They'd never say that! - Page 10

Christiana · 08-13-2002, 12:19 AM

lol!

Gollum:No!No!Preciousss,not the dark!dont travel then!we hatesss the the dark!

Arathorn · 08-13-2002, 01:25 AM

Gandalf The White in Fangorn Forest:

"Tide Bleaching Detergent works!!!"

Sicirus · 08-13-2002, 11:55 AM

lol
Gollum: Me no need precious. Now do we Gollumses.

gimli: Hi ho! Hi ho! Hi HO, HI ho. its off to work i go.*hums* hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho.

Galadriel: Enough with the test now, gimmy the ring. *swipes at Frodo.*

Merry: whats second breakfast for?

afro-elf · 08-13-2002, 12:19 PM

Legolas: I think I'll cut my hair now.

Merry42 · 08-13-2002, 12:54 PM

Denethor- YOu're right Gandalf
Treebeard- this is my friend Ugluk
Bilbo- Adventure? What Adventure? I never went on an adventure.

This is fun

Sicirus · 08-13-2002, 01:16 PM

Legolas: I didn't hear any hoof beats Aragorn.

Aragorn: Odallaly(from robben hood)

Frodo: My swords glowing again.Now what did that stand for?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 08-13-2002, 03:45 PM

Frodo: Uh, Gandalf, what does it mean when Sting glows purples?
Gandalf: Didn't you read the manual?
Frodo: No, Bilbo didn't give me one...
Gandalf: *sigh* blue is for orcs, red is for balrogs, and purple means it needs cleaning.

BeardofPants · 08-13-2002, 05:29 PM

Sauron: Oh man, I can't believe I stepped into a steaming orc turd... I *knew* I should have put my glasses on!

Sicirus · 08-13-2002, 05:38 PM

lol

Arwen: I love you Gimli!

Denether:Boromir was good as dead anyway.

Gandalf:I am Gandalf the pink!

(yes I am running out of ideas)

Arathorn · 08-13-2002, 10:16 PM

Grishnak: I knew I should've taken some Gummy Berry Juice.

Treebeard: Kiss me, Gimli.
Eowyn to Grima: Is that a Palantir in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

The Ringbearer · 08-14-2002, 04:53 AM

Eowen: Forget Aragorn! I like em' slimy! * gives Gollum a big wet kiss*

Frodo to Sam: On second thought, let's NOT go to Mordor. Tis' a silly place.

*Balrog steps onto Bridge* Gandalf: *gasp* It can't be....! Fred, the Maia of Useless Knowledge? I knew you from highschool!

Gandalf (falling in Moria): I'm making a quick stop at the laundromat! Meet you at Fangooorrrnnnnnn.......

Laurelyn · 08-14-2002, 06:32 AM

Gollum: *yanks Ring from Frodo and chucks it in mount doom, then grabs Frodo before he jumps after it* Preciousssss . . .

Sicirus · 08-14-2002, 11:56 AM

lol
gross but funny!

Eowyn to Gollum: Can you feel the love tonight?
Gollum:*blushes: Yes my new preciouse.

BeardofPants · 08-14-2002, 06:14 PM

Gandalf to Aragorn: Is that a third nipple?!

Sween · 08-14-2002, 06:45 PM

Aragorn to himself 'da na na na na na na na na Batman Batman Batman'

Aragorn aka Batman clearly losing it to gandalf 'do you want to ride with the bat?'

Arwen to Ewoyn 'i allways wondred what he would look like in PVC and now i know'

Sicirus · 08-14-2002, 09:58 PM

Gandalf to Saruman: You know what? I saw a coat just like that at that new store in the Shire.
Saruman replies: Ya Thats were I got. When I saw it I just had to have it.
Gandalf: You know it gurl.
Saruman:what did you just call me?
Gandalf:Nothing!

afro-elf · 08-15-2002, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Gandalf: You know it gurl.

LOL

Sicirus · 08-15-2002, 07:15 PM

Gimli when first arrive in Moria: We should make the best of what we have right now. So sing with me! I love you. You love me. Were one happy fellowship.

