Why are you weird? - Page 10

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-13-2002, 12:11 AM

That could be an extremely useful shirt, Arathorn!

Arathorn · 05-13-2002, 01:33 AM

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Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
That could be an extremely useful shirt, Arathorn!

Not really, I only wrote the short-hand forms of the equations (the short, derived ones) using a fabric pen just before graduation.

I used to remember how to derive one form from the other, though (Integral and Differential forms). How weird is that? I need to practice...

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-13-2002, 01:44 AM

My friend had a Periodic Table of the Elements shirt, and she was joking about wearing it during a chem test. Wouldn't have mattered, as we were allowed to look at the Table anyway, in all our exams. Thankfully. Hmm, maybe I should make a shirt with all the basic trig formulas. . .*grabs a t-shirt and writes...d/dx sinx=cosx...* I don't think my calc teacher would like that, though. Well, as long as I didn't wear it during a test. . .

Andúril · 05-13-2002, 05:39 AM

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and Anduril! (I am assuming you're on my ship somewhere. . .)!!!

Yes, I am on your ship. I'm in the room, remember? The room is locked.

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But who's gonna be locked in with Anduril?

Your rhetoric imbues me with glee.

So where are we off to first? Is everyone aboard?

*Wipes the foam away from mouth*

*Foam sizzles on ground*

BeardofPants · 05-13-2002, 05:43 AM

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Your rhetoric imbues me with glee.

Rhetoric? Hah! It was a genuine attempt at being a dumb blonde. Ahahahaha! Aren't I weird? I'm trying to be a dumb blonde....

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*Wipes the foam away from mouth*

*Foam sizzles on ground*

Um, Anduril, you're burning a hole in the ship, with your frenzied foam. Mayhaps, if it made friends with my rabid rabies, they could do the wild thing and jump overboard, and terrrorise the cute widdle sharkies.

Me not weird. Me very normal. What are you looking at? I put my pants on today.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-13-2002, 05:45 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
Yes, I am on your ship. I'm in the room, remember? The room is locked

You're in the brig, mate. I'll let you out if you are nice and stop foaming at the mouth though

Elfmaster XK · 05-13-2002, 05:54 AM

*First officer Elfmaster wakes up to see the crew has grown majorly! Finds self in the room. The room is locked. Anduril is not in there!!!!!!! *

ARG! He's escaped!

So we have a crew of...

Cap'n Eruviel Greenleaf, the Birdwatching Drunk Elf Cap'n

First officer Elfmaster Xk, the official alcoholic elf, holder of the marmite and vodka

Anduril. The thing. In the room. The room is locked.

Arathorn the Bard of the mangled (sailing) songs

Tanoliel, the insane hobbit who likes to drink cidar

TinuvielChild who has a strange obsession with chemistry???

Wulazg, the cross breed elf orc who is underage but don't care

and BeardofPants, with the burning beard and the unhealthy Jar Jar obsession.

Whiter shall we go? TO FIND THE WINE!!! I already told you that!

Andúril · 05-13-2002, 06:02 AM

You may call it the brig, Eruviel, but where I'm from they call it the Helpdesk.

For I, the thing in the room (the room is locked) am trully this ship's oracle. I provide the information, okay.

I am thus psychologist, logician, fortune teller, and loony wisecracker, okay? There is a little opening in the room (the room is locked), through which people can ask me questions, and then when after I pull up my pants you will hear the wisdom of mine, okay?

Anyway, from now on, whenever someone refers to me, Anduril, the thing, when they name the location, which is the room (the room is locked), they must add, in brackets "the room is locked". This is imperative.

It is very similar to when people mention the Three Elven rings and Sauron in the same sentence, they always say "he did not touch them". So now you know.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-13-2002, 06:04 AM

Aye, to find the wine! That is where we shall go! *hic* Oh, and there's one more. . .Eowyn144, a drunk human in her own right, and her cat, who promises to behave around my 'crow' friend, and can say 'arr.'

*staggers off to find a chart*

BeardofPants · 05-13-2002, 06:06 AM

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... and then when after I pull up my pants you will hear the wisdom of mine, okay?

What exactly are you doing in the room, (the room is locked?)

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-13-2002, 06:09 AM

Now I know. Thank you for that information, Anduril, the Thing in the room/brig/help desk [the room/brig/help desk is locked]. Good, we have an oracle. That makes the ship, and crew, complete.

So, oh, Anduril, where is the wine located?

Elfmaster XK · 05-13-2002, 06:11 AM

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Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
Aye, to find the wine! That is where we shall go! *hic* Oh, and there's one more. . .Eowyn144, a drunk human in her own right, and her cat, who promises to behave around my 'crow' friend, and can say 'arr.' *staggers off to find a chart*

I apologise for forgetting them, the wines gone to me head. Forward to adventure say Aye! Wait, who's steering the boat!?!?

Oh i am...wait no im not!

What's going on?

Andúril · 05-13-2002, 06:12 AM

The wine is located in India.

Elfmaster XK · 05-13-2002, 06:15 AM

INDIA!!!!

How in God's name did my wine get there!? I've never...or so i remember...been to India!!!

Anduril, in the room. (The room is locked) Have i been to India?

Andúril · 05-13-2002, 06:16 AM

What am I doing in the room (the room is locked)?

I am channeling mine hundred-fold wisdom into mineself.

In other words, why should I wear pants when nobody can see me?

Where are you by the way? Can you see me?

BeardofPants · 05-13-2002, 06:17 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
The wine is located in India.

