They'd never say that! - Page 11

Sicirus · 07-20-2002, 06:24 PM

Aragorn:Hobbit the other other white meat.
Eowyn:be afraid be very afraid.
sam:Nyah!
Replie from FRODO;NYAH!

Samwise Gamgee · 07-23-2002, 12:25 PM

Turin

Accompanied by filthy laugh) Well, seeing as I did it anyway, bring me my copy of 'Incest Monthly'!

Frodo

Finishing flute solo) There's a feeling I get, as I look to the West, and my spirit is crying for leaving.
Sam: I beg your pardon?
Frodo: Shuddup, Page, my lyrics will work with your awesome guitar solos and crunching riffs, for example Kashmir and Ramble On.
Sam: Master Frodo, are you feeling alright?
Frodo: What...What did I just say? Who the hell is Robert Plant...I'm going to sleep!

Turin: Always look on the bright side of life.

Huan: Screw this werewolf business, Beren, I'm going home for a can of Pedigree Chum!

Aragorn: Listen, Arwen...while I was away I kinda met this girl, and, well...Arwen, I'm leaving you for Eowyn!

Aragorn to Elrond: Smell this cheese. Smell the cheese. SMELL MY CHEESE, YOU MOTHER! (Jumps up and runs out) Aaarg! I've got cheese! (Ok, who got the Alan Partridge reference?)

Elrond: When I was a kid, we used to have fun by having farting competitions, come on Gandalf! PARP!

Aragorn: Ah, Rivendell. Correct me if I'm wrong, but your average rainfall is between 9" in the summer and 15" in the winter?
Arwen: (Blushing) Yes.
Aragorn: I did a project on Imraldis when I was a kid. I stayed up all night finishing it, but then the next day in gym we did trampolining and I got diahorrea and couldn't do it.
(Awkward silence)
Aragorn: And now I'm wishing I hadn't told you that.
Arwen:No, your sacrifice of health in the quest for knowledge of my home means I hope to sleep with you in the near future.
Aragorn:Schawing!

Sam: I don't know about this Gandalf guy.
Frodo: But he has a ring.
Sam: Just cos he's got a ring the [edit] ain't Yoda!

Sam: I know nusing!
Frodo to Gandalf: Excuse him, he's from Barcelona.

Frodo: So Gandalf, Free Will or Determinism?
Gandalf: Umm, Free Will.
Frodo: So how come you told me Bilbo was MEANT to find the Ring?
Gandalf: Oh, I don't know! Shutup and smoke!

Gandalf: Dude, that is some blowin' pipeweed!
Saruman: Hey, try it like this...(bubbling noise) WHOAAAA!

Enjoy, as I did yours! HeHe!

Samwise Gamgee · 07-23-2002, 07:09 PM

Ok, more film-inspired ones!

Sam: (After being pulled out of the edgings by Gandalf) Do you exshpect me to talk?
Gandalf: No, Mr Gamgee! I expect you to die! Ahem.

Sam: The name'sh Gamgee, Shamwise Gamgee. Tell me, Roche, what would you shay to (Whisper whisper) ?
Rose: (Giggly) Oh, I, Mr Gamgee!
Samwise: Here'sh the key to my room, I'll bring the champagne up in a moment. (Rose departs, Sam gets onto Spade mounted phone) M, I've managed to make contact with her, now I'll pump her for imformation. (Wry smile)
M (Played by Galadriel): Oh, 007.

I apologise now for the bad spellings, they're supposed to encapture the tones of Sean Connery (DOY!).

Sicirus · 07-23-2002, 09:35 PM

Aragorn:HELP! I have fallen and I can't get up.

Elrond: When I was a kid we had to walk 16 miles to go too school each day. OH wait I never went to school 16 miles away. OH WELL sucks for you.

Aragorn to Arwen:Yeh baby Yeh you are shag -Adelic.

katya · 08-11-2002, 11:23 AM

you guys are really funny!

Gollum:"nice master, tie us up in the elf rope again! pleeeeeease!"

random person to Legolas:"Hey look, Aragorn naked!...made you look."

Frodo:"hey, black riders. I'm tired, let's hitchhike."

orc to random prisoner of orcs:"you know, it's OK to cry."

(at crickhollow)Frodo:"You guys are coming with me aren't you?"
Sam:"Well, um...the thing is...pippin and merry and i are going to tahiti. You're on your own...oh yeah, by the way, we all hate you.
[nods of approval]

Sicirus · 08-11-2002, 11:54 AM

lol
good ones

Aragorn: i am Arathorn son of Aragorn.
Smaug:I am a vegetarien(sp)
Elrond to Arwen: hey can you chew my food for me please.

cassiopeia · 08-11-2002, 11:18 PM

Ha ha Katya, I really like your second one.

Merry42 · 08-12-2002, 07:17 PM

Bilbo- I hate writing. Never take it up Frodo, It's not good for you.
Aragorn- I'm lost.

Sicirus · 08-12-2002, 09:42 PM

lol

Glorfindel to Nazgul: Ok Ok I guess we can make a deal. You can have the hobbit for that horse of you'rs

treebeard: have any chicken meat left for me?

