09-14-2002, 09:50 AM | #201 |
im quite stupid
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When i take over the world
You shall all be spared (whos the nice lord of the earth?)
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09-14-2002, 02:13 PM | #202 | |
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And yes Radagast, i'm with them! *evil laugh*
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09-14-2002, 03:04 PM | #203 | |
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Right. But we won't need the bunnies for the initial part of our plan. Willow could be very helpful now, though. I say we pm her with the general idea of our plan. But swear her to secrecy first
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09-14-2002, 03:08 PM | #204 |
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Why, thank you, Sween! What a merciful dark lord you are. Not like I was planning to kill everyone...some people are much to obsessed with destruction. Death and destruction are not the same thing...I AM dead. But not destroyed....
EXK: I'm liking the plan....
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09-15-2002, 12:27 PM | #205 |
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Good! Hey Tano, we're making up some rules! Feel free to invent some. I shall PM that list to you too. And okay, Willow is accepted if she swears to secrecy....*awaits swearing* When she does she will be given the vital plan! muahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!
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09-15-2002, 12:49 PM | #206 |
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Rule: Thou shalt not eat artichoke hearts on Thursdays. Ever.
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09-15-2002, 02:18 PM | #207 |
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you won't rule the world. I'll make strong powerful force to protect the world!!! and I will defite you all. That will be very easy. I'll probably finish next week.
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09-15-2002, 02:54 PM | #208 |
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I swear to be secret about any plans we may know of. I will not reveal it even under pain of torture. And the PFB's are good at biting toes off, they would be glad to do so if necesary.
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09-15-2002, 02:59 PM | #209 |
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you traitor!! DON'T DO IT!!! THIS COULD DESTROY THE WORLD!!! DON'T!
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09-15-2002, 04:23 PM | #210 | |
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09-15-2002, 06:30 PM | #211 | |
im quite stupid
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09-15-2002, 06:34 PM | #212 |
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Then don't move for any man or woman. I am an elf. Or a vampire, depending on my mood
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09-15-2002, 06:36 PM | #213 |
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It is better to be flexible, than stiff and unbending, except in the case of....
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Sween - Monty Python is great you are right, however, if you do not follow, we will tie you to a chair in a room with the french, who will taunt you more than a 'second time!' Plus, I am an Elf also, and we weren't trying to move you. Just to make you understand we will rule the world. There are four of us now. And i have made some followers! Oooooooooo....i'm feeling evil today.
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09-16-2002, 11:14 AM | #215 |
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Knives?
*Falls on the ground rolling in laughter and has a mild heart attack* Ack- they've used humor on me! *motions to his legions of evil cockroaches* Eat their lips please so they will stop making googley faces.
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09-16-2002, 11:56 AM | #216 | |
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Don't make me set my armies of darkness and the pink bunnies on you Blackheart! (That's our armies, but easier to say my for threatening purposes!) We are a team, and the team works! ....aww damn, royal navy adverts! Basically. Don't make us mad, because there's us, vs. you. And your pitiful 'army,' that we might squash in a second! We fear you not, and our swords/knives may yet see your death. (notice no use of smilie here.)
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09-16-2002, 12:18 PM | #217 | |
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09-16-2002, 01:05 PM | #218 |
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However, it's more useful to be the niece of the devil than to work for him as a slave.
"Oh, Uncle Lucifer...can I damn this pesky soul to eternal hell?" "Go ahead." "Thanks." ...... "You are damned to eternal hell!" "You...you demon!" "Now, now....flattery will get you nowhere, Mr. Brown...." Sorry...just had to get that out of my system... -tano
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09-16-2002, 02:11 PM | #219 |
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*Commands his army of cockroaches to crawl up their (collective team's) pants legs and skirts.*
Dance! Dance! *pipes up a horde of green fluffy bunnies* OK boyz- see sem pink fluffynutter bunnies? - theyz all ready fur breedin. Go to it. Scat! *watches the ensuing higgeldy piggeldy in glee* Ahh me. Oh well, I suppose it's time to call the shoggeths next... or the damned albino penguins maybe...
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09-16-2002, 02:52 PM | #220 |
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::Crunch::
Googoo. Gagaaa. Lalalala. Dada. Dada! Dada? Where dada? Mumma!! Mommy where Papa? Where ith everwee one Mom? I dun thee anywun. Mom? I all awone. I not thcared. Yeth, I strong. I take care of me. They will nut get me, mother. I am more powerful then they are. They will suffer. I will eat their eyelids. I will sew their lips with dental floss. My rats will chew their eyeballs while still in the skulls. The acid will melt their charred flesh. They will scream for their end. I will not relent. Their misery will be unending. Where am I? How did I get here? What is this? Look at that - the pretty fire. Ouch - it burns. Don't do that again. I like the lights, and the pictures. Nithe dwawings. Lots of colours. Mom? Can you thee it? It coming clother. Mommy? It look scarewee! It got teeth. Mummy! Help. Mama? Lalalalala. Gagaaa. Googoo. ::Crunch:: |
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