Worst Films ever made! - Page 10

Luthien Tinuviel · 09-25-2002, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Lady Hawk - bad retro soundtrack, and cheesiest ending I think I've EVER seen.

Return to Oz.

Crash. It was just plain creepy.

GI Jane. 'Nuff said.

13th Warrior - Just plain boring.

Anything with Jean Claude Van Damm or Steven Seagal.

Anything with Mary Kate & Ashley Olsonn (ergh.)

Jurassic Park 2. Dumb, dumb, dumb, ending.

Steven Speilbergh: post AND including schindlers list. He's become too schmaltzy.

Jackie Chan's American cross-over. WHAT was he thinking?!

Psycho sequels & the remake. Why DID they bother?!

Dumb and Dumber, Me myself and Irene... and just about all Jim Carry movies.

Entrapment.

Blue Lagoon, and 2.

Armageddon.

Julia Roberts movies. Mostly. (With the exception of Pretty woman, and Erin Brokovich)

Deep Blue Sea, Anaconda... etc.

Hollow man.

There's probably more, but that's all I can think of right now...

Ever seen Conspiracy Theory?

Millane · 09-26-2002, 01:33 AM

there are many movies i hate but the most would have to be FINAL FANTASY!

if you want to see a ridiculously bad movie... so bad that its comical i sugest missing in action. a very poor chuck norris movie

cassiopeia · 09-26-2002, 02:17 AM

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Originally posted by Luthien Tinuviel
Ever seen Conspiracy Theory?

I kinda liked Conspriracy Theory. I'm into that kind of stuff. I didn't like the references to 'The Catcher in the Rye'. (Bad Beatles reference)

Millane: You live where I live.

BeardofPants · 09-26-2002, 02:57 AM

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Originally posted by Luthien Tinuviel
Ever seen Conspiracy Theory?

Yeah, ages ago when it came out in cinema. It was okay: I remember liking it, but it wasn't anything spectacular.

HobbitChick88 · 09-28-2002, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by Millane
there are many movies i hate but the most would have to be FINAL FANTASY!
if you want to see a ridiculously bad movie... so bad that its comical i sugest missing in action. a very poor chuck norris movie

I totally agree!! That was the worst movie in the world!! I can't stand it!!

Jay · 09-30-2002, 11:03 PM

Final Fantasy may have been a let down but it is not the worst movie by a long shot.
Lets take a recent-ish bad movie... Jeepers Creepers. Are you seriously telling me that FF was worse then Jeepers Creepers?

WiseWizard · 09-30-2002, 11:27 PM

And let's not forget Resident Evil. Can you say 'Night of the Living Dead'? That was seriously one of the worst movies I've ever seen, which is saying a lot. What really pisses me off is that they expected a sequel.

BeardofPants · 10-01-2002, 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by WiseWizard
And let's not forget Resident Evil.

To be fair, it was very true to the game. But yeah: it didn't translate that well into the film medium.

Dunadan · 10-02-2002, 08:41 AM

Especially Good Will Hunting. It actually made me puke.

Almost all hollywood films are boring, predictable pap churned out by accountants for an audience of cattle. Hollywood "stars" are almost entirely fatuous freeloaders and should be sold off to a glue factory.

There, glad I've got that off my chest.

***azalea*** · 10-04-2002, 02:28 PM

Hmm, I'll be sure to invite you on my next fun evening out at the flicks!

I do agree with the spirit of your post; however, I think, as do many people, that movies can be either an art form OR just some good entertainment. Occasionally you come across a movie that is both. It's because one comes across those that are NEITHER (which is all too frequently) that I can agree with your sentiments.

WiseWizard · 10-09-2002, 11:00 AM

You dare insult Robin Williams?!?!? Are you sure it wasn't Matt Damon that made you puke?
You better not make that statement until you've seen 'One Hour Photo'! And 'Insomnia'! And 'Dead Poet's Society'!
But back to bad movies.......
What did everyone think of 'Minority Report'? Despite what everyone says, I really didn't like that movie. I can't see why anyone did. I admit it had some good points, but overall it was a horrible movie.

Dunadan · 10-09-2002, 11:27 AM

Sorry; should've kept that one for the venting thread.

Yes, I dare. Matt Damon also made me puke, but so did RW's performance in Dead Poets. It's that simpering half-smirk he pulls to signify sentiment, usually directed towards his latest under-privileged yet touched-with-genius patient/pupil/underling. Hack! Barf!

(Not seen One Hour Photo or Insomnia, so maybe evil roles better suit his talents)

The thing is, I've lost count of the number of times I've been to the flicks looking forward to some much-hyped entertainment and come out feeling like I've been robbed.

Seen Ratcatcher? Now there's a movie.

