09-01-2002, 02:17 PM | #1981 |
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09-01-2002, 02:49 PM | #1982 |
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disgusting umbrellas, who
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09-01-2002, 06:30 PM | #1983 |
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dragon hide in the history of Fireproof pants. The new rage of Middle Earth. Hot cloths were produced from the bellies of sleeping dragons that were bored out of their (*censored*) minds! Drooling dragons were clueless about personal space. Enraged dwarves decided to teach the drooling dragons a valuable lesson in personal hygiene. Gimli, the head professor, commissioned a giant undertaking, which involved giant hoses with sparkling silver nozzles that blasted bursts of magical miruvore that smelled like spiced peaches. The scent overpowered the ancient battlefields of Pelennor, causing the dragons to puke and gag simultaneously on poor Gimli! Dragon puke was extremely corrosive and an aphrodisiac for normal dwarves, but Gimli wasn't, apparently, a normal dwarf for his size and stature. He ran into a bit of trouble with elves from East Lorien who forced him to sing horible lyrics written by Enya of Lorien. In the name of Galadriel, he died tragically, for in the end she did not have a chance to love him. "Love is fickle, as are dwarves," said Galadriel with a world-weary sigh, her finger pointing beyond Mithlond to the Undying Lands, often mistaken for dazzling silver clouds. This time, however, it was perfectly arranged so that it appeared to be a giant mass of glowing, scrumtrilescently misshapen, fish. Gandalf tried to eat it, but they vaporized into Olympic marathon runners who quickly disappeared into a hazy road. Gandalf tried following them, but lost his appetite after a few snorts of dust calmed him down he smiled and winked cheerfully. Surprisingly Aragorn could fly with the pigs with blue spots and silver wings while on acid. At least, he peaked before the enormous pink elephants that were coughing out little green disgusting umbrellas, who
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09-01-2002, 06:45 PM | #1984 |
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09-02-2002, 04:38 AM | #1985 |
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the empty skies
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09-02-2002, 04:44 AM | #1986 |
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above the tower
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09-02-2002, 07:10 AM | #1987 |
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and twirled madly
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09-02-2002, 12:17 PM | #1988 |
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sending sparks shooting
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09-02-2002, 01:43 PM | #1989 |
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and throwing some
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09-02-2002, 01:49 PM | #1990 |
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09-02-2002, 02:08 PM | #1991 |
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balloon, who was
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09-02-2002, 03:03 PM | #1992 |
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09-02-2002, 03:06 PM | #1993 |
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hi
im confused what are we doing?
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09-02-2002, 03:09 PM | #1994 |
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hi
beutiful sky.
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09-02-2002, 03:09 PM | #1995 |
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hi
beutiful sky.
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09-02-2002, 03:13 PM | #1996 |
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that sparkled with
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09-02-2002, 03:27 PM | #1997 |
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inumerable stars like
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09-02-2002, 03:36 PM | #1998 |
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09-02-2002, 03:44 PM | #1999 |
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brilliant white flame
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09-02-2002, 03:54 PM | #2000 |
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that never went
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