When I take over the world...... - Page 10

Elfmaster XK · 09-12-2002, 11:53 AM

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this is'nt a plan to take over the world its just a plan to kidnap me seeing as i am the one that spends all my time inside BoP box (cannot believe no ones picked up on this yet).

In that, you are gravely mistaken Sween. And yes we have thought before what you think about the box. It's just we'vve been here longer.

Anyhow, my plan to rule the world is underway. EG and i have now got a box. The plan begins...wait a min, did i tell you the plan EG? The one with the religion and the water?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-12-2002, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
In that, you are gravely mistaken Sween. And yes we have thought before what you think about the box. It's just we'vve been here longer.

Anyhow, my plan to rule the world is underway. EG and i have now got a box. The plan begins...wait a min, did i tell you the plan EG? The one with the religion and the water?

No, but I think I can guess...best not tell the others. They might steal our plans

Blackheart · 09-12-2002, 02:44 PM

*Runs around in a fit of insanity Snatching all the Boxes, filling them with Tools designed for Slashing Pussycats, and then stacks them into a towering monolith*

Oook. ook.

*Throws Bone at monolith*

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-12-2002, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by Blackheart
*Runs around in a fit of insanity Snatching all the Boxes, filling them with Tools designed for Slashing Pussycats, and then stacks them into a towering monolith*

Oook. ook.

*Throws Bone at monolith*

*Quietly hoards boxes*

Blackheart, leave off of our plans. We shall rule the world one day.

Elfmaster XK · 09-12-2002, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
No, but I think I can guess...best not tell the others. They might steal our plans

I won't *whisper whisper*

And Blackheart will be one of the first to be executed under this regime unless he tows the line!

mwahahaha!!

Tanoliel · 09-12-2002, 04:44 PM

If you let me in on your plans, I shall be your Provider of Boxes.

-tano

Elfmaster XK · 09-12-2002, 04:53 PM

Oh...i should consult EG, but she's your friend so i'm assuming she'll be fne with it. You're in...now, the plan will be sent to you in secret! So no one here might steal it. I really should PM it to you and EG so you know the finer details of such a master mind-ical plan....*evil laugh* *offers Sake to evil accomplices*

Sween · 09-12-2002, 04:56 PM

the only thing you 2 will ever rule is what i allow you to rule so start been nice or feel my rath. If you please me boxes all round

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-12-2002, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Tanoliel
If you let me in on your plans, I shall be your Provider of Boxes.

-tano

As you're my sister in crime...and E XK is okay with it...you may know our plans.

*have some sake*

BeardofPants · 09-12-2002, 05:48 PM

Why do I hear the Sprach Zarathustra theme?

Elfmaster XK · 09-13-2002, 09:41 AM

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Originally posted by Sween
the only thing you 2 will ever rule is what i allow you to rule so start been nice or feel my rath. If you please me boxes all round

Oh really Sween? *plans to capture and do evil things to Sween when the world is ours* I think you will find that it is you, who must please us as leaders of the universe! Or you shall find yourself in a very uncomfortable position.

Radagast The Brown · 09-13-2002, 09:50 AM

Elfmaster? are you too?

oh no. You're gonna rule the world. What shall I do.

Elfmaster XK · 09-13-2002, 10:39 AM

Am i too what?

Too evil? Of course!

Too amazing? Of course!

Too confused? Always

Blackheart · 09-13-2002, 12:05 PM

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Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
And Blackheart will be one of the first to be executed under this regime unless he tows the line! mwahahaha!!

Exactly how does one go about executing someone who's not quite alive anyway?

By the way, you've just signed up for a place against the wall.

Seize him!

Elfmaster XK · 09-13-2002, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by Blackheart
Exactly how does one go about executing someone who's not quite alive anyway?

By the way, you've just signed up for a place against the wall.

Seize him!

*looks down on Blackheart's 'forces.'* Seize HER, i thank you.

*gets out two knives and slashes them down. Signs the wall*

Don't think so, you'll need a lot more to capture me!

I'm an elf assassin afterall, and as for your wall, i fear it not!

Mwahahaha! For my plan is going to succeed!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-13-2002, 04:36 PM

Yeah...Blackheart's definitely the first to go

*very evil laugh*
*draws knife and twirls it*

Elfmaster XK · 09-13-2002, 04:42 PM

*stands next to EG and draws two knives doing the very impressive twirl and throw she learned and nearly severed her hand with the first time

*

[low voice] Do you choose life, Blackheart? We have forces afterall!

[/low voice] *evil evil laugh!*

Willow Oran · 09-14-2002, 02:13 AM

Hey, EG, XK and Tano, let me in on your plans and I'll back you up with a hoard of Evil Maniacal Pink Fluffy KIller Bunnies. Care to set up an allience?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 09-14-2002, 03:00 AM

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Originally posted by Willow Oran
Hey, EG, XK and Tano, let me in on your plans and I'll back you up with a hoard of Evil Maniacal Pink Fluffy KIller Bunnies. Care to set up an allience?

E XK, what do you say? I don't think we need E.M.P.F.K.B.'s but we might be able to arrange something...maybe.

Radagast The Brown · 09-14-2002, 07:23 AM

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originally posted by E XK
Am i too what?

Too evil? Of course!

Too amazing? Of course!

Too confused? Always

Are you too with them (Eruviel and Tanoliel)

I know you're always confused. That was obvious.

Willow Oran!! I am shocked!

don't give them the most powerful weapon in the world! don't!

09-12-2002, 02:44 PM	#183
Blackheart Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Darkness Posts: 1,211	Runs around in a fit of insanity Snatching all the Boxes, filling them with Tools designed for Slashing Pussycats, and then stacks them into a towering monolith Oook. ook. Throws Bone at monolith __________________ I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ...

09-12-2002, 04:44 PM	#186
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	If you let me in on your plans, I shall be your Provider of Boxes. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

09-12-2002, 04:53 PM	#187
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Oh...i should consult EG, but she's your friend so i'm assuming she'll be fne with it. You're in...now, the plan will be sent to you in secret! So no one here might steal it. I really should PM it to you and EG so you know the finer details of such a master mind-ical plan....evil laugh offers Sake to evil accomplices __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-12-2002, 04:56 PM	#188
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	the only thing you 2 will ever rule is what i allow you to rule so start been nice or feel my rath. If you please me boxes all round __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

09-12-2002, 05:48 PM	#190
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Why do I hear the Sprach Zarathustra theme? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

09-13-2002, 09:50 AM	#192
Radagast The Brown Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Israel Posts: 6,975	Elfmaster? are you too? oh no. You're gonna rule the world. What shall I do. __________________ Lalala... poof! AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide Last edited by Radagast The Brown : 09-13-2002 at 09:55 AM.

09-13-2002, 10:39 AM	#193
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	Am i too what? Too evil? Of course! Too amazing? Of course! Too confused? Always __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-13-2002, 04:36 PM	#196
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Yeah...Blackheart's definitely the first to go very evil laugh draws knife and twirls it __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

09-13-2002, 04:42 PM	#197
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	stands next to EG and draws two knives doing the very impressive twirl and throw she learned and nearly severed her hand with the first time [low voice] Do you choose life, Blackheart? We have forces afterall! [/low voice] evil evil laugh! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

09-14-2002, 02:13 AM	#198
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	Hey, EG, XK and Tano, let me in on your plans and I'll back you up with a hoard of Evil Maniacal Pink Fluffy KIller Bunnies. Care to set up an allience? __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

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