What DO men want? - Page 11

***Earniel*** · 03-22-2002, 03:22 AM

Mmm, so this is the answer? Men want to have fights so they can watch them and eat popcorn? What do you know....

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-22-2002, 03:34 AM

No! Tano, no you do NOT get my sword if I die, which I certainly will not, because this is first blood, not death. IF I die, you are to put me in a boat with all my weapons and send me down the river. Preferably the Anduin. WITH my sword!!!

So, now that's settled, we can fight!

Arathorn, I think that is the first time I have seen you go into a Gollum mode!

Earniel, I like watching fights and eating popcorn! Of course, I'm really wierd. Good, old fashioned duels, like this one, though.

***Earniel*** · 03-22-2002, 03:36 AM

No Eruviel, fighting's good. I like watching a good fight occasionally. Point is I assumed you are a girl and we're in the men's thread.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-22-2002, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arathorn
I'll trade you the sword for some salty popcorn, Tano. Why don't they drop, er fall unconscious already?

Oh, don't count on that happening any time soon! I think this fight will last quite some time. And NOBODY gets anybody's sword if they lose! *grabs my sword and holds it tightly* My Preciousssssssss, we won't let that nasssty Arathorn or Tano getss you, oh no, gollum

Earniel--I merely meant to point out it's not just guys!

StrawberryIcecream · 03-22-2002, 04:55 AM

Koyote, I live in England and I don't think we have Krispy Kremes or at least I've never had one. How can doughnuts be crispy???

Are any of the fighters bleeding yet?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-22-2002, 05:03 AM

Well, Xivigg isn't here at the moment, so I can't exactly continue the duel while he is gone!

I'll let you know the minute somebody wins, I promise!

Krispy Kremes aren't exactly crispy. Not at all, in fact! But they are pretty good! Yum, doughnuts!

StrawberryIcecream · 03-22-2002, 05:45 AM

Your all sooo lucky to live in America!

Yummy doughnuts, snow, X Files seasons before England gets them...

Kyote Fields · 03-22-2002, 11:50 AM

*The National Anthem starts up in the background. All the Americans stand up and place their right hand over thier heart; the veterans salute* Oh say can you see.... blahblahblahblah......and the home of the brave!!!! *cheers from the audience* Play ball!!!! Or fight!!!!!

Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear
- Fozzy bear (The Muppet Movie)

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-22-2002, 12:27 PM

And the fight commences. . .

Kyote Fields · 03-25-2002, 06:26 PM

And the crowd sleeps......zzzzzzzzz

Arathorn · 03-25-2002, 11:22 PM

A sleep over. How nice! ZZZZzzzzzzz

Rána Eressëa · 03-25-2002, 11:26 PM

Ooh! A sleep over! I wanna join!

Arathorn · 03-25-2002, 11:46 PM

*wakes up* Huh?

What? oh hi Rogue. Just watch the fight, and you'll get into it.

zzzzzzzzzz*dreams of getting Eruviel's sword one of these days*

P.S. Congrats on being a spammer,oops, Elf Lord there Rogue Elf.zzzzzzz

Nibs · 03-25-2002, 11:58 PM

Okay, update on what this man wants...

A private space shuttle
A trained pet penguin
Financial security
World peace
Abolishment of ignorance

Good luck on the last two, eh?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-26-2002, 02:27 AM

Yeah, good luck, Nibs

Okay, has anyone seen Xivigg for a while? Methinks he is to afraid to fight me! *sneers*

Well, we'll just wait. And Arathorn, why are you so sure I'm going to die in this duel?

FrodoFriend · 03-26-2002, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nibs
Okay, update on what this man wants...

A private space shuttle
A trained pet penguin
Financial security
World peace
Abolishment of ignorance

Good luck on the last two, eh?

Hey, you've still got a chance for that penguin . . .

**crickhollow** · 03-26-2002, 02:52 AM

I think this might fit better int he what women want thread, but I'm too lazy to dig it out. It's from an old sinatra and brando musical called, "guys and dolls". I know, I know, you all resent stereotyping (I hope this doesn't earn me another scolding from Noldo

), but I thought it was hilarious. Here's just a bit:

When you see a guy reach for stars in the sky
You can bet that he's doing it for some doll.
When you spot a John waiting out in the rain
Chances are he's insane as only a John can be for a Jane.
When you meet a gent paying all kinds of rent
For a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal.
Call it sad, call it funny.
But it's better than even money
That the guy's only doing it for some doll.

When you see a Joe saving have of his dough
You can bet there'll be mink in it for some doll.
When a bum buys wine like a bum can't afford
It's a cinch that the bum is under the thumb of some little broad.
When you meet a mug lately out of the jug
And he's still lifting platinum folderol
Call it hell, call it heaven
But it's probable twelve to seven
That the guy's only doing it for some doll.

Arathorn · 03-26-2002, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
And Arathorn, why are you so sure I'm going to die in this duel?

I'm an optimist; and you turned into a vampire once; and I'm dreaming. Zzzzzz

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-26-2002, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arathorn
I'm an optimist; and you turned into a vampire once; and I'm dreaming. Zzzzzz

Then dream on! You will never get my sword! I only turned into a vampire temporarily (yeah, I know that's not possible. . .) and I am now back to my normal elven self. Too bad, super-human strength would have been fun-but totally unfair in a duel

Tanoliel · 03-26-2002, 03:46 PM

HEY! HEY, wait a minute! Don't I Get Eruviel's sword? *sniff* do I get NO weapons at all? Oh well...*reaches over and steal's Arathorn's popcorn, seeing as he is asleep* Hmmm....better than the stuff we made for Rocky Horror...
-tano
p.s. Ya know what's really annoying about Eruviel's name? I keep wanting to call you Eru, but that just wouldn't work...yargh.

