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AAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!! You embarrassing, embarrassing, people! I should set a hoard of vicious, phone-bearing Counselors on you!
Anyway: Counselor: All right, what is with you people?!!! First you make a huge fuss because you think I am insane, then you are happy when I correctly state that you are insane!!! What is with you people?!!! What is with you people?!!! All: Hmmmmmmm... Renille: Well, you see, it... Elf Girl: When we call other people insane, it's bad. Since it is impossible to insult us, when other people call us insane, it's good. Counselor: Uh, right. And this whole matter of the portal. If, by some chance, this matter of the portal is true, why is there a gas station here?! Elf Girl: I will reveal my suspicions against my will.*all wait* Counselor: Well? Elf Girl: It is my belief that the Dark Lord is trying to *hushed voice* meld the two worlds into one! *all gasp* Counselor: Yaaaay! My lawyer! I can have you all arrested! Elf Girl: Hush! This cannot be allowed to happen. The evil devices of your world must not taint Middle-Earth. *all nod* I suspect that if the phone is destroyed, the link will be broken and the worlds will separate once more. You will be unable to find your home in the mixing of the two worlds if you do not destroy the phone. *whispering to other Cellowship members so the Counselor can't hear* She will most likely be trapped in Middle-Earth, but we will not let her know that until the deed is done. Eärniel: That's all well and good, but what about dinner?
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04-20-2002, 09:21 PM
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Ren- Okay. To do this right, we've got to get our roles down. We can do this according to the book. We can each be the counterpart of a REAL fellowship member, except we're the cellowship. I nominate Elf Girl for our "Gandalf".... is that okay with everyone?
Tanoliel- The counselor first. Is she Gollum or Frodo? Laurelyn-Ummm...both? Earniel- Glodo! Elf Girl- Glodo? Okay, it works. But now for the rest of us. Who are WE?
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04-21-2002, 12:40 AM
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Tano: *raises hand* Definetly Pippin. I'm clumsy, I'm unobservant with occasional flashes of brilliance, I'm usually hungry, and...I'm a hobbit.
I nominate Eruviel for Legolas. Because I think she'd like that.  -tano
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04-21-2002, 12:56 AM
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Thank you tano!!
Yeah, I'll be Legolas. Silent, exceedingly talented, beautiful elf. That's me
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04-21-2002, 05:35 AM
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Eärniel *counts on her fingers while happily munching away an apple.* Gandgirl is one, the counsellor is two, EG is three, Tano-Pippin is four, ....um *counts remaining Cellowshipmembers* I think we're going to run in a bit of a math-problem here.....I know! Let's take another apple!
Laurelyn:Eating all our supplies isn't going to make you count any better. Eärniel: Have you tried? I bet it does, let's find it out scientifically! Eruviel: You probably mean culinairy. Eärniel: That too. Renille: If all Elf Girl told us is true, we should never have brought the Evil Mobile here. Then we're partially responsible if the two worlds merge. BeardofPants: Auch, they won't be too grateful for that.... Willow: *pointing at the counselor* It's actually all her fault.... Counsellor: Sure fine, blame it on me! What's wrong with you people! It was YOU who dragged me here! Tanoliel: Don't mind her, she's in denial. Counselor: DENIAL?! It was you who denied in the first place...... *the cellowship gags her again* (We did start out with more members than those who posted this last month, what happened to the others?)
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04-21-2002, 07:22 AM
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Anyway: Elf Girl: It is, indeed, the counselor's fault. She should never have come into contact with residents of Middle-Earth while she had the phone that is corrupting her mind. *so the Counselor can't hear* If she is trapped here, where can she live???
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04-21-2002, 09:00 AM
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Again, I will pick up where I left off.
Counselor: What? Renille: Nothing. What happened to your gag? Counselor: I finally got it off. You freaks! *Takes phone out of pack* Tano: Hey! What are you doing?! Counselor: I am going to get rid of it once and for all, so you'll let me go home! *prepares to throw phone in bushes* FrodoFriend: You can't do that! You won't be able to go home withount destroying it! Counselor: I don't believe you! I'll buy another when I get there. Elf Girl: I would advise you, Glodo, to put the phone back in your pack. If you don't, I will get angry. Then you will see GandGirl the Neon Green uncloacked! *brandishes staff and removes cloak. Underneath it are long, flowing, neon green robes* Eruviel: Huh? Where did you get that staff? and the robes? Elf Girl: I found the staff by the side of the road. As for the robes, um, I put them on this morning because they were my only clean ones. My Aunt Bertha gave them to me.
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04-21-2002, 12:37 PM
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Tano: I'd advise you to listen to her, Glodo. Wizards....even neon green ones....aren't that great to mess with, you see. Hey, Glandgirl, I should introduce you to my friend, Tidbits the Pink...
*munches on apple* -tano
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04-21-2002, 11:21 PM
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Eruviel: *stands there looking thoughtful and elven*
Elf Girl: Hey, Legolas, re-tie and gag the counsellor--we need to have a meeting, and glodo shouldn't hear this. . . Eruviel: *does as GandGirl requested*
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04-21-2002, 11:25 PM
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Renille-I would advise you, Glodo, to no longer call us "freaks." You may now refer to us as "fellow members of the cellowship" or by our proper names. You can call me Aragren. (PS-Is that okay with everybody???)