WiseWizard · 10-09-2002, 11:40 AM

Okay, you and me, outside, right now! Beware, Dunadan...I will hunt you.
Never heard of Ratcatcher, don't want to.
What do they call people like you.......someone who sees the glass half empty......oh yeah, CYNIC!!!
Although I will admit that there have been movies that have been hyped up movies which weren't very good. Prime example, Star Wars Episode 1. Two was even worse (Lucas trying romance.....*shudder*), but it wasn't hyped as much.

Rûdhaglarien · 10-10-2002, 03:47 PM

I like Robin Williams, myself... especially the Dead Poet's Society.

Oh... Scary Movie 2... awful, horrible. *vomits*
Armagedon.
Deep Impact.

Hollywood sucks at depicting the end of the world. Completely. Mergh.

sun-star · 10-10-2002, 03:59 PM

I hated Dead Poets' Society so much! But apart from that, and the abysmal recent(ish) adaptation of Mansfield Park, which made me want to throw things

the worst film I've ever seen was called something like An Awfully Big Adventure - it was so bad I tried to forget the title! It had Alan Rickman and Hugh Grant in it and it was still terrible, which is quite an achievement.

I feel much better now. Who needs the Venting Thread?

BeardofPants · 10-10-2002, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by Rûdhaglarien
Oh... Scary Movie 2... awful, horrible. *vomits*

The first one was bad enough... what made you go see the second one???

osszie · 10-10-2002, 06:14 PM

Sooo many bad films.........but I'll try to stick to the fantasy/sci-fi genre.

Krull - so dodgy, so cliched, so terribly acted
Zardoz - Well, it had Sean Connery in it (a plus), it almost had a storyline, but it had the worst 70's inspired psychodelic camerawork and music........terrible, almost painfull to watch.
Attack of the 50ft Woman - the nineties re make staring Dahryl Hannah, 'nuff said.
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - although tomatoes are evil (a fruit that masquerades as a vegetable) I've never personally felt particularly threatened by them, although I was once intimitated by a Brussell Sprout, but that's a different story.
He-Man the Movie - does not need a comment surely

Apollo 13 - a film with literally no atmosphere.
Conan the Barbarian - ok, Arnie may not have been attending acting classes at the time but they could have at least given him SOMETHING to say.
Queen of Darkness - and the inspiration for this film was from? Not from the book that's for sure.
Anything sci-fi related staring Dolph Lungdren or Jean Claude Van Damme, Unversal Soldier, Cyborg etc etc.................please

probs more to follow

cassiopeia · 10-10-2002, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by Rûdhaglarien
... Scary Movie 2... awful, horrible. *vomits*

My sisters made me watch that........it was so so bad, I couldn't watch all of it. AND my sisters now quote from it and watch it often. A really really disgusting film.

Rûdhaglarien · 10-11-2002, 03:05 PM

Ewwww... I'm so glad that no one I know quotes it... I would die. Literally.

LadyMelia · 10-17-2002, 03:53 PM

The WORST movie that comes to mind is probably "the Wedding Planner"... maybe not the worst, but def. bad!!!!

09-30-2002, 11:27 PM	#187
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	And let's not forget Resident Evil. Can you say 'Night of the Living Dead'? That was seriously one of the worst movies I've ever seen, which is saying a lot. What really pisses me off is that they expected a sequel. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

10-02-2002, 08:41 AM	#189
Dunadan The Quite Querulous Quendi Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oxon, UK Posts: 638	Anything with Robin Williams in Especially Good Will Hunting. It actually made me puke. Almost all hollywood films are boring, predictable pap churned out by accountants for an audience of cattle. Hollywood "stars" are almost entirely fatuous freeloaders and should be sold off to a glue factory. There, glad I've got that off my chest.

10-09-2002, 11:00 AM	#191
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	You dare insult Robin Williams?!?!? Are you sure it wasn't Matt Damon that made you puke? You better not make that statement until you've seen 'One Hour Photo'! And 'Insomnia'! And 'Dead Poet's Society'! But back to bad movies....... What did everyone think of 'Minority Report'? Despite what everyone says, I really didn't like that movie. I can't see why anyone did. I admit it had some good points, but overall it was a horrible movie. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

10-09-2002, 11:40 AM	#193
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Okay, you and me, outside, right now! Beware, Dunadan...I will hunt you. Never heard of Ratcatcher, don't want to. What do they call people like you.......someone who sees the glass half empty......oh yeah, CYNIC!!! Although I will admit that there have been movies that have been hyped up movies which weren't very good. Prime example, Star Wars Episode 1. Two was even worse (Lucas trying romance.....shudder), but it wasn't hyped as much. __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

10-10-2002, 03:47 PM	#194
Rûdhaglarien Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 288	I like Robin Williams, myself... especially the Dead Poet's Society. Oh... Scary Movie 2... awful, horrible. vomits Armagedon. Deep Impact. Hollywood sucks at depicting the end of the world. Completely. Mergh. __________________ I have a very expensive pen.

