05-13-2002, 12:11 AM | #181 |
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That could be an extremely useful shirt, Arathorn!
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05-13-2002, 01:33 AM | #182 | |
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I used to remember how to derive one form from the other, though (Integral and Differential forms). How weird is that? I need to practice...
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05-13-2002, 01:44 AM | #183 |
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My friend had a Periodic Table of the Elements shirt, and she was joking about wearing it during a chem test. Wouldn't have mattered, as we were allowed to look at the Table anyway, in all our exams. Thankfully. Hmm, maybe I should make a shirt with all the basic trig formulas. . .*grabs a t-shirt and writes...d/dx sinx=cosx...* I don't think my calc teacher would like that, though. Well, as long as I didn't wear it during a test. . .
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05-13-2002, 05:39 AM | #184 | ||
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So where are we off to first? Is everyone aboard? *Wipes the foam away from mouth* *Foam sizzles on ground* |
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Me not weird. Me very normal. What are you looking at? I put my pants on today.
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05-13-2002, 05:45 AM | #186 | |
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05-13-2002, 05:54 AM | #187 |
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*First officer Elfmaster wakes up to see the crew has grown majorly! Finds self in the room. The room is locked. Anduril is not in there!!!!!!! *
ARG! He's escaped! So we have a crew of... Cap'n Eruviel Greenleaf, the Birdwatching Drunk Elf Cap'n First officer Elfmaster Xk, the official alcoholic elf, holder of the marmite and vodka Anduril. The thing. In the room. The room is locked. Arathorn the Bard of the mangled (sailing) songs Tanoliel, the insane hobbit who likes to drink cidar TinuvielChild who has a strange obsession with chemistry??? Wulazg, the cross breed elf orc who is underage but don't care and BeardofPants, with the burning beard and the unhealthy Jar Jar obsession. Whiter shall we go? TO FIND THE WINE!!! I already told you that!
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05-13-2002, 06:02 AM | #188 |
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You may call it the brig, Eruviel, but where I'm from they call it the Helpdesk.
For I, the thing in the room (the room is locked) am trully this ship's oracle. I provide the information, okay. I am thus psychologist, logician, fortune teller, and loony wisecracker, okay? There is a little opening in the room (the room is locked), through which people can ask me questions, and then when after I pull up my pants you will hear the wisdom of mine, okay? Anyway, from now on, whenever someone refers to me, Anduril, the thing, when they name the location, which is the room (the room is locked), they must add, in brackets "the room is locked". This is imperative. It is very similar to when people mention the Three Elven rings and Sauron in the same sentence, they always say "he did not touch them". So now you know. |
05-13-2002, 06:04 AM | #189 |
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Aye, to find the wine! That is where we shall go! *hic* Oh, and there's one more. . .Eowyn144, a drunk human in her own right, and her cat, who promises to behave around my 'crow' friend, and can say 'arr.' *staggers off to find a chart*
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05-13-2002, 06:06 AM | #190 | |
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05-13-2002, 06:09 AM | #191 |
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Now I know. Thank you for that information, Anduril, the Thing in the room/brig/help desk [the room/brig/help desk is locked]. Good, we have an oracle. That makes the ship, and crew, complete. So, oh, Anduril, where is the wine located?
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05-13-2002, 06:11 AM | #192 | |
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Oh i am...wait no im not! What's going on?
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05-13-2002, 06:12 AM | #193 |
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The wine is located in India.
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05-13-2002, 06:15 AM | #194 |
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INDIA!!!!
How in God's name did my wine get there!? I've never...or so i remember...been to India!!! Anduril, in the room. (The room is locked) Have i been to India?
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05-13-2002, 06:16 AM | #195 |
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What am I doing in the room (the room is locked)?
I am channeling mine hundred-fold wisdom into mineself. In other words, why should I wear pants when nobody can see me? Where are you by the way? Can you see me? |
05-13-2002, 06:17 AM | #196 | |
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05-13-2002, 06:19 AM | #197 |
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No. You have not been to India, okay? Think a little.
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*slaps slef with red herring* Okay, i went on a boat and got off in America, it went on to Indai with my wine still on board???
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Well, we'll set sail for India, then! We shall search for the wine there! What's that I see? Far off in the distance? Arr! A merchant vessel, rich with gold (and wine) for the plunderin'!
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05-13-2002, 06:34 AM | #200 |
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Actually, you wanted to go to America, but when the plane went through the atmospheric portal, you landed in India. The pilot was bewildered, as was the co-pilot. They both asked the auto-pilot, but she wasn't even awake.
Luckily, everyone aboard was sleeping, except the two pilots. However, Brutus and Frutus, the airline attendants (on the Indian side), came aboard, stole some baggage, and took off with your wine. Then, the spark ignited, and somehow the portal sent your plane back to America (where it started). That is quite strange. That, in a nutshell, is how you lost your wine, okay? Get over it. |
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