Huan: Save you'r self Beren. you old fool.

Merry42 · 08-12-2002, 10:44 PM

Bilbo- So Lotho, how about you and your parents come over for a cup of tea and a talk.
Gollum- Let's go for nice long walk in the Sun

Christiana · 08-13-2002, 12:19 AM

lol!

Gollum:No!No!Preciousss,not the dark!dont travel then!we hatesss the the dark!

Arathorn · 08-13-2002, 01:25 AM

Gandalf The White in Fangorn Forest:

"Tide Bleaching Detergent works!!!"

Sicirus · 08-13-2002, 11:55 AM

lol
Gollum: Me no need precious. Now do we Gollumses.

gimli: Hi ho! Hi ho! Hi HO, HI ho. its off to work i go.*hums* hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho.

Galadriel: Enough with the test now, gimmy the ring. *swipes at Frodo.*

Merry: whats second breakfast for?

afro-elf · 08-13-2002, 12:19 PM

Legolas: I think I'll cut my hair now.

Merry42 · 08-13-2002, 12:54 PM

Denethor- YOu're right Gandalf
Treebeard- this is my friend Ugluk
Bilbo- Adventure? What Adventure? I never went on an adventure.

This is fun

Sicirus · 08-13-2002, 01:16 PM

Legolas: I didn't hear any hoof beats Aragorn.

Aragorn: Odallaly(from robben hood)

Frodo: My swords glowing again.Now what did that stand for?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 08-13-2002, 03:45 PM

Frodo: Uh, Gandalf, what does it mean when Sting glows purples?
Gandalf: Didn't you read the manual?
Frodo: No, Bilbo didn't give me one...
Gandalf: *sigh* blue is for orcs, red is for balrogs, and purple means it needs cleaning.

BeardofPants · 08-13-2002, 05:29 PM

Sauron: Oh man, I can't believe I stepped into a steaming orc turd... I *knew* I should have put my glasses on!

Sicirus · 08-13-2002, 05:38 PM

lol

Arwen: I love you Gimli!

Denether:Boromir was good as dead anyway.

Gandalf:I am Gandalf the pink!

(yes I am running out of ideas)

Arathorn · 08-13-2002, 10:16 PM

Grishnak: I knew I should've taken some Gummy Berry Juice.

Treebeard: Kiss me, Gimli.
Eowyn to Grima: Is that a Palantir in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

07-20-2002, 06:24 PM	#1
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Aragorn:Hobbit the other other white meat. Eowyn:be afraid be very afraid. sam:Nyah! Replie from FRODO;NYAH! __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

07-23-2002, 12:25 PM	#2
Samwise Gamgee Hobbit Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17	TurinAccompanied by filthy laugh) Well, seeing as I did it anyway, bring me my copy of 'Incest Monthly'! FrodoFinishing flute solo) There's a feeling I get, as I look to the West, and my spirit is crying for leaving. Sam: I beg your pardon? Frodo: Shuddup, Page, my lyrics will work with your awesome guitar solos and crunching riffs, for example Kashmir and Ramble On. Sam: Master Frodo, are you feeling alright? Frodo: What...What did I just say? Who the hell is Robert Plant...I'm going to sleep! Turin: Always look on the bright side of life. Huan: Screw this werewolf business, Beren, I'm going home for a can of Pedigree Chum! Aragorn: Listen, Arwen...while I was away I kinda met this girl, and, well...Arwen, I'm leaving you for Eowyn! Aragorn to Elrond: Smell this cheese. Smell the cheese. SMELL MY CHEESE, YOU MOTHER! (Jumps up and runs out) Aaarg! I've got cheese! (Ok, who got the Alan Partridge reference?) Elrond: When I was a kid, we used to have fun by having farting competitions, come on Gandalf! PARP! Aragorn: Ah, Rivendell. Correct me if I'm wrong, but your average rainfall is between 9" in the summer and 15" in the winter? Arwen: (Blushing) Yes. Aragorn: I did a project on Imraldis when I was a kid. I stayed up all night finishing it, but then the next day in gym we did trampolining and I got diahorrea and couldn't do it. (Awkward silence) Aragorn: And now I'm wishing I hadn't told you that. Arwen:No, your sacrifice of health in the quest for knowledge of my home means I hope to sleep with you in the near future. Aragorn:Schawing! Sam: I don't know about this Gandalf guy. Frodo: But he has a ring. Sam: Just cos he's got a ring the [edit] ain't Yoda! Sam: I know nusing! Frodo to Gandalf: Excuse him, he's from Barcelona. Frodo: So Gandalf, Free Will or Determinism? Gandalf: Umm, Free Will. Frodo: So how come you told me Bilbo was MEANT to find the Ring? Gandalf: Oh, I don't know! Shutup and smoke! Gandalf: Dude, that is some blowin' pipeweed! Saruman: Hey, try it like this...(bubbling noise) WHOAAAA! Enjoy, as I did yours! HeHe! __________________ ...as if struggling with tears. “No, I’ll go home the long road with Mr. Frodo or not at all...

