Teacup Café XXI - Page 11

***Earniel*** · 12-31-2007, 11:11 AM

You made it up yourself, Hector, so you figure out why you didn't invite yourself.

I've got to say, you've got a rather perverse sort of imagination. What is it with you and clothes-less cannibalism? Issues much?

hectorberlioz · 12-31-2007, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eärniel

You made it up yourself, Hector, so you figure out why you didn't invite yourself.

I've got to say, you've got a rather perverse sort of imagination. What is it with you and clothes-less cannibalism? Issues much?

Actually I think you and Tessar, Nurv, and Val just wanted to imitate the more famous Bohemian Grove.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_grove

***Earniel*** · 12-31-2007, 11:37 AM

Please, hector, when will you get it through your head: We've got standards.

You can entertain yourself all you like with images of a bunch of people, sitting in a cold forest, shivering because they're nuts enough to take their clothes off, munching on badly cooked tough meat. Seriously, who'd want to do that voluntarily? Trust me, if this was true, you'd be invited, oh yes. Because you see, if I'm forced to be subjected to this, I don't see why you shouldn't.

hectorberlioz · 12-31-2007, 11:45 AM

Who says it's out in the cold? With ten bonfires you guys would be warm enough anyhow...

Logically, if you are a cannibal and you eat people, of course you're going to deny that you do. And cannibals don't complain about the meat being tough.

***Earniel*** · 12-31-2007, 12:06 PM

Chocolativore here, sorry.

I don't eat people, I just whack them on the head with my plastic gecko. You can only eat them once, but you can always hit them on the head.

And when you eat people, they don't bring chocolate to you anymore. It's just basic econimics, really.

hectorberlioz · 12-31-2007, 12:13 PM

I guess you're right.

But really, it's a shame [none] of these conspiracies are real. It would be a fun world if they did

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katya · 12-31-2007, 12:16 PM

I'm impressed at your evil ruler sensibilities, Eärniel. I think I'll take some notes. Must optimize chocolate receiving factor...

hectorberlioz · 12-31-2007, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sisterandcousinandaunt

Hector, I think it's very sad that you have been SO evil, in your short life, that you don't even get a VISIT from Santa.

1) I don't believe in Santa

2) St Nicholas IS the real Santa

3) I believe in St Nicholas

4) The real St Nick was not a fat guy

5) He didn't NEED reindeer

6) He certainly didn't live at the North Pole, his climate was on the warm side...try TURKEY.

hectorberlioz · 12-31-2007, 12:52 PM

And Here He Is

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas

Interesting fact, kids: Santa spent a night in jail for punching Arius in the face

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Lady Ravyn · 12-31-2007, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eärniel

Chocolativore here, sorry.

I don't eat people, I just whack them on the head with my plastic gecko. You can only eat them once, but you can always hit them on the head.

And when you eat people, they don't bring chocolate to you anymore. It's just basic econimics, really.

ugh, i just saw "sweeney todd" on saturday... great movie, but i won't be eating ground beef for a while...
lol

ground chocolate sounds better

Lady Ravyn · 12-31-2007, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Interesting fact, kids: Santa spent a night in jail for punching Arius in the face

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actually, i did know that! he spent a while in jail, didn't he? (i seem to remember one of those catholic saints cartoons for kids having him be in prison for a while...

katya · 12-31-2007, 01:56 PM

The Sweeney Todd story creeps me out :/ I won't be watching it.

But chocolate yes :]

hectorberlioz · 12-31-2007, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katya

The Sweeney Todd story creeps me out :/ I won't be watching it.

But chocolate yes :]

You'll be watching chocolate?

...and I thought bird watching was boring...

katya · 12-31-2007, 02:01 PM

It's like watching porn, kind of.

hectorberlioz · 12-31-2007, 02:50 PM

I just thought I would share with everyone two of the most profoundly disturbing Christmas songs of all time.

#1. I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.
If you can guess what specie of vertebrae is singing this song, you get a prize.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtqIM_bPTws

#2. The Christmas Shoes Song
This is disturbing for an entrirely different reason. The schmalz factor is so pungent, you're likely to choke. Seriously, this is THE most manipulative song I've ever heard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNsvE33pRSw

***Earniel*** · 12-31-2007, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katya

I'm impressed at your evil ruler sensibilities, Eärniel. I think I'll take some notes. Must optimize chocolate receiving factor...

In every nice person, there's an evil overlord.

