Favorite quote

[Coney]

Posted by Baby-K in The Happy Thread

Fasten yer seatbelt hun - we're in for a bumpy ride, but it's gonna be great I've packed refreshments - virgin anyone?

[Gwaimir Windgem]

From A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (no, that's not Entmoot)

"My daughter, a eunuch???"
-Erronius

Roman Citizen: "Your slave has cheated nine silver coins from us!"
Pseudolus: "I only took seven!"
Domina: "Return nine."
Pseudolus: "One, Two, Three, Four...I'm being cheated of what I earned!"
Domina: "Nine!"
Pseudolus: "Seven, Eight..."
Roman Citizen: "What happened to Five and Six?"
Pseudolus: "I'm coming to that! Nine, Five, Six!"

[Bombadillo]

Oh boy, this'll be fun...

"Many who live deserve death, and many who die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Do not be so eager to deal out death and judgement, for even the wisest cannot see all ends."- Gandalf the Grey more or less

"Igor!"
"Froderick!" -Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman in 'Young Frankenstein'

"Hooper! Stop playin' with yourself!" -the captain in 'Jaws' (when Hooper's playing solitare)

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." the cheif in 'Jaws'

"Aye ceurs de dey thayre was beern a Frwanckenschtayn!" -weirdo police cheif dude in 'Young Frankenstein'

"... for a lootle spongecake, unt a lootle wine, unt *POP!*. UNT ****!!!! To ze lumberlard!!!" -same guy, when his fake arm pops out

"I really don't think that the Lordship of the known Universe is a childish subject matter do you?"- big_g on Took Talk

"I'm in the both"
"Oh you mean the bayt?"
"The both."
"The bayt!"
"I'm taking a both!"
"Oh no you're not! I gotta fix that shower!" and everything else 3 Stooges

And anything said by Wolverine or Beast in X-Men.

[Este]

Favorite serious quote: "If there must be trouble let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." ~Thomas Paine

Favorite funny quote: "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha"...thud. ~The Princess Bride

[Gwaimir Windgem]

"You better give your soul to God, because your @$$ is mine!"

[Coney]

Posted by Frodofriend in the What Would You Do If Hehehe thread (an oldie)

What would you do if you met the actor who plays your favorite LotR character walking on the street one day?
Here's my scenario:

Me: Frodo!! O great glory and splendour!! It's Frodo Baggins!
Elijah Wood: Oh well, it's nice to be recognized but actually my name's Elijah Wood.
Me: Frodo speaks!! Frodo speaks!! Speech, speech!
EW: Er, yes, well . . .
Me: But you're so tall!! Have you been drinking Ent-draughts??
EW: No, I'm not a hobbit!
Me: Not Ent-draughts after all, he's been into the old Winyards!! *starts pawing EW and attempting to remove his shirt* Can I see your mithril coat?
EW: Ahhh!! Help! Bodyguards! *tries to run*
Me: Oh no you don't! *lassos EW with an elven-rope* I have plans for you . . . *starts dragging EW to secret lair*
EW: Help!! Help!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE HELP ME!!
Me: Mwa ha ha ha . . .

(Later, at secret lair)
EW: Orlando! Viggo! Billy! Dominic! Sean! She got you too?!
Guys: Elijah!
Me: Now . . . DANCE!!
Orlando: Please, can't we just give you our autographs?
Me: No! (irritably) Dance, slaves!!!
Guys: *sigh* Yes, O Mistress Supreme.
(Dancing . . . dancing . . .)
Me: Now . . . STRIP!!
Guys: *stare in horror*
Me: Just kidding. I wouldn't go that far.

Hee hee hee . . .

Reckoned that deserved another showing

[wahine]

These were overheard at a 12 step program:

Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone.
Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously.
Be profound, funny or quiet.
After you talk in a meeting, listen to hear if you said anything.
I don't need your help today.... Love, God.
Our sickness is between our ears.
Want to hear God laugh? Tell Him your plans.
Don't expect to learn about people from books; a person can't fit in a bookcase.
Now I can wake up and say, "Good morning, God!" rather than "Good God, it's morning!"
When I turned myself over to God, I took my life out of the hands of an idiot.
When the world comes to an end, it will do so without my permission.
If you pray for a Cadillac and God sends a jackass, ride it.
There's no one too dumb for this program, but it's possible to be too smart.
All I wanted was to control you, myself and everything else.
My disease is an elephant. As long as I remember it's there, I won't get stepped on.
Try praying. Nothing pleases God more than to hear a strange voice.
Reality can be hell when you're only visiting.
God save me from myself.
We're all here because we're not all here.
Constructive criticism: I tell you what's wrong with you.
Destructive criticism: You tell me what is wrong with me.
My mind is out to get me.
I need to get the cotton out of my ears and put it in my mouth.
Come to ninety meetings in ninety days. If you're not satisfied, we'll refund your misery.
Things I turn over to God most easily are those things already fixed.
EGO: Easing God Out
God has never been a problem in my life, but I have been a problem to God all my life.
I know that I'm not yet the person I can be, but I thank God I'm not the person I used to be.
If you think you're happy, you are. If you think you're wise, you're not.
When I don't have expectationsof others, anything positive they do is a pleasant surprise.
I can borrow trouble only at high interest rates.

[Baby-K]

Favourite 'moot quote - any one that proclaims my perfection...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah sure like anyone will do that

Edit: Found one!

No, she really is the Corruptor. Look what she did to me after several spamming sessions.. (see my title)

Lin in the Your Avatar thread............

[Linaewen]

Yeah, well. I must acknowledge my mentor...

[Insidious Rex]

Originally posted by Bombadillo
"Aye ceurs de dey thayre was beern a Frwanckenschtayn!" -weirdo police cheif dude in 'Young Frankenstein'

"... for a lootle spongecake, unt a lootle wine, unt *POP!*. UNT ****!!!! To ze lumberlard!!!" -same guy, when his fake arm pops out

what a great flick. and a great character.

"So ze first zing ve vill do, is murch calmly up to ze Frankenstein
castle unt have a nice leetle shat....."

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously.
Be profound, funny or quiet.

I don't need your help today.... Love, God.

When the world comes to an end, it will do so without my permission.

Constructive criticism: I tell you what's wrong with you.
Destructive criticism: You tell me what is wrong with me.

My mind is out to get me.

Come to ninety meetings in ninety days. If you're not satisfied, we'll refund your misery.

My favourites.

Frederick: "I dont mean to embarass, but I'm rather a brilliant surgeon, I could probably help you with that hump?"
Igor (looking at him strangely): "What hump?"

"Werewolf!"
"Werewolf?"
"There. There wolf. There castle."

[Baby-K]

Sminty_Smeagol in the Nasssssssty thread (re Coney & I 'misbehaving' in the threads)

If you two are going to continue to intoxicate every thread on here with repulsive, squalid, sexual filth, I may stop bothering even coming in the General Messages. The both of you seriously need to get actual interests.

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Chief Wiggum:

"I'd sooner let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them."

[Linaewen]

From 'Anger Management' - the movie. (I haven't seen it, I got it off the radio ad)

'Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of by losing it.'

And-
'Oh yeah! Now there's an intelligent half-elf.' (evidently about yours truly )
-Jonathan

I've got a feeling another quote shall be in my sig soon. It's already so big, tho. I want both Gwai's poem in there and this magnificent one I found in the Lost Road today.

Hey, K. That quote from Sminty sounds pretty serious....

[Gwaimir Windgem]

From a sig on another messageboard:

"With a battlecry like HOOAH! how can I lose?"

[Gwaimir Windgem]

"My summer vacation's been delayed because... uh... I'm snowed in."
-IronParrot

[Ragnarok]

"Its just a game focker!"

[Gwaimir Windgem]

Ooo, boy, if you bring games into it...I won't touch that. Too many quotes, too little time!

[Coney]

by Bombadillo in the..........well, it doesn't matter, the thread is closed....

I have no problem with fangirls. As long as they're a minority and they stay on topic.

Also -

by GW in the Dwarf/Hobbit union thread

[yoda-voice]Beer is the path to the Dark Side. Beer leads drunkenness. Drunkenness leads to beer goggles. Beer goggles leads to dirty women. Once you get a dirty woman, forever will she dominate your destiny[/yoda-voice]

That explains why lil' Yoda ended up all alone on Dagobah!

He was hiding from the results of a drunken rendevouz with a dirty woman!

[gandalfstormcrow]

"Why would I trade 1 tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants 1 mile away?" - from The Patriot

"I got the brain from Abbey Normal" - Igor in Young Frankenstein

"I am Rabbi Tuckman" - from Robin Hood: Men in Tights

"Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it's getting right to my head.

Whereever I may roam
By land, by sea, by home
You'll never catch me singing this song
Show me the way to go home.

- dudes on the hunting boat in Jaws