Teacup Cafe XVI

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by The last sane person

Shame on you candidates! Sitting around jawing on how he got there rather then helping him out!

*Goes down and shows me9996 the way out*

Well now you're trapped, because there is no way up. You see, there's a one way magic door that leads you down, otherwise you have to go out The Long Way, meaning, all the underground tunnels with creepy blind creatures and stuff. ("Creepy blind creatures!" I didn't mean you Sane, I promise!)

[The last sane person]

I was about to make mention of that mister...

And I used the force and tore a way out, thank you much. I'll have my crew repair it though.

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by The last sane person

I was about to make mention of that mister...

And I used the force and tore a way out, thank you much. I'll have my crew repair it though.

grrr...Can't I ever win?

[The last sane person]

Of course not, you're fighting against a woman.

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by The last sane person

Of course not, you're fighting against a woman.

Oh yeah...forgot about that. I'd thought of you as a creepy blind creature for so long...

[The last sane person]

It is but one of many sides of me. And it was always fun to make you sweat.

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by The last sane person

It is but one of many sides of me.

Are you in 4-D or something? How many more sides do you need?...or is it sizes?

And it was always fun to make you sweat.

Was fun, or is fun?

[The last sane person]

I'm 4-d alright, I am more than your puny mind can handle good sir!

And yes, it still IS fun to make you sweat, but I am here less often now.

Speaking of sizes, Hector, you might want to go to the tailor. I see all the turkey you ate for holidays is making camp around your middle.

[trolls' bane]

Well, she can legally have up to 10-D. Any more than that, and something is seriously wrong with her.

[The last sane person]

Bwahahahaha! I'll never tell exactly how many D's I have! Though, certainly none in bra sizes or transcripts, Thank God!

[me9996]

Thanks for showing how to get out of the basement Sane...

I can personaly comprehend up to about 6-D... Sorta...

After 5-D it get's a little fuzzy...

Edit/PS:

Would "creapy blind" things be refuring to things that are blind or things that live in blinds?

[trolls' bane]

Originally Posted by me9996

Thanks for showing how to get out of the basement Sane...

I can personaly comprehend up to about 6-D... Sorta...

After 5-D it get's a little fuzzy...

Edit/PS:

Would "creapy blind" things be refuring to things that are blind or things that live in blinds?

That's pretty good. Better than I can do.

I like the second one. *glances nervously at blinds*

[Acalewia]

I HAVE BLOODY CHRISTMAS SONGS STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!!


DAMN WAL-MART PA SYSTEM!!!!


OK I feel better now

[trolls' bane]

I never really liked Christmas songs.

Now I do. I change the words so that all of them are about my cat.

Baby Baxter
Is a funny, funny cat,
With his orange fur,
And his quick temper,
*can't think of any words*

[The last sane person]

I hate chirstmas songs. Unless they are in latin and sung by my friend Allie. She has a pretty voice to listen to.

[Gwaimir Windgem]

I love Christmas songs! How can you not love "Jingle Bells"??

Though I must admit, sane, my favourite is "Adeste Fideles"; "Gaudete" is very lovely too, but too complex for someone of my most humble musical ability.

[hectorberlioz]

Originally Posted by The last sane person

I hate chirstmas songs. Unless they are in latin and sung by my friend Allie. She has a pretty voice to listen to.

Bravo! We're in agreement here. I have had it up and down my nose for all the past christmases, and I've HAD ENOUGH! If I hear "Jingle Bell Rock" one more time, I'm going to throttle a whole pen of chickens to death.

You know Christmas has already gone down the tubes and back when you hear rap versions of christmas songs.

Originally Posted by Gwaimir Windgem

my favourite is "Adeste Fideles"

You're a fan of the Monkees...

[The last sane person]

One of the things we agree on. Cool. Fortunatly for my sanity, I never go into these stupid shops and what not, so I avoid hearing them all together. Costco andthetack and feed store, fortunatly, do not play that crap. Kinda surprised at the feed and tack store not playing it, but the country music is always supplied by the owners sitting there and playing it themselves.

I love that. I wish to god the developers dont butcher this too.

[hectorberlioz]

Well, there's certainly plenty of Christmas Country to go around too..., especially here

[trolls' bane]

Here's a bit of a switch, for hector:

*takes up baton, keeps fingers crossed that chorus and orchestra are half as good as the Vienna Philharmonic*

O Freunde, nicht diese Töne!
Sondern lasst uns angenehmere
anstimmen und freudenvollere.
Freude! Freude!

Freude, schöner Götterfunken
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische, dein Heiligtum!
Deine Zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt.

Wem der große Wurf gelungen,
Eines Freundes Freund zu sein;
Wer ein holdes Weib errungen,
Mische seinen Jubel ein!
Ja, wer auch nur eine Seele
Sein nennt auf dem Erdenrund!
Und wer's nie gekonnt, der stehle
Weinend sich aus diesem Bund!

Freude trinken alle Wesen
An den Brüsten der Natur;
Alle Guten, alle Bösen
Folgen ihrer Rosenspur.
Küsse gab sie uns und Reben,
Einen Freund, geprüft im Tod;
Wollust ward dem Wurm gegeben,
Und der Cherub steht vor Gott.

Froh, wie seine Sonnen fliegen
Durch des Himmels prächt'gen Plan,
Laufet, Brüder, eure Bahn,
Freudig, wie ein Held zum Siegen.

Seid umschlungen, Millionen!
Diesen Kuss der ganzen Welt!
Brüder, über'm Sternenzelt
Muss ein lieber Vater wohnen.
Ihr stürzt nieder, Millionen?
Ahnest du den Schöpfer, Welt?
Such' ihn über'm Sternenzelt!
Über Sternen muss er wohnen.

Finale repeats the words:
Seid umschlungen, Millionen!
Diesen Kuss der ganzen Welt!
Brüder, über'm Sternenzelt
Muss ein lieber Vater wohnen.
Seid umschlungen,
Diesen Kuss der ganzen Welt!
Freude, schöner Götterfunken
Tochter aus Elysium,
Freude, schöner Götterfunken