Counselor-*with last attempt at logic* All right. I see what your problem is. Definitely schizophrenia. I mean, come on...your name is Renille Nibenel...you told me so early. Tano-skitsowhateea? Earniel-Sorry. The mental illness thing doesn't work here. Elf Girl- Nope...only magic in this world. Counselor- NO! Renille- (to the cellowship) This could be a VERY long journey.
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04-22-2002, 03:41 PM
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Elf Girl: *gestures rest of Cellowship out of Counselor's hearing* As I've said, when the deed is done, she will be trapped in Middle-Earth. Act as if she will be able to get to her home if she does it. *Everyone goes back to the counselor*
Renille: We're going to trust you without a gag. For now. *removes gag* Let's get going, or we'll never destroy the phone. Counselour: You freak in the gree- *everyone looks very annoyed* Er, I mean Elf Girl, Elf Girl: That's GandGirl. Counselor: But you said earlier- Never mind. Elf Girl: Come on! We need to get going! Counselor: You're sure I won't be able to get home if I don't destroy it? *to herself* I'm asleep, I'm asleep. Elf Girl: *exchanges glances with other Cellowship members* Um, yes. Eärniel: Hey! We never had dinner! Renille: *Chucks Eärniel five apples* Eärniel: Ow!
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04-22-2002, 10:34 PM
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EG/Legolas: Here, I have in my bag some lembas. It will keep your energy up for a long time. *passes around the lembas*
Earniel: aw, this stuff doesn't really fill you up any. . .oh well, it's food. Glodo/counselor: What is this stuff? It's another of your crazy, stupid, inane, made-up thi--*EG holds up the gag in front of counselor's face, as the rest of the company glares* er, okay, I'll have some. Elf Girl: Good. Glad you are being so agreeable.
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04-22-2002, 11:00 PM
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Eruviel- Here you go. *hand her lembas in mellorn leaves.*
Counselor- bread wrapped in leaves?? How very unsanitary! Cellowship, all together- JUST EAT IT! Counselor-*eats* It's actually good! Amazing. Aragren (ME!)- You can only eat half a cake at a time. We have to make it las t. Earniel- *sigh* Tano- I'm kinda hungry still...are there any more apples?
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04-23-2002, 12:15 AM
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EG/Legolas: There are always apples...*tosses apple to Tano, it hits her in the head*
Tano: Owwww...oh well...it's food. -tano
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04-23-2002, 04:10 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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Eärniel: So after this delicious (if somewhat small) meal, maybe we need to discuss what road we'd take. So how did your trip to the strange place called 'gasstation' go? Anything good?
the others stare at her blanky Eärniel: You DID go right? I SAW you leave! (So who's still in our depleted ranks of the cellowship? It makes it easier for me to know who I can let say stuff)
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04-23-2002, 11:03 PM
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Elf Girl- Well, did you?
Renille- Speak up, or we'll have to use... Cellowship (in an onimous voice)- THE GAG! Counselor- *sob* Yes, I admit. I was at the gas station! I have this strange urge for Tootsie Rolls! I needed to get one.That's the only reason. I promise. Earniel- SUUUURE.. Tano-Tell us the truth or else we'll use... Cellowship- THE GAG!
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04-23-2002, 11:32 PM
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Glodo: Is it SO wrong to have a craving for Tootsie Rolls?
Tano: Well, no, but...come on, tell us the real reason! Glodo: (mutters something) Cellowship: What? Glodo: BATTERIES! Batteries, all right! Tano: Ahhh...the secret at last... Lego/EG: Batteries...it sounds strangely familiar... (Tano whispers something in her ear) Oh. Right. Batteries. -tano
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04-24-2002, 03:51 PM
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Heehee...
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Elf Girl: Did you succeed in your errand to get these batteries? *looks tall and imposing in her neon-green robes* Bring forth the phone, Glodo!
Counselor: *draws herself up* Bring it forth you said. Do not let that thought grow in you! You will never get it back. But the desire of it may betray you to a bitter end. You will never get it back. In the last need I should talk through the Precious; and the Precious mastered you long ago. If I, holding it, were to command you, you would obey, even were it to leap from a precipice or to cast yourself into the fire. And such would be my command. So have a care! *All cheer wildly* Counselor: What? *All cheer some more* Counselor: What? Eruviel: You quoted! Counselor: I quoted what? Renille: Tolkien's writing! Counselor: I haven't read any of it, how can I quote it! *Everyone else is congratulating each other* Elf Girl: *pleased* She is settling into her role! OOC: I hope no one minds that I did that.
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04-25-2002, 09:28 PM
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Renille-*ecstatic* This is SO cool!!! You are now a real member of the Cellowship!
Tano-We're happy to see that you're adjusting. Elf Girl- here, have another lembas. Counselor- Nassty elf food, It's ashes, asshees, my preciousss. Eruviel- I don't know if it's a direct quote, but you did it AGAIN!
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