Anduril, you forgot to put your pants on when you divinated! er... of course, my magic 8 ball says that you are pantless, not my flaming beard. I didn't see a goddamn thing!

Andúril · 05-13-2002, 06:19 AM

No. You have not been to India, okay? Think a little.

Elfmaster XK · 05-13-2002, 06:22 AM

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Originally posted by Anduril
No. You have not been to India, okay? Think a little.

I'm scared...what did i do? What DID I DO!!??

*slaps slef with red herring* Okay, i went on a boat and got off in America, it went on to Indai with my wine still on board???

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-13-2002, 06:26 AM

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Originally posted by Elfmaster XK

I apologise for forgetting them, the wines gone to me head. Forward to adventure say Aye! Wait, who's steering the boat!?!?

Oh i am...wait no im not!

What's going on?

Oh, you wouldn't have known about Eowyn144 and the cat, as they joined not on this thread.

Well, we'll set sail for India, then! We shall search for the wine there!

What's that I see? Far off in the distance? Arr! A merchant vessel, rich with gold (and wine) for the plunderin'!

Andúril · 05-13-2002, 06:34 AM

Actually, you wanted to go to America, but when the plane went through the atmospheric portal, you landed in India. The pilot was bewildered, as was the co-pilot. They both asked the auto-pilot, but she wasn't even awake.

Luckily, everyone aboard was sleeping, except the two pilots. However, Brutus and Frutus, the airline attendants (on the Indian side), came aboard, stole some baggage, and took off with your wine.

Then, the spark ignited, and somehow the portal sent your plane back to America (where it started). That is quite strange.

That, in a nutshell, is how you lost your wine, okay? Get over it.

05-13-2002, 12:11 AM	#181
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	That could be an extremely useful shirt, Arathorn! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-13-2002, 01:44 AM	#183
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	My friend had a Periodic Table of the Elements shirt, and she was joking about wearing it during a chem test. Wouldn't have mattered, as we were allowed to look at the Table anyway, in all our exams. Thankfully. Hmm, maybe I should make a shirt with all the basic trig formulas. . .grabs a t-shirt and writes...d/dx sinx=cosx... I don't think my calc teacher would like that, though. Well, as long as I didn't wear it during a test. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-13-2002, 05:54 AM	#187
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	First officer Elfmaster wakes up to see the crew has grown majorly! Finds self in the room. The room is locked. Anduril is not in there!!!!!!! ARG! He's escaped! So we have a crew of... Cap'n Eruviel Greenleaf, the Birdwatching Drunk Elf Cap'n First officer Elfmaster Xk, the official alcoholic elf, holder of the marmite and vodka Anduril. The thing. In the room. The room is locked. Arathorn the Bard of the mangled (sailing) songs Tanoliel, the insane hobbit who likes to drink cidar TinuvielChild who has a strange obsession with chemistry??? Wulazg, the cross breed elf orc who is underage but don't care and BeardofPants, with the burning beard and the unhealthy Jar Jar obsession. Whiter shall we go? TO FIND THE WINE!!! I already told you that! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

05-13-2002, 06:04 AM	#189
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Aye, to find the wine! That is where we shall go! hic Oh, and there's one more. . .Eowyn144, a drunk human in her own right, and her cat, who promises to behave around my 'crow' friend, and can say 'arr.' staggers off to find a chart __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-13-2002, 06:09 AM	#191
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Now I know. Thank you for that information, Anduril, the Thing in the room/brig/help desk [the room/brig/help desk is locked]. Good, we have an oracle. That makes the ship, and crew, complete. So, oh, Anduril, where is the wine located? __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-13-2002, 06:02 AM	#188
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	You may call it the brig, Eruviel, but where I'm from they call it the Helpdesk. For I, the thing in the room (the room is locked) am trully this ship's oracle. I provide the information, okay. I am thus psychologist, logician, fortune teller, and loony wisecracker, okay? There is a little opening in the room (the room is locked), through which people can ask me questions, and then when after I pull up my pants you will hear the wisdom of mine, okay? Anyway, from now on, whenever someone refers to me, Anduril, the thing, when they name the location, which is the room (the room is locked), they must add, in brackets "the room is locked". This is imperative. It is very similar to when people mention the Three Elven rings and Sauron in the same sentence, they always say "he did not touch them". So now you know.

05-13-2002, 06:12 AM	#193
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	The wine is located in India.

05-13-2002, 06:15 AM	#194
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	INDIA!!!! How in God's name did my wine get there!? I've never...or so i remember...been to India!!! Anduril, in the room. (The room is locked) Have i been to India? __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

05-13-2002, 06:16 AM	#195
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	What am I doing in the room (the room is locked)? I am channeling mine hundred-fold wisdom into mineself. In other words, why should I wear pants when nobody can see me? Where are you by the way? Can you see me?

05-13-2002, 06:19 AM	#197
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	No. You have not been to India, okay? Think a little.

05-13-2002, 06:34 AM	#200
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Actually, you wanted to go to America, but when the plane went through the atmospheric portal, you landed in India. The pilot was bewildered, as was the co-pilot. They both asked the auto-pilot, but she wasn't even awake. Luckily, everyone aboard was sleeping, except the two pilots. However, Brutus and Frutus, the airline attendants (on the Indian side), came aboard, stole some baggage, and took off with your wine. Then, the spark ignited, and somehow the portal sent your plane back to America (where it started). That is quite strange. That, in a nutshell, is how you lost your wine, okay? Get over it.

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