08-19-2002, 12:54 AM | #221 |
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Legoals to Arwen : " Do you have any extra hairspray? This Fellowship thing may take awhile."
Mouth of Sauron to Sauron: " Hey, Boss. Do you want be to get some Visine? It gets the red out." ( Thank Nibs for the inspiration) Theoden " I've fallen and I can't get up"
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
08-19-2002, 10:36 AM | #222 |
Elf Lord
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Theoden:I'm to young to fight!!
Feanor:Galadriel you'r haire is like dog crap on the tree of deat h. legolas:Mirror mirror on the stone wall whose the preetiest of them all? Boromir behind mirror: *coughs* Not you!
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08-19-2002, 10:52 AM | #223 |
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Saruman : Palantir, Palantir on the hall...who's the fairest of them all?
Palantir: Quit playen...fool! I iz workin' my kickazz orcz in dem sh**h*les an I find you playen wit muh color tv? You an yore fat@22 maiarf*****iz goin down first whitey bey***********
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lĂșmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 08-19-2002 at 10:54 AM. |
08-20-2002, 10:14 AM | #224 |
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Arwen to Aragorn: Guess what i joined the ringwraiths!
Urek-hai to pippin; After you sweety. Pippin:Oh thankyou. Frodo to Gandalf after the war: Hey Gandalf were did ya get that nice colorful coat from? Gandalf: uhh non were frodo why? Frodo: i think i've seen the same one some were. Gandalf: no you diden't so forget about it.Thinks to himself. it was hard enough to steal this coat from Saruman. Don't need some Hobbit to take it back. oooo it has a coat warmer in it. NIIIIICE. Sam: I hate you bill! go eat poisen grass.
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08-21-2002, 03:59 AM | #225 | |
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Quote:
Sauron: (singing) All ya need is love! (from the Beatles) Frodo: (clinging to the Haven's dock) NO! NO! I don't wanna go! Sammy, save me!!!
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08-21-2002, 10:36 AM | #226 |
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All the little hobbities: It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, it's a small world after all, It;s a small small world. It's a world of laughter a world of tears.
bilbo: I am going to wright a book on my death. sauron: How about a game of chess? What do you think Voldemort?"
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08-28-2002, 05:28 PM | #227 |
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Saruman: I wanted to be Joseph in "Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat"! But I guess the directors have a prejudice against wierd old men wearing long white dresses! *throws a temper tantrum*
Conversation between two orcs: Orc 1: Girl, this war is murder on my facial! Orc 2: Tell me about it! I can't even get a decent tan! Orc 1: And look at my sword! Right now I'd prefer a nail file. Orc 2: *shuffles through purse* Yes! Orc 1: What? Orc 2: Look what I found!!!!! *hands over a package to Orc 1* Orc 1: *unwraps package* Are you serious?! *Opens a container* You're a lifesaver! *Gently rubs Noxema on cheek*
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08-31-2002, 03:39 PM | #228 |
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frodo: take the ring
galadriel: when will you men understand im married, stop offering me rings!!! I only took the one from celebrimbor because i had to! even though that is a nice one..... no i pass the test i will not cheat on celeborn
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08-31-2002, 03:40 PM | #229 |
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LOL!
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08-31-2002, 03:45 PM | #230 |
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i thought of another one along the same lines
frodo: take the ring
gandalf : do u think im gay?? Im not marrying u! ur not even 4 feet tall
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08-31-2002, 03:52 PM | #231 |
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hahahahehehe!those r good ones.now,how bout this:
Thor:im going to moria Thrain.take this ring. Thrain:are u nuts!?im not marrying a guy about to die!besides,if i did, that would mean i was hittin on the wrong side of the infield man.
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris |
08-31-2002, 06:40 PM | #232 |
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Wormtongue:Yes Yes come in........don't stand in the hall like strangers
Wormtongue:I ordered you to take his staff Guard:You want it .................... u take it off him Gilmli: Less with the hairspray ok 'lolass.........it's stinging my eyes!!.......why o why do I have to share a horse with an elf at the halls of theoden Gimli: psst Aragorn.....that blonde girl beside Theoden is giving you the come-on In the Paths of the dead Gimli:This place is the best laxative since Legolass gave me a wink |
08-31-2002, 07:03 PM | #233 |
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Aragorn to Mr T 'hey man sauron dissed your van'
Mr T 'i pity the fool that disses ma van hes crazier than murdock'
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08-31-2002, 07:36 PM | #234 |
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osszie thats really funny
Morwen: did u know our childern got married? Hurin: no who'd they get married to? Morwen: Each other Hurin: i knew our family was screwed up, but that's just wrong
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08-31-2002, 09:40 PM | #235 |
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Frodo:I'll be more than happy to take the ring into mordor.
Sam: wow we get to go to mordor can;t wait to get there. Pippin: Shutup you gay wanna bees.(don't ask)
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09-01-2002, 09:14 AM | #236 |
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I've learned not to.
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09-01-2002, 09:19 AM | #237 |
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hi
PIPPIN) what is that?
MARRY) this my friend is a pint! PIPPIN) now marry i dont think thats too good for you! |
09-01-2002, 09:25 AM | #238 |
lord of the ents
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hi
SAURON) Frodo lets just forget about all this!
FRODO) no, you killed my father! SAURON) no Frodo, I AM YOUR FATHER! |
09-01-2002, 09:34 AM | #239 |
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Marry? Please spell the character's names right next time. It's Merry for goodness sake!
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09-01-2002, 06:56 PM | #240 |
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Gandalf: oh shutup already elrond and just say it already, we have to go to mt doom and destroy the ring, whats so hard about declaring that. Obviously there is no other way.
elrond:Oh what ever just leave then! gandalf: finally!!! Frodo: hey don't I get a say out of this? Gandalf and elrond together: NO!
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