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Old 06-24-2003, 01:07 PM   #181
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Old 06-24-2003, 01:10 PM   #182
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OOC; What about my posts?????????

*meanwhile Roya and the boys are making themselves feel quite comfy awaiting saurons return*
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Old 06-24-2003, 01:12 PM   #183
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[B]OOC; What about my posts?????????
Don't worry, its a compliment really - the zany humour is beginning to rub off that's all.
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Old 06-24-2003, 01:17 PM   #184
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OOC: AH! *bows* thank you! I am quite pround of my humor myself! Keeps me from going over to the Sane side! Insanity Rules!

*The evil dudes were now becoming very comfy with the current situation and start to pick up on a game of soccer*

Roya: MEthinks that if Sauron doesnt show and the ring isnt all its cracked up to be..we could just stay here and freeload! I mean, come on! We are middle eastreners after all! How could we possibly be the good guys even if we wanted to be!

Army:*cheers and resume their soccer match*
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And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.
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You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
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Old 06-24-2003, 01:33 PM   #185
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The Deadly Dozen companions ride swiftly through Itheilien until they reach the ruined city of Osgiliath. By the broken bridge over the Anduin stands a solitary figure. At first the figure looks stern and threatening, but then he suddenly spies Gandalf among the approaching riders.

"Mithrandir! Is it truely you? I heard rumours of your death (obviously somewhat exagerated). It is great to see you. But tell me, where are you going with these fine ladies and gentlemen (oh, and a dwarf too)!"

Gimli glares at the young nobleman.

"We hunt a friend of ours in great peril - indeed, in peril of his very soul. Have you seen two hobbits, or halflings passing through your green lands? They would have looked akin to these two." Indicates Merry and Pippin.

"I have indeed, the Elf-friend Frodo and the worthy Sam. I gave them aid and allowed them to continue their journey into the Black Land. I hope nothing is amiss?"

"Alas, Frodo is now the Evil Lord Baggins and has fallen foul of the Ring of Power. Can you aid us in tracking him?"

"Ah, what terrible news. Of course I shall aid, and not just me."

Suddenly the Dashing Dozen realised that they were surrounded. In all of the ruined buildings, which had previously seemed empty, arrow heads pointed out in their direction. "Put down your weapons men, they are friends." Out of the ruins stepped the Rangers of Itheniliel. And so the Tremendous Thirteen set off once more, but now backed by a veritable army of veteran Gondorian troops.

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Old 06-24-2003, 01:37 PM   #186
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OOC: No, no, no if anything its the Thrashed Thirteen! for so far you have accompished nothin and your plans have all gone amiss!
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You may house their bodies but not their souls,
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Old 06-24-2003, 01:40 PM   #187
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OOC: No, no, no if anything its the Thrashed Thirteen! for so far you have accompished nothin and your plans have all gone amiss!
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Old 06-24-2003, 01:42 PM   #188
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OOC: I shall, and in the meantime i shall cause nightmares! Mwahhahahaha!
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You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
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Old 06-24-2003, 03:12 PM   #189
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Old 06-24-2003, 03:56 PM   #191
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You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
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Old 06-24-2003, 04:06 PM   #192
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OOC: I shall, and in the meantime i shall cause nightmares! Mwahhahahaha!
Ah, but are you going to call your nightmares 'Glorfindel'? (Sorry S*C, couldn't resist)

And for those who think we've cracked, you got to see the other RPG Thread

IC "We will ride out and scatter the miserable army of the Middle Easterlings, rescue ELB from himself, help Sam to marry Rosie, send Shelob to her final resting place, and still be home in time for tea."
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Old 06-24-2003, 04:34 PM   #193
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IC " Onward!" Cried Gandalf, waving his sword wildly, And they all rode forth, right after the Istari accidentally steered Shadowfax the wrong way and and ran into a tree.


OOC: WOW. I haven't posted in a while. I THOUGHT I did but my sister turned off the computer before I submited a reply Ah well. Sooo, when shall we be attacked by near'do wells?
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Old 06-24-2003, 04:54 PM   #194
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OOC: No, since they are nightmares i would call them Galadriel or Luthien!!!

Roya: *gazes into Palantir andd munches popcorn* Heh, if anything we are not misrable!

Soldier: and what does he mean by scatter? We are in perhaps the best fortress in middle earth.

Roya: *shrugs* I dunno. Westerners have always been full of hot air and very fond of words and long speeches that sound bold but never get done. And so far we havent really done anything in the war except embarrassed them a bunch.
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Old 06-24-2003, 05:21 PM   #195
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No, since they are nightmares i would call them Galadriel or Luthien!!!
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Sooo, when shall we be attacked by near'do wells?
Actually, DtG, I rather think its time for us to do some attacking of our own. Where's everyone else got to? I think its time to break a few evil heads. Roya may have eaten so much popcorn that its gone to her head and she's now hallucinating:
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And so far we havent really done anything in the war except embarrassed them a bunch.
But I think its time to - how do the American's put it? - kick @$$!

IC The Terrifying Thirteen soon reached Minas Morgul, but the Valley and the citadel were both silent and empty. So, taking the paths into the mountains they soon reached the Endless Stairs leading to Cirith Ungol and Shelob's Lair. Behind the Heroes wound the Rangers, stealthy and valiant. "Right," cried Aragorn "how do we want to tackle the ELB, Gollum and Shelob?"

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OOC; oy vay! more american machoism!

Soldier: ENEMY AT THE GATES!! (which by the way was a good movie!)

Roya: *throws away popcorn* Archers Attack! *archers start raining arrows on the Trashed Thirteen*

Roya: Nazgul! Forward on the right flank! trolls on the left! Onwards Warg riders! For wrath and ruin and for those really tacky robes the nazgul wear!!

*and thus many screams were heard issuing from below as the unlucky thirteen had erroniously decided to attack on a friday!*

Gandalf: Retreat!!!!!!! *an arrow knock off his wizard hat as he retreats.*

Aragon: perhaps we should have waited for saturday!

*they beat a hasty retreat*

Roya: NOW LEAVE US ALONE!!!!
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Old 06-24-2003, 05:47 PM   #199
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OOC: Sorry. I am not in attack mode now! I am in my sit-on-my-ass-and-eat-popcorn-while-watching-every-body-else-fights mode. I dont think i want the ring and since Sauron hasnt shown up i think i will just be a home body and attack any and all door-to-door salesmen that pester me!
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Which gives me an idea...

BTW, Congrats Adrian on reaching the 500 mark! What will your custom title be?

IC: The Terrible Thirteen have retreated to a makeshift camp where they are all leaning over a table with a big peice of paper on it...

Aragorn: Allright, so they made us retreat. Bad luck that we came here on a Friday. But we think we've worked out a plan. Gandalf-Gandalf?
*Gandalf is sitting in a corner, making himself a new pointy hat*
Gandalf: *muttering* Damn arrow, had to stick through the hat...had that thing for two-thousand bloody years...Done! *Sticks new pointy hat on head* There. *Walks over to table and takes out a pen*
Gandalf: Okay, so if this is them *scribbles several stick people holding weapons near a tower* and we're...here *scribbles thirteen other stick figures* Then we do this *draws lots of arrows* and then.....erases the heads off of the other stick figures*
Faramir: Erm...that seems rather vague...
Gandalf: Think you can do better?!
Faramir: Actually, I-
Gandalf: That's what I thought! Allright, lets go kick some middle eastern @$$!! *everyone cheers*
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