Frodo answers: Oh shut up!

***Tessar*** · 08-16-2002, 02:26 AM

gollum: Frodo! I am your BROTHER!!!!

Frodo: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
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Sauron: Anyways why does no one visit me? Geez! No one loves me! You do still like me don't you saruman?
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Aragorn: Eowyn, I have had just abou... Hey! Have you noticed how much the same yours and Arwen's names are? That is so, like, cool! I mean really groovy girl!
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Gandalf: Catch meeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Balrog: Wings? uhhh.... I don't know. No one really can tell if I have wings or not. I THINK I do... but then again....
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Frodo: Ok, let me see if I have this right... You want ME to go to thatplaceIcan'tspellthenameof and throw my ring in?

Elrond: Uh huh, uh huh. Yup yup yup!

Frodo: Like, sweet! I am SO in!
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Aragorn: D@/|/|!! I guess this sword CAN be broken! (That was for Rand btw

Also any other WoT fans)
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Aragorn: Eowyn, I think it's time for a long overdue spanking.
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Gandalf: I'm a wizard and I'm O.K.-

Frodo: OK, isn't that a state? Oklahoma! where the wind comes sweeping down tha-

Sam: Frodo I happen to know that you have never even seen a broom! Much less used one! Oh, oh WHY would Bilbo want a hobbit like him? so obveously-

Frodo and Gandalf run away to hide from the awful sound of Sam's singing.
(Those ending bits were all from old songs)
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Gandalf: Did that river just say something?

Anduin: Yes.

Gandalf: OMGOSH! It's an ADMEN!!!!

Anduin: Thats adMIN actualy. And I'm not REALLY an adMIN I'm an adWOMEN! *shakes her little phone* Darned wireless connection!!
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Ok. I'm not even going to bother Spell checking those. It is late (hehe, early actualy) and I haven't the will to do so. Nitpick as you will

Most of those were slightly edited humor from other places.

BeardofPants · 08-16-2002, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Aragorn: Aowyn, I have had just abou... Hey! Have you noticed how much the same yours and Arwen's names are? That is so, like, cool! I mean really groovy girl!

It's Eowyn, dipstick.

08-13-2002, 12:19 AM	#181
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	lol! Gollum:No!No!Preciousss,not the dark!dont travel then!we hatesss the the dark! __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

08-13-2002, 01:25 AM	#182
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Gandalf The White in Fangorn Forest: "Tide Bleaching Detergent works!!!" __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

08-13-2002, 11:55 AM	#183
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	lol Gollum: Me no need precious. Now do we Gollumses. gimli: Hi ho! Hi ho! Hi HO, HI ho. its off to work i go.hums hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho. Galadriel: Enough with the test now, gimmy the ring. swipes at Frodo. Merry: whats second breakfast for? __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-13-2002, 12:19 PM	#184
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Legolas: I think I'll cut my hair now. __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

08-13-2002, 01:16 PM	#186
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Legolas: I didn't hear any hoof beats Aragorn. Aragorn: Odallaly(from robben hood) Frodo: My swords glowing again.Now what did that stand for? __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-13-2002, 12:54 PM	#185
Merry42 Sapling Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Buckland, When I'm not in Utah Posts: 8	Denethor- YOu're right Gandalf Treebeard- this is my friend Ugluk Bilbo- Adventure? What Adventure? I never went on an adventure. This is fun

08-13-2002, 03:45 PM	#187
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Frodo: Uh, Gandalf, what does it mean when Sting glows purples? Gandalf: Didn't you read the manual? Frodo: No, Bilbo didn't give me one... Gandalf: sigh blue is for orcs, red is for balrogs, and purple means it needs cleaning. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

08-13-2002, 05:29 PM	#188
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Sauron: Oh man, I can't believe I stepped into a steaming orc turd... I knew I should have put my glasses on! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

08-13-2002, 05:38 PM	#189
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	lol Arwen: I love you Gimli! Denether:Boromir was good as dead anyway. Gandalf:I am Gandalf the pink! (yes I am running out of ideas) __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-13-2002, 10:16 PM	#190
Arathorn Bard of Mangled Songs Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila Posts: 2,679	Grishnak: I knew I should've taken some Gummy Berry Juice. Treebeard: Kiss me, Gimli. Eowyn to Grima: Is that a Palantir in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? __________________ Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert *Accio, Ash Nazg!* Elennuru s?la lúmenn' omentielvo* (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures...