07-23-2002, 07:09 PM	#3
Samwise Gamgee Hobbit Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17	Ok, more film-inspired ones! Sam: (After being pulled out of the edgings by Gandalf) Do you exshpect me to talk? Gandalf: No, Mr Gamgee! I expect you to die! Ahem. Sam: The name'sh Gamgee, Shamwise Gamgee. Tell me, Roche, what would you shay to (Whisper whisper) ? Rose: (Giggly) Oh, I, Mr Gamgee! Samwise: Here'sh the key to my room, I'll bring the champagne up in a moment. (Rose departs, Sam gets onto Spade mounted phone) M, I've managed to make contact with her, now I'll pump her for imformation. (Wry smile) M (Played by Galadriel): Oh, 007. I apologise now for the bad spellings, they're supposed to encapture the tones of Sean Connery (DOY!). __________________ ...as if struggling with tears. “No, I’ll go home the long road with Mr. Frodo or not at all...

07-23-2002, 09:35 PM	#4
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Aragorn:HELP! I have fallen and I can't get up. Elrond: When I was a kid we had to walk 16 miles to go too school each day. OH wait I never went to school 16 miles away. OH WELL sucks for you. Aragorn to Arwen:Yeh baby Yeh you are shag -Adelic. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-11-2002, 11:54 AM	#6
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	lol good ones Aragorn: i am Arathorn son of Aragorn. Smaug:I am a vegetarien(sp) Elrond to Arwen: hey can you chew my food for me please. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-11-2002, 11:23 AM	#5
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	you guys are really funny! Gollum:"nice master, tie us up in the elf rope again! pleeeeeease!" random person to Legolas:"Hey look, Aragorn naked!...made you look." Frodo:"hey, black riders. I'm tired, let's hitchhike." orc to random prisoner of orcs:"you know, it's OK to cry." (at crickhollow)Frodo:"You guys are coming with me aren't you?" Sam:"Well, um...the thing is...pippin and merry and i are going to tahiti. You're on your own...oh yeah, by the way, we all hate you. [nods of approval]

08-11-2002, 11:18 PM	#7
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	Ha ha Katya, I really like your second one. __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

08-12-2002, 07:17 PM	#8
Merry42 Sapling Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Buckland, When I'm not in Utah Posts: 8	Bilbo- I hate writing. Never take it up Frodo, It's not good for you. Aragorn- I'm lost.

08-12-2002, 09:42 PM	#9
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	lol Glorfindel to Nazgul: Ok Ok I guess we can make a deal. You can have the hobbit for that horse of you'rs treebeard: have any chicken meat left for me? Huan: Save you'r self Beren. you old fool. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-12-2002, 10:44 PM	#10
Merry42 Sapling Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Buckland, When I'm not in Utah Posts: 8	Bilbo- So Lotho, how about you and your parents come over for a cup of tea and a talk. Gollum- Let's go for nice long walk in the Sun

08-13-2002, 12:19 AM	#11
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	lol! Gollum:No!No!Preciousss,not the dark!dont travel then!we hatesss the the dark! __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

08-13-2002, 01:25 AM	#12
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Gandalf The White in Fangorn Forest: "Tide Bleaching Detergent works!!!" __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

08-13-2002, 11:55 AM	#13
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	lol Gollum: Me no need precious. Now do we Gollumses. gimli: Hi ho! Hi ho! Hi HO, HI ho. its off to work i go.hums hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho. Galadriel: Enough with the test now, gimmy the ring. swipes at Frodo. Merry: whats second breakfast for? __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-13-2002, 12:19 PM	#14
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Legolas: I think I'll cut my hair now. __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

08-13-2002, 12:54 PM	#15
Merry42 Sapling Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Buckland, When I'm not in Utah Posts: 8	Denethor- YOu're right Gandalf Treebeard- this is my friend Ugluk Bilbo- Adventure? What Adventure? I never went on an adventure. This is fun

08-13-2002, 01:16 PM	#16
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Legolas: I didn't hear any hoof beats Aragorn. Aragorn: Odallaly(from robben hood) Frodo: My swords glowing again.Now what did that stand for? __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-13-2002, 03:45 PM	#17
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Frodo: Uh, Gandalf, what does it mean when Sting glows purples? Gandalf: Didn't you read the manual? Frodo: No, Bilbo didn't give me one... Gandalf: sigh blue is for orcs, red is for balrogs, and purple means it needs cleaning. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

08-13-2002, 05:29 PM	#18
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Sauron: Oh man, I can't believe I stepped into a steaming orc turd... I knew I should have put my glasses on! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

08-13-2002, 05:38 PM	#19
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	lol Arwen: I love you Gimli! Denether:Boromir was good as dead anyway. Gandalf:I am Gandalf the pink! (yes I am running out of ideas) __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-13-2002, 10:16 PM	#20
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Grishnak: I knew I should've taken some Gummy Berry Juice. Treebeard: Kiss me, Gimli. Eowyn to Grima: Is that a Palantir in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...