09-26-2002, 01:33 AM	#182
Millane The Dude Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: at the altar of my ego Posts: 1,685	there are many movies i hate but the most would have to be FINAL FANTASY! if you want to see a ridiculously bad movie... so bad that its comical i sugest missing in action. a very poor chuck norris movie

09-30-2002, 11:03 PM	#186
Jay Sapling Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Cumbia, England Posts: 3	Final Fantasy may have been a let down but it is not the worst movie by a long shot. Lets take a recent-ish bad movie... Jeepers Creepers. Are you seriously telling me that FF was worse then Jeepers Creepers?

10-04-2002, 02:28 PM	#190
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	Hmm, I'll be sure to invite you on my next fun evening out at the flicks! I do agree with the spirit of your post; however, I think, as do many people, that movies can be either an art form OR just some good entertainment. Occasionally you come across a movie that is both. It's because one comes across those that are NEITHER (which is all too frequently) that I can agree with your sentiments.

10-09-2002, 11:27 AM	#192
Dunadan The Quite Querulous Quendi Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oxon, UK Posts: 638	Sorry; should've kept that one for the venting thread. Yes, I dare. Matt Damon also made me puke, but so did RW's performance in Dead Poets. It's that simpering half-smirk he pulls to signify sentiment, usually directed towards his latest under-privileged yet touched-with-genius patient/pupil/underling. Hack! Barf! (Not seen One Hour Photo or Insomnia, so maybe evil roles better suit his talents) The thing is, I've lost count of the number of times I've been to the flicks looking forward to some much-hyped entertainment and come out feeling like I've been robbed. Seen Ratcatcher? Now there's a movie.

10-10-2002, 03:59 PM	#195
sun-star Lady of Letters Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Either Oxford or Kent, England Posts: 2,476	I hated Dead Poets' Society so much! But apart from that, and the abysmal recent(ish) adaptation of Mansfield Park, which made me want to throw things the worst film I've ever seen was called something like An Awfully Big Adventure - it was so bad I tried to forget the title! It had Alan Rickman and Hugh Grant in it and it was still terrible, which is quite an achievement. I feel much better now. Who needs the Venting Thread? __________________ And all the time the waves, the waves, the waves Chase, intersect and flatten on the sand As they have done for centuries, as they will For centuries to come, when not a soul Is left to picnic on the blazing rocks, When England is not England, when mankind Has blown himself to pieces. Still the sea, Consolingly disastrous, will return While the strange starfish, hugely magnified, Waits in the jewelled basin of a pool.

10-10-2002, 06:14 PM	#197
osszie Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 409	Sooo many bad films.........but I'll try to stick to the fantasy/sci-fi genre. Krull - so dodgy, so cliched, so terribly acted Zardoz - Well, it had Sean Connery in it (a plus), it almost had a storyline, but it had the worst 70's inspired psychodelic camerawork and music........terrible, almost painfull to watch. Attack of the 50ft Woman - the nineties re make staring Dahryl Hannah, 'nuff said. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - although tomatoes are evil (a fruit that masquerades as a vegetable) I've never personally felt particularly threatened by them, although I was once intimitated by a Brussell Sprout, but that's a different story. He-Man the Movie - does not need a comment surely Apollo 13 - a film with literally no atmosphere. Conan the Barbarian - ok, Arnie may not have been attending acting classes at the time but they could have at least given him SOMETHING to say. Queen of Darkness - and the inspiration for this film was from? Not from the book that's for sure. Anything sci-fi related staring Dolph Lungdren or Jean Claude Van Damme, Unversal Soldier, Cyborg etc etc.................please probs more to follow

10-11-2002, 03:05 PM	#199
Rûdhaglarien Elven Warrior Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 288	Ewwww... I'm so glad that no one I know quotes it... I would die. Literally. __________________ I have a very expensive pen.

10-17-2002, 03:53 PM	#200
LadyMelia Sapling Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The house of the Lady Galadriel- Lothlorien, Middle Earth Posts: 7	The WORST movie that comes to mind is probably "the Wedding Planner"... maybe not the worst, but def. bad!!!! __________________ "There lie the woods of Lothlorien!" cried Legolas. "That is the fairest of all the dwellings of my people. There are no trees like the trees of that land. For in the autumn their leaves fall not, but turn to gold. Not till the spring comes and new green opens do they fall, and then they boughs are laden with tellow flowers; and the floor of the wood is golden, and golden is the roof, and its pillars are of silver, for the bark of the trees is smooth and grey. So still out songs in Mirkwoods. My heart would be glad if I were beneath the eaves of that wood, and it were springtime!" ~The Fellowship of the Ring, book two, page 326 ~*~ Proud member of the Ladies of Lothlorien Guild! All Ladies of Lothlorien are welcome to visit and join our small (growing) group at groups.msn.com/ladiesoflothlorien!!!

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