08-14-2002, 04:53 AM	#191
The Ringbearer Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter Posts: 397	Eowen: Forget Aragorn! I like em' slimy! * gives Gollum a big wet kiss* Frodo to Sam: On second thought, let's NOT go to Mordor. Tis' a silly place. Balrog steps onto Bridge Gandalf: gasp It can't be....! Fred, the Maia of Useless Knowledge? I knew you from highschool! Gandalf (falling in Moria): I'm making a quick stop at the laundromat! Meet you at Fangooorrrnnnnnn....... __________________ 'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives!

08-14-2002, 06:32 AM	#192
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Gollum: yanks Ring from Frodo and chucks it in mount doom, then grabs Frodo before he jumps after it Preciousssss . . . __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

08-14-2002, 11:56 AM	#193
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	lol gross but funny! Eowyn to Gollum: Can you feel the love tonight? Gollum:*blushes: Yes my new preciouse. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-14-2002, 06:14 PM	#194
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Gandalf to Aragorn: Is that a third nipple?! __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

08-14-2002, 06:45 PM	#195
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	Aragorn to himself 'da na na na na na na na na Batman Batman Batman' Aragorn aka Batman clearly losing it to gandalf 'do you want to ride with the bat?' Arwen to Ewoyn 'i allways wondred what he would look like in PVC and now i know' __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

08-14-2002, 09:58 PM	#196
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Gandalf to Saruman: You know what? I saw a coat just like that at that new store in the Shire. Saruman replies: Ya Thats were I got. When I saw it I just had to have it. Gandalf: You know it gurl. Saruman:what did you just call me? Gandalf:Nothing! __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-15-2002, 07:15 PM	#198
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Gimli when first arrive in Moria: We should make the best of what we have right now. So sing with me! I love you. You love me. Were one happy fellowship. Frodo answers: Oh shut up! __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

08-16-2002, 02:26 AM	#199
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	gollum: Frodo! I am your BROTHER!!!! Frodo: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sauron: Anyways why does no one visit me? Geez! No one loves me! You do still like me don't you saruman? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aragorn: Eowyn, I have had just abou... Hey! Have you noticed how much the same yours and Arwen's names are? That is so, like, cool! I mean really groovy girl! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gandalf: Catch meeeeeeeeeeeee! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Balrog: Wings? uhhh.... I don't know. No one really can tell if I have wings or not. I THINK I do... but then again.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Frodo: Ok, let me see if I have this right... You want ME to go to thatplaceIcan'tspellthenameof and throw my ring in? Elrond: Uh huh, uh huh. Yup yup yup! Frodo: Like, sweet! I am SO in! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aragorn: D@/\|/\|!! I guess this sword CAN be broken! (That was for Rand btw Also any other WoT fans) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aragorn: Eowyn, I think it's time for a long overdue spanking. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gandalf: I'm a wizard and I'm O.K.- Frodo: OK, isn't that a state? Oklahoma! where the wind comes sweeping down tha- Sam: Frodo I happen to know that you have never even seen a broom! Much less used one! Oh, oh WHY would Bilbo want a hobbit like him? so obveously- Frodo and Gandalf run away to hide from the awful sound of Sam's singing. (Those ending bits were all from old songs) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gandalf: Did that river just say something? Anduin: Yes. Gandalf: OMGOSH! It's an ADMEN!!!! Anduin: Thats adMIN actualy. And I'm not REALLY an adMIN I'm an adWOMEN! shakes her little phone Darned wireless connection!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ok. I'm not even going to bother Spell checking those. It is late (hehe, early actualy) and I haven't the will to do so. Nitpick as you will Most of those were slightly edited humor from other places. Last edited by Tessar : 08-16-2002 at 03:16 AM.