12-31-2007, 11:11 AM | #201 |
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You made it up yourself, Hector, so you figure out why you didn't invite yourself.
I've got to say, you've got a rather perverse sort of imagination. What is it with you and clothes-less cannibalism? Issues much?
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12-31-2007, 11:20 AM | #202 | |
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12-31-2007, 11:37 AM | #203 |
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Please, hector, when will you get it through your head: We've got standards.
You can entertain yourself all you like with images of a bunch of people, sitting in a cold forest, shivering because they're nuts enough to take their clothes off, munching on badly cooked tough meat. Seriously, who'd want to do that voluntarily? Trust me, if this was true, you'd be invited, oh yes. Because you see, if I'm forced to be subjected to this, I don't see why you shouldn't.
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12-31-2007, 11:45 AM | #204 |
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Who says it's out in the cold? With ten bonfires you guys would be warm enough anyhow...
Logically, if you are a cannibal and you eat people, of course you're going to deny that you do. And cannibals don't complain about the meat being tough.
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12-31-2007, 12:06 PM | #205 |
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Chocolativore here, sorry.
I don't eat people, I just whack them on the head with my plastic gecko. You can only eat them once, but you can always hit them on the head. And when you eat people, they don't bring chocolate to you anymore. It's just basic econimics, really.
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12-31-2007, 12:13 PM | #206 |
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I guess you're right.
But really, it's a shame [none] of these conspiracies are real. It would be a fun world if they did.
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12-31-2007, 12:16 PM | #207 |
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I'm impressed at your evil ruler sensibilities, Eärniel. I think I'll take some notes. Must optimize chocolate receiving factor...
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And Here He Is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas Interesting fact, kids: Santa spent a night in jail for punching Arius in the face.
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12-31-2007, 01:41 PM | #210 | |
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ugh, i just saw "sweeney todd" on saturday... great movie, but i won't be eating ground beef for a while... lol ground chocolate sounds better
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12-31-2007, 01:43 PM | #211 | |
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actually, i did know that! he spent a while in jail, didn't he? (i seem to remember one of those catholic saints cartoons for kids having him be in prison for a while...
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12-31-2007, 01:56 PM | #212 |
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The Sweeney Todd story creeps me out :/ I won't be watching it.
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You'll be watching chocolate?...and I thought bird watching was boring...
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12-31-2007, 02:01 PM | #214 |
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It's like watching porn, kind of.
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Two Christmas Songs
I just thought I would share with everyone two of the most profoundly disturbing Christmas songs of all time.
#1. I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas. If you can guess what specie of vertebrae is singing this song, you get a prize. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtqIM_bPTws #2. The Christmas Shoes Song This is disturbing for an entrirely different reason. The schmalz factor is so pungent, you're likely to choke. Seriously, this is THE most manipulative song I've ever heard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNsvE33pRSw
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In every nice person, there's an evil overlord. If you've got the chocolate economics worked out nicely, trust me, you'll never have problems with uprisings.
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It sounds a lot like Frankie Valli circa The Four Seasons anyway. What do you think? (I swear the guitarist in this video isn't actually playing, but anyways.) Quote:
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I leave for a week, and look what happens! Another Teacup Cafe!
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Ya can't leave us unsupervised for a minute!
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Prolific we are!
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