Teacup Cafe XXXIX - Page 10

hectorberlioz · 05-24-2010, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Maybe. LOL All I really learned was that there's three different "styles" with corresponding swords. I was planning on taking it next semester. Probably going to buy my own equipment and fence in the park with my friends who are also taking it.

Yeah and get arrested for bringing weapons out into public

katya · 05-24-2010, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

That's pretty cool! Today?

Actually it was yesterday. Today I've just been sitting around sulking in the heat.

trolls' bane · 05-24-2010, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Yeah and get arrested for bringing weapons out into public

LOL You think I was born yesterday? I've been pulled over no less than seven times for walking down the street with weapons of various sorts. Usually my bow will do it, but walking through a poorly-timed crime scene on desert road with an atlatl dart causes an even greater stir.

Speaking of being pulled over, a word of advice... NEVER attempt to walk in formation and "row" an invisible boat through the Jack in the Box Drive-thru.

hectorberlioz · 05-24-2010, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

LOL You think I was born yesterday? I've been pulled over no less than seven times for walking down the street with weapons of various sorts. Usually my bow will do it, but walking through a poorly-timed crime scene on desert road with an atlatl dart causes an even greater stir.

Speaking of being pulled over, a word of advice... NEVER attempt to walk in formation and "row" an invisible boat through the Jack in the Box Drive-thru.

Bwahahahahaha!!

Please tell you actually did that! That is priceless.

trolls' bane · 05-24-2010, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Bwahahahahaha!!

Please tell you actually did that! That is priceless.

Yes. 'tis true.

katya · 05-25-2010, 12:40 PM

I think I'm going to walk down to 7-eleven and get something for to make a Shirley Temple. I have the grenadine already. I haven't had one of those since I was a little kid. But I keep thinking, "Well, might as well put some vodka in it if you're going to the trouble anyway" lol

Midge · 05-25-2010, 04:45 PM

Is that for all fast-food restaurants or only Jack in the Box? I know McDonald's doesn't like it when you walk through the drive-through for a cup of water. They asked me to come inside when I tried it.

katya · 05-25-2010, 04:50 PM

I went to a drive through ATM recently on my bike. There was some guy who had gone to it on foot in front of me. He looked at me suspiciously and turned his body so that I couldn't watch what he was doing. Oh please...

"Please..." is my latest favorite thing to say. Kinda cheesy. I say it a lot to dogs that bark at me when I walk past their yard.

trolls' bane · 05-25-2010, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Midge

Is that for all fast-food restaurants or only Jack in the Box? I know McDonald's doesn't like it when you walk through the drive-through for a cup of water. They asked me to come inside when I tried it.

I haven't the slightest idea. I only tried it once, and in that particular instance, I never made it to the window. My friends and I were still trying to get our formation together when three squad cars pulled up and surrounded us.

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Originally Posted by katya

I went to a drive through ATM recently on my bike. There was some guy who had gone to it on foot in front of me. He looked at me suspiciously and turned his body so that I couldn't watch what he was doing. Oh please...

"Please..." is my latest favorite thing to say. Kinda cheesy. I say it a lot to dogs that bark at me when I walk past their yard.

LOL That reminds me of something unrelated. In my Barnes & Nobles section, for some reason, right next to the philosophy section on one side of the shelf (it extends to the next aisle) they placed the Gay and Lesbian section, which is 95% erotica and 5% books discussing the issue seriously. So one time, I was on the side of the philosophy section that flows into atheism and then into Christianity. I finished looking on that side, so I rounded the aisle to the side with the LGBT section. There was some older guy (much older) thumbing through one of the books, and when he saw me, he took off, running! Hahaha.

Guess he didn't want me to have a different impression of him or something.

katya · 05-25-2010, 06:50 PM

Haha, I'm surprised he actually ran away. I can understand getting embarrassed, though. I'm embarrassed to be in the self-help section, or the new age section, or the manga section, or the erotica section (I spend most of my time in the manga section though).

trolls' bane · 05-25-2010, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by katya

Haha, I'm surprised he actually ran away. I can understand getting embarrassed, though. I'm embarrassed to be in the self-help section, or the new age section, or the manga section, or the erotica section (I spend most of my time in the manga section though).

LOL Yes. Since then, they've actually halved the size of the LGBT erotica section, and increased both the atheism and Christianity sections, meaning that the philosophy section had to be pushed back onto the LGBT erotica shelves. So, I have to practically sit on the floor to make it clear which shelf I'm looking at. LOLZ

katya · 05-25-2010, 07:22 PM

You should start standing in front of the LGBT erotica and looking at the philosophy, and wait until someone you know comes in and sees you.

trolls' bane · 05-25-2010, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by katya

You should start standing in front of the LGBT erotica and looking at the philosophy, and wait until someone you know comes in and sees you.

And run?

katya · 05-25-2010, 07:32 PM

I was thinking more along the lines of coming out of the closet, but running would be funny too. Apparently the other day someone asked if my boyfriend and I were a couple or brother and sister. I was thinking we should tell people we're brother and sister (or cousins, to be more believable) and then start making out an hour later.

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-25-2010, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by katya

I was thinking more along the lines of coming out of the closet, but running would be funny too. Apparently the other day someone asked if my boyfriend and I were a couple or brother and sister. I was thinking we should tell people we're brother and sister (or cousins, to be more believable) and then start making out an hour later.

