakes with a start----------sees broken window and calls magical window fixers....window repairo! Turns down music. Telephones Subway-recommends Earthbound for a job.................goes back to sleep. __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

04-09-2006, 12:28 AM	#240
Lief Erikson Elf Lord Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fountain Valley, CA Posts: 6,343	Watches Spock snoozing on a bed of tribbles. Hmm. __________________ If the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. ~Oscar Wilde, written from prison Oscar Wilde's last words: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do."

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