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06-25-2003, 04:50 PM
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No, he died on his way down in mid-air.
Why didn't Gandalf take the Ring?
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06-25-2003, 09:13 PM
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Elven Warrior
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Because it would have totally, like, not look good with his, like, robe
  Why do elves from different places all have the same color hair? (ex. Rivendell-brown, Lothlorien-blonde, etc...) |
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06-25-2003, 10:28 PM
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Similar to some stories of some families in the deep south. Why would any one wish to go to Mordor?
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Sincerely, Anthony  'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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06-26-2003, 08:59 AM
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Mirthful Maiden
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Are you kidding, it'd be a great vacation. Poisonous air, erupting volcano, giant spiders, orcs, Dark Lord, risking your life..............what more could you want.
Why did Merry and Pippen want to go with Frodo and Sam?
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06-26-2003, 09:31 AM
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Why are many hobbits averse to being in boats on the water?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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06-26-2003, 04:55 PM
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Elf Lord
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They belive the water are extremely dangerous because of their noise.
How many hobbits have 9 fingers? |
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06-26-2003, 05:31 PM
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All of them, except Frodo of course.
Does the Balrog have wings?
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06-26-2003, 05:42 PM
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Elf Lord
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Of course. You are an elf, you should know. *surprised*
How many wings do they have? |
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06-26-2003, 06:59 PM
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Lady of Legends
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5: two on either side of their head, two on their ears, and one abnormality on their index finger
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06-26-2003, 08:18 PM
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Lady of Legends
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Oops. My question:
Why is "Do balrogs have wings?" possibly the largest and toughest question in the world, ultimately causing more deaths in the heat of argument then those of a second age middle earth battle?
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06-27-2003, 04:55 PM
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Elven Warrior
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So they can eat pudding! Duh!
  Why do hobbits eat so much? |
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06-27-2003, 05:57 PM
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Elven Warrior
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they dont they just shove it under the table and wait for their animals to eat it so the question should be about hobbits pets eating
where do hobbits go when they die?
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06-28-2003, 09:54 AM
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Elf Lord
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To swim.
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06-28-2003, 12:51 PM
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Elven Warrior
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cause tony "two toes" baggins sends em a pair of "cement shoes" to go sleep with the fishes
where do elves go?
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06-28-2003, 02:50 PM
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Elf Lord
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to play basketball.
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06-28-2003, 06:34 PM
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Mirthful Maiden
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They are all tall. It's an easy shot.
 Why don't dwarves like to ride horses?
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06-28-2003, 06:58 PM
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Lady of Legends
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Fear that they will be mistaken as jockies and forced to wear scary, neon colored uniforms
Why is Shadowfax king of horses?
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06-29-2003, 04:07 PM
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Elf Lord
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He's not... *confused*
Why did Saruman tried to destroy Rohan? |
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06-29-2003, 06:43 PM
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Elven Warrior
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Q: Why did Saruman tried to destroy Rohan?
What else is there to do on rainy Tuesday's Why does Aragorn have so many names? |
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06-30-2003, 10:19 AM
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Cyber Elf Lord
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It also explains why he moved around very often over the years.Where did Aragorn accomplish his greatest achievement, while under disguise?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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