03-22-2002, 03:22 AM	#201
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Mmm, so this is the answer? Men want to have fights so they can watch them and eat popcorn? What do you know.... __________________ We are not things. Last edited by Earniel : 03-22-2002 at 03:34 AM.

03-22-2002, 03:34 AM	#202
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	No! Tano, no you do NOT get my sword if I die, which I certainly will not, because this is first blood, not death. IF I die, you are to put me in a boat with all my weapons and send me down the river. Preferably the Anduin. WITH my sword!!! So, now that's settled, we can fight! Arathorn, I think that is the first time I have seen you go into a Gollum mode! Earniel, I like watching fights and eating popcorn! Of course, I'm really wierd. Good, old fashioned duels, like this one, though. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-22-2002, 03:36 AM	#203
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	No Eruviel, fighting's good. I like watching a good fight occasionally. Point is I assumed you are a girl and we're in the men's thread. __________________ We are not things.

03-22-2002, 04:55 AM	#205
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	Koyote, I live in England and I don't think we have Krispy Kremes or at least I've never had one. How can doughnuts be crispy??? Are any of the fighters bleeding yet? __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

03-22-2002, 05:03 AM	#206
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Well, Xivigg isn't here at the moment, so I can't exactly continue the duel while he is gone! I'll let you know the minute somebody wins, I promise! Krispy Kremes aren't exactly crispy. Not at all, in fact! But they are pretty good! Yum, doughnuts! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-22-2002, 05:45 AM	#207
StrawberryIcecream Elf Lord Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: In my jeans Posts: 915	Your all sooo lucky to live in America! Yummy doughnuts, snow, X Files seasons before England gets them... __________________ www.foolofatook.com for all you pippin's out there.

03-22-2002, 11:50 AM	#208
Kyote Fields Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 218	The National Anthem starts up in the background. All the Americans stand up and place their right hand over thier heart; the veterans salute Oh say can you see.... blahblahblahblah......and the home of the brave!!!! cheers from the audience Play ball!!!! Or fight!!!!! Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear - Fozzy bear (The Muppet Movie) __________________ No longer posting. If you'd like to write to me I can be reached at kyote_fields@hotmail.com. It was nice knowing all of you.

03-22-2002, 12:27 PM	#209
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	And the fight commences. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-25-2002, 06:26 PM	#210
Kyote Fields Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 218	And the crowd sleeps......zzzzzzzzz __________________ No longer posting. If you'd like to write to me I can be reached at kyote_fields@hotmail.com. It was nice knowing all of you.

03-25-2002, 11:22 PM	#211
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	A sleep over. How nice! ZZZZzzzzzzz __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

03-25-2002, 11:26 PM	#212
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Ooh! A sleep over! I wanna join!

03-25-2002, 11:46 PM	#213
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	wakes up Huh? What? oh hi Rogue. Just watch the fight, and you'll get into it. zzzzzzzzzzdreams of getting Eruviel's sword one of these days P.S. Congrats on being a spammer,oops, Elf Lord there Rogue Elf.zzzzzzz __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 03-25-2002 at 11:48 PM.

03-25-2002, 11:58 PM	#214
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	Okay, update on what this man wants... A private space shuttle A trained pet penguin Financial security World peace Abolishment of ignorance Good luck on the last two, eh? __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

03-26-2002, 02:27 AM	#215
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Yeah, good luck, Nibs Okay, has anyone seen Xivigg for a while? Methinks he is to afraid to fight me! sneers Well, we'll just wait. And Arathorn, why are you so sure I'm going to die in this duel? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-26-2002, 02:52 AM	#217
crickhollow The Buckleberry Fairy/Captain Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Washington State again (I miss Texas). Posts: 1,345	I think this might fit better int he what women want thread, but I'm too lazy to dig it out. It's from an old sinatra and brando musical called, "guys and dolls". I know, I know, you all resent stereotyping (I hope this doesn't earn me another scolding from Noldo ), but I thought it was hilarious. Here's just a bit: When you see a guy reach for stars in the sky You can bet that he's doing it for some doll. When you spot a John waiting out in the rain Chances are he's insane as only a John can be for a Jane. When you meet a gent paying all kinds of rent For a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal. Call it sad, call it funny. But it's better than even money That the guy's only doing it for some doll. When you see a Joe saving have of his dough You can bet there'll be mink in it for some doll. When a bum buys wine like a bum can't afford It's a cinch that the bum is under the thumb of some little broad. When you meet a mug lately out of the jug And he's still lifting platinum folderol Call it hell, call it heaven But it's probable twelve to seven That the guy's only doing it for some doll. __________________ A day will come at last when I Shall take the hidden paths that run West of the Moon, East of the Sun. Last edited by crickhollow : 03-26-2002 at 02:55 AM.

03-26-2002, 03:46 PM	#220
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	HEY! HEY, wait a minute! Don't I Get Eruviel's sword? sniff do I get NO weapons at all? Oh well...reaches over and steal's Arathorn's popcorn, seeing as he is asleep Hmmm....better than the stuff we made for Rocky Horror... -tano p.s. Ya know what's really annoying about Eruviel's name? I keep wanting to call you Eru, but that just wouldn't work...yargh. __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson