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Old 05-05-2003, 09:33 AM   #181
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whats up with jennifer lopez ass who in there right mind finds that attractive. Plus shes a dirty slag
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Old 05-05-2003, 09:40 AM   #182
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Yay i've thought of some more reasons:

guys who like the same music as me, ie. red hot chillie peppers, foo fighters, system of a down, nirvana, good charlotte,

and definatly not guys who think it's fun to drive round in circles all day playing annoying dance music as high as it can go.... ie, charva type guys

don't like wimpy guys but don't like really muscular ones either

and of course guys who like lotr's
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Old 05-05-2003, 09:45 AM   #183
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whats up with jennifer lopez ass who in there right mind finds that attractive. Plus shes a dirty slag
Well I suppose if the horse dies one can always put a bridle on ol' Jen and ride her around that damned block she's forever singing about, she even comes with her own built in saddlebags
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Old 05-05-2003, 09:55 AM   #184
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Well I suppose if the horse dies one can always put a bridle on ol' Jen and ride her around that damned block she's forever singing about, she even comes with her own built in saddlebags
that would make for intresting tele wouldnt it
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Old 05-05-2003, 10:01 AM   #185
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that would make for intresting tele wouldnt it
suppose it could be better than Survivor - might even interest me for about 5 minutes (but personally I'd rather sit outside & watch grass grow). Of course if I had been smoking grass I'd go inside & watch her ass grow
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Old 05-05-2003, 10:45 AM   #186
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2) personality
So you like air-heads, eh?
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Old 05-05-2003, 06:27 PM   #187
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No, I said Goth-like looks and personality. I don't like guys who look and act like Goths.

Duh.
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:27 PM   #188
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whats wrong with goths?
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:32 PM   #189
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...I love goths...
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Old 05-05-2003, 08:45 PM   #190
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Yay i've thought of some more reasons:

guys who like the same music as me, ie. red hot chillie peppers, foo fighters, system of a down, nirvana, good charlotte,

and definatly not guys who think it's fun to drive round in circles all day playing annoying dance music as high as it can go.... ie, charva type guys

don't like wimpy guys but don't like really muscular ones either

and of course guys who like lotr's
I like Good Charlotte......
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Old 05-05-2003, 08:55 PM   #191
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i like girls to be shorter than me, im about 6'0 and my girlfriend is about 5'0". i also like my girls to have nice curves ,i dont like a massive rear, and i dont need big breasts, but they have to have a nice shape to them, the same holds true for the sides/hips. i love kissing girls on the side of the neck and i like when girls are a little less innocent than they seem to the outside world. i absolutly hate cheaters and/or sluts. i hate people who know that they dont know anything what-so-ever and dont strive to understand more. i abhor when people think that i use "long and confusing" words, when their are many people in the world with a much more extensive and eloquent vocabulary and maner of speach.
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Old 05-05-2003, 09:48 PM   #192
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yes, they definitely have to be taller than me (my short friend calls me sizeist, her own word) and I notice eyes, and smile first...
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Old 05-06-2003, 12:32 AM   #193
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I like tall women and short womens and women with hairy legs, hippy chicks and preppy ones and even ones with chicken pox. Ilike long eye lashes and hour glass figures, girls with broken out backs, little feet, slender fingers, even girls with big teeth. I like younger womern and older women, asian women, latino women, red hair, blonde hair, women who dress like tramps, librarians, nurses, even women wearing habits. Long hair that smells good, Soft skin with the smell of sun tan oil, en with long fingernails, women in sun dresses, women who twirl thier hair with their fingers, women with knock-knees, women with over-bites, women with shell-like ears...
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Old 05-06-2003, 12:35 AM   #194
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women who are really men in disguise.....

ok well maybe not that one.
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Old 05-06-2003, 12:44 AM   #195
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women who are really men in disguise.....

ok well maybe not that one.
AAGGH!!! whisker burn... or so I hear...
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Old 05-06-2003, 12:45 AM   #196
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Old 05-06-2003, 01:36 AM   #197
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I like tall women and short womens and women with hairy legs, hippy chicks and preppy ones and even ones with chicken pox. Ilike long eye lashes and hour glass figures, girls with broken out backs, little feet, slender fingers, even girls with big teeth. I like younger womern and older women, asian women, latino women, red hair, blonde hair, women who dress like tramps, librarians, nurses, even women wearing habits. Long hair that smells good, Soft skin with the smell of sun tan oil, en with long fingernails, women in sun dresses, women who twirl thier hair with their fingers, women with knock-knees, women with over-bites, women with shell-like ears...
Good to know you're so picky, less there be one woman on earth who might feel left out
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Old 05-06-2003, 06:29 AM   #198
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I like tall women and short womens and women with hairy legs, hippy chicks and preppy ones and even ones with chicken pox. Ilike long eye lashes and hour glass figures, girls with broken out backs, little feet, slender fingers, even girls with big teeth. I like younger womern and older women, asian women, latino women, red hair, blonde hair, women who dress like tramps, librarians, nurses, even women wearing habits. Long hair that smells good, Soft skin with the smell of sun tan oil, en with long fingernails, women in sun dresses, women who twirl thier hair with their fingers, women with knock-knees, women with over-bites, women with shell-like ears...
So basically anyone who produces more eosrtogen than testosterone

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Some of them are!

When I was about 15 and started gong clubbing I soon learned that you've gotta pay as much attention to size of the adams apple as you do to the size of a womans.............smile
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Old 05-06-2003, 09:58 AM   #199
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Good to know you're so picky, less there be one woman on earth who might feel left out
Definitely no lepers or AIDS victims, though. And ugly is pretty much out. Stupid is a turn-off, too. Weight? Depends were it is...
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Old 05-06-2003, 10:00 AM   #200
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When I was about 15 and started gong clubbing I soon learned that you've gotta pay as much attention to size of the adams apple as you do to the size of a womans.............smile
Haven't run into any she-males, just guys with a bad sense of... direction.
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