If you've got the chocolate economics worked out nicely, trust me, you'll never have problems with uprisings.

**Nurvingiel** · 12-31-2007, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

I just thought I would share with everyone two of the most profoundly disturbing Christmas songs of all time.

#1. I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.
If you can guess what specie of vertebrae is singing this song, you get a prize.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtqIM_bPTws

I know who's singing! It's Frankie Valli! Isn't it? Homo sapiens sapiens var. Frankus vallius?

It sounds a lot like Frankie Valli circa The Four Seasons anyway. What do you think? (I swear the guitarist in this video isn't actually playing, but anyways.)

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

#2. The Christmas Shoes Song
This is disturbing for an entrirely different reason. The schmalz factor is so pungent, you're likely to choke. Seriously, this is THE most manipulative song I've ever heard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNsvE33pRSw

It's incredibly nauseating, and yet the entire video is redeemed by the mom throwing the football into that guy's car. (This is why you put a nice arc on your throws in football - otherwise it's too easy to intercept.)

Edited to add:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eärniel

In every nice person, there's an evil overlord.

If you've got the chocolate economics worked out nicely, trust me, you'll never have problems with uprisings.

Sounds like a benevolent dictatorship to me! It's the best kind of government until you die of old age and the army takes over.

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 12-31-2007, 04:10 PM

I leave for a week, and look what happens! Another Teacup Cafe!

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

#1. I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.

Add to that list Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.

sisterandcousinandaunt · 12-31-2007, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meriadoc Brandybuck

I leave for a week, and look what happens! Another Teacup Cafe!

Ya can't leave us unsupervised for a minute!

The last sane person · 12-31-2007, 04:42 PM

Prolific we are!

*curls up by the fire place, still like a giant wolfcat*

12-31-2007, 11:11 AM	#201
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	You made it up yourself, Hector, so you figure out why you didn't invite yourself. I've got to say, you've got a rather perverse sort of imagination. What is it with you and clothes-less cannibalism? Issues much? __________________ We are not things.

12-31-2007, 11:37 AM	#203
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Please, hector, when will you get it through your head: We've got standards. You can entertain yourself all you like with images of a bunch of people, sitting in a cold forest, shivering because they're nuts enough to take their clothes off, munching on badly cooked tough meat. Seriously, who'd want to do that voluntarily? Trust me, if this was true, you'd be invited, oh yes. Because you see, if I'm forced to be subjected to this, I don't see why you shouldn't. __________________ We are not things.

12-31-2007, 11:45 AM	#204
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Who says it's out in the cold? With ten bonfires you guys would be warm enough anyhow... Logically, if you are a cannibal and you eat people, of course you're going to deny that you do. And cannibals don't complain about the meat being tough. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

12-31-2007, 12:06 PM	#205
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Chocolativore here, sorry. I don't eat people, I just whack them on the head with my plastic gecko. You can only eat them once, but you can always hit them on the head. And when you eat people, they don't bring chocolate to you anymore. It's just basic econimics, really. __________________ We are not things.

12-31-2007, 12:13 PM	#206
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	I guess you're right. But really, it's a shame [none] of these conspiracies are real. It would be a fun world if they did. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

12-31-2007, 12:16 PM	#207
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	I'm impressed at your evil ruler sensibilities, Eärniel. I think I'll take some notes. Must optimize chocolate receiving factor...

12-31-2007, 12:52 PM	#209
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	And Here He Is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas Interesting fact, kids: Santa spent a night in jail for punching Arius in the face. __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide Last edited by hectorberlioz : 12-31-2007 at 01:07 PM.

12-31-2007, 01:56 PM	#212
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	The Sweeney Todd story creeps me out :/ I won't be watching it. But chocolate yes :]

12-31-2007, 02:01 PM	#214
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	It's like watching porn, kind of.

12-31-2007, 02:50 PM	#215
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Two Christmas Songs I just thought I would share with everyone two of the most profoundly disturbing Christmas songs of all time. #1. I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas. If you can guess what specie of vertebrae is singing this song, you get a prize. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtqIM_bPTws #2. The Christmas Shoes Song This is disturbing for an entrirely different reason. The schmalz factor is so pungent, you're likely to choke. Seriously, this is THE most manipulative song I've ever heard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNsvE33pRSw __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

12-31-2007, 04:42 PM	#220
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Prolific we are! curls up by the fire place, still like a giant wolfcat __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

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