The Entmoot Court - Page 10

hectorberlioz · 05-25-2010, 01:40 PM

Yeah, and I could seriously use some water and/or gatorade about now!

*is dying of thirst inflicted by the heat*

***Varnafindë*** · 05-25-2010, 01:43 PM

*runs over to the Teacup Cafe and fetches some drinks for the fighters*

***Tessar*** · 05-25-2010, 01:45 PM

SOMEONE should definitely step in and do something about this. Yes. Someone definitely should.

.....

*munches on popcorn*

hectorberlioz · 05-25-2010, 01:45 PM

Thanks Varna! ANd while you're over there, can you pick up an upbeat tune or two to play while we fight? Perhaps Offenbach's Can-can or something

.

*narrowly avoids beinig squashed by the balrog's hurt foot. The balrog now hops around, wounded from his two, er, wounds. This makes fighting him all the more dangerous since he now shakes the earth. Jonathan and Hector are tossed about on the earth as on a trampoline*

***Jonathan*** · 05-25-2010, 01:47 PM

Sheesh! You could seriously need a mint!

***Jonathan*** · 05-25-2010, 01:50 PM

Hector, what the heck are you up to?! Drinking and proposing music?! Blast! Demand reinforcements instead

*Dodges flames*

hectorberlioz · 05-25-2010, 01:57 PM

*narrowly avoids being toasted by another fire-breath-blast by the balrog. Hair is singed*

Yeah, I think you're right Jonathan!

HAAAAALLLLPP!

*swings lightsaber while being bounced in the air, managers to cut off one of the balrog's whiskers*

wait

. Do balrogs have whiskers?

***Varnafindë*** · 05-25-2010, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Do balrogs have whiskers?

Perhaps that will be the next great question that Tolkien fans all over the world will be discussing for the next fifty years ...

... in memory of the guy who first asked it?

***Jonathan*** · 05-25-2010, 02:07 PM

*Struggles to block multiple fireballs with blades*

Oops, there go my eyebrows.

Jonathan finds the Horn of Entmoot. He draws a deep breath - full of ash and fire, unfortunately - coughs ridiculously for a short while, then draws another breath and sounds the horn three times!

TOOT TOOT TOOT

Mooters, assemble!
Get your swords, maces and plastic geckos ready and join us in this Battle for Entmoot!!

hectorberlioz · 05-25-2010, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varnafindë

Perhaps that will be the next great question that Tolkien fans all over the world will be discussing for the next fifty years ...

... in memory of the guy who first asked it?

Now that makes me wonder who really did ask the balrog wings question first

. Not some poor soul in the letters, apparently, or else we'd have that question solved.

Aikanáro · 05-25-2010, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

*swings lightsaber while being bounced in the air, managers to cut off one of the balrog's whiskers*

wait

. Do balrogs have whiskers?

*cheers*

Obviously, they do. Otherwise, you couldn't have just cut one off. Perfectly logical, yes?

The real debate, Varna, is whether or not they wear bedroom slippers, at least according to Flying Moose of Nargothrond.

hectorberlioz · 05-25-2010, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan

*Struggles to block multiple fireballs with blades*

Oops, there go my eyebrows.

Jonathan finds the Horn of Entmoot. He draws a deep breath - full of ash and fire, unfortunately - coughs ridiculously for a short while, then draws another breat and sounds the horn three times!

TOOT TOOT TOOT

Mooters, we need you! Get your swords and maces and plastic geckos and join us in this Battle for Entmoot!!

Hrah! CHAAAAARRRRGGGEEE! *leads with lightsaber raised in righteous wrath*

***Jonathan*** · 05-25-2010, 02:12 PM

*Deflects flame with blade*

Yeeeah! For Entmoot! For Elessar!
For our president Acalewia!!!

*Charges forwards*

Coffeehouse · 05-25-2010, 02:14 PM

The Enting Elite Forces have arrived!

The EEF consists of highly trained and moody Entings cladden in 10 inch thick rockwool and carrying giant mithril-covered maces

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE ENTINGS!!!!!!!

***Jonathan*** · 05-25-2010, 02:17 PM

Coffeehouse!
Glad you responded to our summons! You and your entings are a delight to see here in the heat of battle

More mooters! Join our ranks! Defend our beloved messageboard!!

hectorberlioz · 05-25-2010, 02:24 PM

Yes indeed. You, Enting! Take the left flank. You, other Enting, take the right flank. brb to help you out, I gotta take a water break...

Coffeehouse · 05-25-2010, 02:31 PM

The youngest Enting, eager to prove himself, swings his mace and barely swipes the charcoaled right 'ear-looking-bodypart' making the Balrog REALLLLLLLLLY MAD

The Balrog has tinitus which is cancelled out by the swish of the mace, and now he can hear distinctly the sound of 'Kashmir' playing on the loudspeakers, which really pissed the Balrog off since he hates Queen more than anything

WE NEED BACK-UP!!!!!

hectorberlioz · 05-25-2010, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffeehouse

...the sound of 'Kashmir' playing on the loudspeakers, which really pissed the Balrog off since he hates Queen more than anything

I really can't disagree with him there

***Jonathan*** · 05-25-2010, 02:54 PM

Entmoot shakes in its very foundation. Clouds of smoke and ash pours through the threads. The saplings and hobbits of the messageboard flee in panic before the fiery creature.

