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Old 05-06-2003, 10:02 AM   #201
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heh heh. You should see my rector. Nice legs.
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Old 05-06-2003, 10:14 AM   #202
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Definitely no lepers or AIDS victims, though. And ugly is pretty much out. Stupid is a turn-off, too. Weight? Depends were it is...
Ugly is pretty much out? But I can see what ye mean about the weight...no-one wants to go out with a woman who has fat feet And I also wouldn't want to date a leper.....I'd hate having to follow him around picking up body parts

I got HIV on Saturday & had AIDS (plenty of it), but now I'm fine *snickers at Coney*

OK, before you all start worrying *hun I'm sharing aren't I nice? *

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And just in case I get lectured about my sick sense of humour:

I know it's sick to joke about such things, but that's a trait of SA, we know we have so many problems, but laughing about it makes it easier to handle
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Old 05-06-2003, 11:32 AM   #203
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Hmmm, drunk women? Under thirty=+atttractive and over thirty =-attractive.
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Old 05-06-2003, 11:50 AM   #204
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I like Good Charlotte......
Good Charlotte rock..... don't think the neighbours think so though..... 1am at full blast??? tehehehe......

and goths are cool.... half my friends are skaterboarders/ goths..... i was even one for a while.... i was going through i vamp/pagan/goth stage..... pretty much past now

turn off: guys who are smaller (in height) than me.... have to be taller
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Old 05-06-2003, 12:02 PM   #205
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Good Charlotte hails from Waldorf, Maryland *home state cheer*
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Old 05-06-2003, 01:43 PM   #206
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WOHOOOOO!!!!!
GOOD CHARLOTTE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay i'm calm..... too much sugar for someone like me
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Old 05-06-2003, 01:48 PM   #207
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I got HIV on Saturday & had AIDS (plenty of it), but now I'm fine *snickers at Coney*

OK, before you all start worrying *hun I'm sharing aren't I nice? *
Yer the veritable epitome of charity K

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Hmmm, drunk women? Under thirty=+atttractive and over thirty =-attractive.
Now, normally I go for the more mature lady..........but in this case I gotta agree with Cirdan...............a younger woman, drunk, is usually cute and fun...........older women are loud when tipsy
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Old 05-06-2003, 02:12 PM   #208
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Hmmm, drunk women? Under thirty=+atttractive and over thirty =-attractive.
That's not very nice! You do know that I am older than Anar AND Isil, right?
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Old 05-06-2003, 02:39 PM   #209
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what do i find attractive in a woman? well depending on what level the beer gogles are on and the question will they.........(not for the kiddies that one)
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Old 05-06-2003, 02:47 PM   #210
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That's not very nice! You do know that I am older than Anar AND Isil, right?
Umm, no, because there is no year on your birth date. Are you older than me?

Anyway, it may be true of males from the female perspective. ...and anyone passed out on the bathroom floor after a hurl is unattractive regardless of age.
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Old 05-06-2003, 02:50 PM   #211
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...and the question will they.........(not for the kiddies that one)
We'll just call that "agreeability".
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Old 05-06-2003, 03:57 PM   #212
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and anyone passed out on the bathroom floor after a hurl is unattractive regardless of age.

well that all depends on what position they pass out in. and how much youve had to drink yourself......

insidious *stumbling* look at the rear on that one! woo!

insidious's friend *looking at him oddly* uh i think thats a love seat.

insidious: Ill say! woo!
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Old 05-06-2003, 04:57 PM   #213
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Umm, no, because there is no year on your birth date. Are you older than me?
If you were Elf, you would not even be full grown.

I am older than Anar and Isil, though I did not wake at Cuiviénen with my kin, and therefore, thousands of years old.

Nay, but you wish to know a number! Do you not? Alas, I do not recall to mind my true length of years now, for it was so long ago and only my memories of those days remain now sweeping together the hours, the days, the years and the ages of long ago as wind sweeps the leaves from beneath a tree in Yávië.

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well that all depends on what position they pass out in. and how much youve had to drink yourself......
(Note to self: do not get drunk around IR)
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Old 05-06-2003, 05:17 PM   #214
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Nay, but you wish to know a number! Do you not? Alas, I do not recall to mind my true length of years now, for it was so long ago and only my memories of those days remain now sweeping together the hours, the days, the years and the ages of long ago as wind sweeps the leaves from beneath a tree in Yávië.
Yeesh, wotever happened to "fnuck off and mind yer own business"?
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Old 05-06-2003, 05:24 PM   #215
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Yeesh, wotever happened to "fnuck off and mind yer own business"?
You know what they say, the longer the explaination...

*breaks out fabulously crafted elven hip-waders*

*hands equally well crafted elven chastity belt to Ruinel for parties w/IR*

It's going to be a long night.
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Old 05-06-2003, 05:26 PM   #216
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Not all younger women are more attractive when drunk-some are just annoying.
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Old 05-06-2003, 05:29 PM   #217
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Yeesh, wotever happened to "***** off and mind yer own business"?
don't worry... I did the editing in the quote tag. Just in case you come back and edit yourself.

I have no reason to hide my age. But as you know, I'm an Elf. We tend to live quite a long time.

And thanks for the chastity belt, Cirdan... nicely crafted. Should have known, your people have great skills. But the most important question remains: who has the key? (or keys)
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Old 05-06-2003, 05:45 PM   #218
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...But the most important question remains: who has the key? (or keys)
heh heh
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Old 05-06-2003, 05:51 PM   #219
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heh heh

*slowly hands chastity belt back to Cirdan* I'll just keep sober, thanks anyway. *shifts eyes about the room, backs up and slowly places hand on hilt of her sword*
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Old 05-06-2003, 05:53 PM   #220
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don't worry... I did the editing in the quote tag. Just in case you come back and edit yourself.

I have no reason to hide my age. But as you know, I'm an Elf. We tend to live quite a long time.

hehe........thanks Ru only two chances of me editing a post..........one's robert and the other is decidedly negative

I always thought Elves were proud of their age

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