06-09-2002, 02:52 AM | #181 |
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I tried to post last night but my post does not seem to be here, so I'm posting again(don't kill me if it IS here somewhere).
Strider is carrying Frodo after Weathertop: Frodo:Gandalf!*thinking*If I don't die,I'm going to get him, Istari or not! HE'S the one who sent me.... Arwen at the fords: If you want him, come and claim him! They advance. Arwen:*thinking*Ohhhhhh. Wait. Elrond said they can't SEE, not HEAR. Oops. Frodo and Sam in the Tower of Cirith Ungol: Sam:I couldn't find you. Frodo:Well you have now Sam, dear Sam.*thinking*Maybe if I get sentimental too, he'll remember that I'd like some clothes....
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06-09-2002, 08:39 PM | #182 |
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I could have sworn I posted this much earlier in the day!!!
Boromir, to Aragorn, clearly very upset after seeing Galadriel......If only I could have had the time to wash my hair!
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06-12-2002, 06:17 PM | #183 |
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Argh! Poor li'l hobbitses! And Viggo. And the other people that were injured in the line of duty .
Just imagine, in RotK with all those battles, people yelling around because they got hurt before filming! Lanelf |
06-13-2002, 04:32 PM | #184 |
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Pippin: anyway you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission...quest...thing
Thinks > why am i always the one who has to say stupid things? Merry: Well that rules youout pip Thinks > Why do i always have to answer to his stupid sayings> Pippin: right...where are we going? Thinks > No! Not again. I am never gonna live this one down...
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07-10-2002, 01:02 AM | #185 |
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Galadriel near the Mirror: "In place of a Dark Lord you shall have a QUEEEN!..."
*thinking* I sense much fear in you... Frodo: <petrified> *thinking* "I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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08-06-2002, 01:13 PM | #186 |
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Aragorn when Arwen gives him her necklace
*Great, now I have to wear this*
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08-06-2002, 03:43 PM | #187 |
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Going further on Lollypopgurl's post:
Aragorn says: You can't give me this. Aragorn thinks: Yeah, keep it! It's a girly thing!
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11-03-2002, 12:45 PM | #188 |
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Gandalf: Fly you fools!
Thinking: Why don't one of you hurry and help me up instead of standing there watching me!*grumbles* OR Thinking: Geez I culd have been a headmaster at a wizardry school, but NO I had to be a helpless wizard who his friends just watch him die. |
11-03-2002, 12:53 PM | #189 |
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Aragorn: They are the Nazgul...the Ringwraiths...
<Thinking: My underpants are falling down.> OR <Thinking: I hope this comes out right. I never paid attention in class. Maybe it was the gum under the desk, or maybe it was the thought of recess. Or maybe because I was staring at Arwen half the time. I remember recess. I was the best soccer goalie out there. Nobody could get passed me. I think I remember the colour of pencil I had. Was it green? No...it was red with yellow dots. Or maybe it was a No.2...>
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11-09-2002, 09:52 PM | #190 |
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Sam at the council: Mushrooms.......
In Rivendell in the 'romantic scence'~ Arwen: Do you remember what I said? Aragorn [thinking]: Here we go again....
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01-03-2003, 05:02 AM | #191 |
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Gimli: "Dwarf women resemble dwarf men so closely that people have the impression that there are no dwarf women."
Aragorn to Eowyn: <whispering> "It's the beards..." Eowyn: <Laughs> *thinking* Oh dear, did I shave this morning?
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01-03-2003, 06:08 AM | #192 |
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Frodo:Bilbo, BILBO!! (To Gandalf) He's gone hasn't he!! Thinkin<EVENTUALLY, th old hobbit smell in here was driving me MAD!!> (I know I'm not very good at this ) |
01-04-2003, 01:02 AM | #193 |
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Frodo: We are hobbits of the Shire. Frodo Baggins is my name and this is Samwise Gamgee.
Faramir: Your bodyguard? Sam: His gardener. Faramir:<thinking>So thats whats it's called these days. Legolas to Aragorn at Helm's Deep: You look terrible. Aragorn:<thinking> Shut up, pretty boy!
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01-04-2003, 02:05 AM | #194 |
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Hee hee hee...
Gimli: *to Eowyn* Aragorn has fallen. Thinking: Wait a second - that's what they said about Gandalf too... He's not dead! Smeagol: *eating raw fish* Thinking: Eeeeewwwww! Lanelf.
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01-04-2003, 12:46 PM | #195 | |
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Now as for what were they thinking: Merry and Pippin: Hey Ho to the bottle I go, To heal my heart and drown my woe. Rain may fall and wind may blow, And there still be many miles to go. Sweet is the sound of the falling rain, And the brook that leaps from hill to plain. Better then rain or ripplin' brook, Is a mug of beer can save this Took! Dom and Billy are thinking while singing: Look lets just combine the bath song with this one and it should work.
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Super hilarious everyone!
Scene: The Excorcism of Theoden Gandalf (casts aside his cloak, revealing that he is now Gandalf the White. A blinding white light issues forth.) Saruman, through Theoden says: Aaaaaaugh!!! If I leave, Theoden dies! Saruman, through Theoden thinks: Gandalf is flashing me! Aaaugh my eyes!!! You can have him, Gandalf, but his weak old heart will probably give out with you flashing him! Gandalf says: Behold, I am Gandalf the White Gandalf thinks: Let's go streaking! If I overdid it, sorry, but I hate this scene and now I'm not bitter anymore.
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01-05-2003, 04:08 AM | #197 |
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I'm in a silly mood so here goes:
Sam: Uh! What's that horrid stink? I wonder if there's a nasty bog nearby. Can you smell it? Frodo: Yes, I can smell it. <thinking> Shouldn't have let that one off.
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LOL cassiopeia!! To continue your funny theme...
Sam: Uh! What's that horrid stink? I wonder if there's a nasty bog nearby. Can you smell it? Frodo (thinks): You smelt it you dealt it Sam!
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01-06-2003, 03:43 AM | #199 |
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Legolas: 'You're late'
Aragorn: *thinking* I'm fine, thanks for asking. (Aragorn when he falls off the cliff) 'Hang on. Is this meant to happen?'
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01-07-2003, 11:23 PM | #200 |
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what is this alleged 'bath song' everyone is making such a fus about?
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