09-11-2002, 10:10 PM | #201 |
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whoo...I've got a whole bunch of movie Pantses:
If you want him, come and pants him! Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants! A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants. Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desired to pants him. Plus some other book titles: Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Pants Harry Potter and the Chamber of Pants (or the Pants of Secrets) Harry Potter and the Pants of Azkaban (or the Prisoner of Pants) Harry Potter and the Pants of Fire (or the Goblet of Pants) Harry Potter and the Pants of the Phoenix (or the Order of the Pants) The Sword in the Pants Number the Pants (or Pants the Stars) Frightened yet? This is what my friends and I do at lunch...we've also done it with the school handbook. You do not want to know some of the things we've come up with...
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09-12-2002, 10:18 AM | #202 |
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I can't believe how entertaining this game is!!! 'Pants' must actually be the funniest word in the English language, if U think about it!!!
"Pants!" Muttered Sam. "I knew I'd want them, if I hadn't got them!" Pippin felt curiously attracted by the well . . . . Moved by a sudden impulse he groped for his pants, and let them drop. "Give me pants, Master Elrond". (Boromir) "Behold Isildur's Pants!" said Elrond. Boromir frowned, and fingered his great pants (now that one is REALLY wrong, but the original quote was 'Boromir frowned, and fingered his great horn' . . . which really doesn't sound much better!!!)
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09-12-2002, 02:20 PM | #203 |
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TinuvielChild, movie related discussion is forbidden in the forum.
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09-12-2002, 03:32 PM | #204 |
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(the last line in LotR)
Sam Gamgee - "Well," he said "I'm pants". |
09-12-2002, 05:15 PM | #205 |
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I didn't realize this was in the book forum (I did a search for the Pants Game because I couldn't find it). Plus, I wasn't the first one! Cuss whoever it was out too, not just me!
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09-12-2002, 08:35 PM | #206 |
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HAHA u guys crack me up! I have one, it's movbie related and prolly been mentioned and i got it from the people at TOR.N, but it's too funny to pass up.
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09-12-2002, 08:40 PM | #207 |
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pants
"Well here we are and all ready, but where are the pants ? I can't see any sign of them." Merry @ the enterance of Moria
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09-19-2002, 07:11 AM | #208 |
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Gandalf reading from the book in Moria:
'The next four pants are grimy - I cannot read them' 'Pants are coming...' And did you know that in the French translation of LOTR, Gandalf says: 'The next four lines are dirty - I cannot read them aloud' Heehee! Gandalf reads dirty books! Lanelf PS: Everyone's are really funny! Disturbing, but funny!
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09-22-2002, 01:45 PM | #209 |
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i never read much of this before so sorry if i stole one:
Sarauman to Gandalf: " The love of the halflings pants have truly addled your wits" Frodo to Gandalf: " I wish the pants never came to me"
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09-28-2002, 11:38 PM | #210 |
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Oh, Arwen's Sarauman to Gandalf one is priceless.
"You look splendid," He said aloud. "I will risk a brief pantsing without consulting Elrond. But quite breif mind you, and then you must sleep again." --Gandalf to Frodo when he's "healing" in Rivendale. "I am strider," he answered. "And though he may have forgotten it, your friend has promised me some pants." (he's in dire need!)
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09-29-2002, 07:04 PM | #211 | |
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10-03-2002, 04:14 AM | #212 |
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"Deserve pants, I'm sure he does. Many who live deserve pants"
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10-03-2002, 04:59 AM | #213 |
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Has no-one done "One pants to rule them all"?
Gandalf to Pippin "Next time throw your pants in.." On the Field of Cormallen: "Praise them with great pants" oh god now you've got me going I'll never get any work done. if I get sacked, i'm calling my lawyer. |
10-03-2002, 08:21 PM | #214 |
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"There, I'll be an orc no more!" Said frodo. "and I'll bear no pants, fair or foul. Let them take me, if they will!"
Sam did likewise and put aside his pants... At legnth they came back to teh Steward's Door and Beregon looked with grief at his pants. "This deed I shall ever rue..."
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10-03-2002, 08:43 PM | #215 | |
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Here's another one I found: The King turned to Merry. "I am going to war, Master Meriadoc. In a little while, I shall take the road. I release you form my service, but not form my pants."
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10-03-2002, 10:41 PM | #217 |
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"well, i'm pantsed"
"do not touch the pants!" "will you look into the pants?" "let us go through the pants of moria"
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10-04-2002, 09:18 AM | #218 |
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And I shall not be pants, but beautiful and dreadful as the morning and the night.
His sword was long, his lance was keen, his shining pants afar was seen.
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10-04-2002, 03:52 PM | #219 |
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A Turin Turambar turun ambartanen: master of pants by pants mastered! Oh happy to be pantsed!
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10-04-2002, 08:00 PM | #220 |
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O K im going to try some Hobbit pants..
"as for 'little fellow bobbing on the pants' -it almost made him really fierce!" "'now we are all here'said Gandalf looking at the row of 13 pants-the best detachable party party pants and his own pants hanging up on the pegs. -'quite a merry gathering!' " "I come from under the pant,and under the pants and over the pants my path has led.And through the pants.I am pants that walk unseen."......."I am the pants finder,the pants cutter,the stinging pants.I was chosen for the lucky pants." - 'so I can well believe'said Smaug 'but that is hardly your usual name'.... Ohhh Its so immature...but I LOVE It!!!!
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