If there is any possibility at all that you two could pass for twins (even fraternal), then totally do it.

katya · 05-25-2010, 07:41 PM

Hmm, not so much. Similar hair and complexion and blue eyes, but an age difference of 4 years and different enough faces that I don't think we would make convincing twins.

trolls' bane · 05-25-2010, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by katya

I was thinking more along the lines of coming out of the closet, but running would be funny too. Apparently the other day someone asked if my boyfriend and I were a couple or brother and sister. I was thinking we should tell people we're brother and sister (or cousins, to be more believable) and then start making out an hour later.

I just LOL'd . Haha. That would be epic!
My friend Andrew and I plan all sorts of pranks to play on the public -- by pranks, I don't mean actual physical tricks per-se, but simple actions that are, by their nature, sufficiently unusual to cause an uproar. LOL The difference is, he's not afraid to do most of them. Currently, one of our favorites is to dress a car full of people up as famous Communists, and then pull up at a stop light next to some gangsters blasting rap, blasting "Back in the USSR."

Another one we both like, and plan to actually use (to a more conservative degree than we would like) sometime early next year, is fence each other to first blood at various places around the town, including:
-the Mall, plenty of onlookers
-the date grove at the civic center, enough said
-under the big cross at the top of a nearby mountain, which is perfect because dozens of hikers pass that way every day

The only one we're really worried about is the Mall, so we're probably going to skip that one. But the other two are perfect.

Gwaimir Windgem · 05-25-2010, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by katya

Hmm, not so much. Similar hair and complexion and blue eyes, but an age difference of 4 years and different enough faces that I don't think we would make convincing twins.

Alas! Well, I guess siblings will have to suffice.

Noble Elf Lord · 05-26-2010, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by katya

I was thinking more along the lines of coming out of the closet, but running would be funny too. Apparently the other day someone asked if my boyfriend and I were a couple or brother and sister. I was thinking we should tell people we're brother and sister (or cousins, to be more believable) and then start making out an hour later.

Mwahaha.

As long as it won't cause any damage, you just got to do it.

Yay!! 700th post!!

I'm starting to be an experienced writer here.

Grey_Wolf · 05-26-2010, 11:14 AM

"And we're back on M.O.O.T. 102,2 with the Moots playing this Prince tune esp for Earniel..."

You don't have to be beautiful
To turn me on
I just need your body baby
From dusk till dawn
You don't need experience
To turn me out
You just leave it all up to me
I'll show you what it's all about

CHORUS:
You don't have to be rich
To be my girl
You don't have to be cool
To rule my world
Aint no particular sign
I'm more compatible with
I just want your extra time
And you kiss

You gotta not talk dirty baby
If you wanna impress me (ah ah ah)
You can't be too flirty mama
I know how to undress me
Let me be your fantasy
And maybe (baby) you could be mine
You just leave it all up to me
We can have a good time

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Think I'd better dance now
(La la la)

Women and girls rule my world
I say they rule my world
Act your age mama (not your shoe size)
Not your shoe size
Maybe we could do the twirl
You don't have to watch Dynasty
To have an attitude
You gotta leave it all up to me
My love will be your food

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOf_FJmb3V4

05-25-2010, 04:45 PM	#187
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05-25-2010, 12:40 PM	#186
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	I think I'm going to walk down to 7-eleven and get something for to make a Shirley Temple. I have the grenadine already. I haven't had one of those since I was a little kid. But I keep thinking, "Well, might as well put some vodka in it if you're going to the trouble anyway" lol

05-25-2010, 04:50 PM	#188
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	I went to a drive through ATM recently on my bike. There was some guy who had gone to it on foot in front of me. He looked at me suspiciously and turned his body so that I couldn't watch what he was doing. Oh please... "Please..." is my latest favorite thing to say. Kinda cheesy. I say it a lot to dogs that bark at me when I walk past their yard.

05-25-2010, 06:50 PM	#190
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	Haha, I'm surprised he actually ran away. I can understand getting embarrassed, though. I'm embarrassed to be in the self-help section, or the new age section, or the manga section, or the erotica section (I spend most of my time in the manga section though).

05-25-2010, 07:22 PM	#192
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	You should start standing in front of the LGBT erotica and looking at the philosophy, and wait until someone you know comes in and sees you.

05-25-2010, 07:32 PM	#194
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	I was thinking more along the lines of coming out of the closet, but running would be funny too. Apparently the other day someone asked if my boyfriend and I were a couple or brother and sister. I was thinking we should tell people we're brother and sister (or cousins, to be more believable) and then start making out an hour later.

05-25-2010, 07:41 PM	#196
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	Hmm, not so much. Similar hair and complexion and blue eyes, but an age difference of 4 years and different enough faces that I don't think we would make convincing twins.

05-26-2010, 11:14 AM	#200
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	"And we're back on M.O.O.T. 102,2 with the Moots playing this Prince tune esp for Earniel..." You don't have to be beautiful To turn me on I just need your body baby From dusk till dawn You don't need experience To turn me out You just leave it all up to me I'll show you what it's all about CHORUS: You don't have to be rich To be my girl You don't have to be cool To rule my world Aint no particular sign I'm more compatible with I just want your extra time And you kiss You gotta not talk dirty baby If you wanna impress me (ah ah ah) You can't be too flirty mama I know how to undress me Let me be your fantasy And maybe (baby) you could be mine You just leave it all up to me We can have a good time (REPEAT CHORUS) Think I'd better dance now (La la la) Women and girls rule my world I say they rule my world Act your age mama (not your shoe size) Not your shoe size Maybe we could do the twirl You don't have to watch Dynasty To have an attitude You gotta leave it all up to me My love will be your food http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOf_FJmb3V4