Jonathan attempts yet another bold assault on the balrog... only to be repelled by its powerful whip.

Curse it!

Amidst the smoldering remains of the courthouse, Jonathan amasses what little strength he has left in his body and enters a berserker rage!

*Slashes blades in direction of Balrog* AAARRRGGH!!

Insidious Rex · 05-25-2010, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffeehouse

and now he can hear distinctly the sound of 'Kashmir' playing on the loudspeakers, which really pissed the Balrog off since he hates Queen more than anything

Probably because he only likes the Zeppelin version.

Play Another One Bites The Dust. That will send him into a tizzy.

05-25-2010, 01:40 PM	#181
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Yeah, and I could seriously use some water and/or gatorade about now! is dying of thirst inflicted by the heat __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

05-25-2010, 01:43 PM	#182
*Varnafindë* Princess of the Noldor (and Administrative Empress of the Lone Islands) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Imladris (and sometimes Norway) Posts: 3,304	runs over to the Teacup Cafe and fetches some drinks for the fighters __________________ Signature picture art - Bard the Bowman - by vigshane Avatar art - Footsteps of Spring (a young Luthien) - by Henning Janssen

05-25-2010, 01:45 PM	#184
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Thanks Varna! ANd while you're over there, can you pick up an upbeat tune or two to play while we fight? Perhaps Offenbach's Can-can or something . narrowly avoids beinig squashed by the balrog's hurt foot. The balrog now hops around, wounded from his two, er, wounds. This makes fighting him all the more dangerous since he now shakes the earth. Jonathan and Hector are tossed about on the earth as on a trampoline __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide Last edited by hectorberlioz : 05-25-2010 at 01:48 PM.

05-25-2010, 01:47 PM	#185
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Sheesh! You could seriously need a mint! __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

05-25-2010, 01:50 PM	#186
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Hector, what the heck are you up to?! Drinking and proposing music?! Blast! Demand reinforcements instead Dodges flames __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

05-25-2010, 01:45 PM	#183
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	SOMEONE should definitely step in and do something about this. Yes. Someone definitely should. ..... munches on popcorn

05-25-2010, 01:57 PM	#187
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	narrowly avoids being toasted by another fire-breath-blast by the balrog. Hair is singed Yeah, I think you're right Jonathan! *HAAAAALLLLPP!* swings lightsaber while being bounced in the air, managers to cut off one of the balrog's whiskers wait. Do balrogs have whiskers? __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

05-25-2010, 02:07 PM	#189
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Struggles to block multiple fireballs with blades Oops, there go my eyebrows. Jonathan finds the Horn of Entmoot. He draws a deep breath - full of ash and fire, unfortunately - coughs ridiculously for a short while, then draws another breath and sounds* the horn three times!* *TOOT TOOT TOOT* Mooters, assemble! Get your swords, maces and plastic geckos ready and join us in this Battle for Entmoot!! __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻ Last edited by Jonathan : 05-25-2010 at 02:16 PM.

05-25-2010, 02:12 PM	#193
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Deflects flame with blade Yeeeah! For Entmoot! For Elessar! For our president Acalewia!!! Charges forwards __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

05-25-2010, 02:14 PM	#194
Coffeehouse Entmoot Minister of Foreign Affairs Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Copenhagen Posts: 2,145	The Enting Elite Forces have arrived! The EEF consists of highly trained and moody Entings cladden in 10 inch thick rockwool and carrying giant mithril-covered maces CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE ENTINGS!!!!!!! __________________ "Well, thief! I smell you and I feel your air. I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself again, there is plenty and to spare."

05-25-2010, 02:17 PM	#195
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Coffeehouse! Glad you responded to our summons! You and your entings are a delight to see here in the heat of battle More mooters! Join our ranks! Defend our beloved messageboard!! __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻ Last edited by Jonathan : 05-25-2010 at 02:21 PM.

05-25-2010, 02:24 PM	#196
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Yes indeed. You, Enting! Take the left flank. You, other Enting, take the right flank. brb to help you out, I gotta take a water break... __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

05-25-2010, 02:31 PM	#197
Coffeehouse Entmoot Minister of Foreign Affairs Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Copenhagen Posts: 2,145	The youngest Enting, eager to prove himself, swings his mace and barely swipes the charcoaled right 'ear-looking-bodypart' making the Balrog REALLLLLLLLLY MAD The Balrog has tinitus which is cancelled out by the swish of the mace, and now he can hear distinctly the sound of 'Kashmir' playing on the loudspeakers, which really pissed the Balrog off since he hates Queen more than anything WE NEED BACK-UP!!!!! __________________ "Well, thief! I smell you and I feel your air. I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself again, there is plenty and to spare."

05-25-2010, 02:54 PM	#199
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Entmoot shakes in its very foundation. Clouds of smoke and ash pours through the threads. The saplings and hobbits of the messageboard flee in panic before the fiery creature. Jonathan attempts yet another bold assault on the balrog... only to be repelled by its powerful whip. Curse it! Amidst the smoldering remains of the courthouse, Jonathan amasses what little strength he has left in his body and enters a berserker rage! Slashes blades in direction of Balrog AAARRRGGH!! __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

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