Teacup Café XXXVI - Page 10

hectorberlioz · 02-12-2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Nautipus

You cant stab me! I'm made of TUNGSTEN!! MWUAHAHAHAHA!

Oh. My. Gosh. Miquoting outside the Misquoting thread! Uuummmm

. I'm gonna tell Earniel!

*runs to tattle tale*

Nautipus · 02-12-2009, 10:31 PM

*stuffs hector into a tea kettle*

Ohhh, no you dont. None of that. Now just sit in there until I rub it or something.

hectorberlioz · 02-12-2009, 10:35 PM

*is feeling a bit cramped*

Earniel won't like this, not one bit! >_< Just you wait Henry Higgins, just you wait! *shakes fist*

Nautipus · 02-12-2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

*is feeling a bit cramped*

Earniel won't like this, not one bit! >_< Just you wait Henry Higgins, just you wait! *shakes fist*

Just stay in the kettle and be quiet, Pickering. No need to pint fingers here, you're just as guilty as I am. *looks self-satisfied*

Nautipus · 02-12-2009, 10:54 PM

*shakes kettle* Helloooo. huh. You know, I hate it when I get stuck here all alone. That may sound self centered, but hey, since no one else is here I'm thinking of everybody.

Wait a minute...Since no one's here, I....I can do anything.... YAAAAAAAAH!

*dances on tables, stripdances, fights self, apologises, flames, trolls, baits, and profanity profanity profanity.*

I really should debate posting this, but... ah, maybe it'll make someone smile.

Midge · 02-12-2009, 11:58 PM

*Pops in*

Hey, guys. Link... Don't worry. Pre calculus is easy compared to ACTUAL calculus. I'm taking that now. Word of advice... ... ... ... ... *tries really hard to think of good advice*

... aha! Do the homework and don't fail the tests! That's how you pass! (I've got to start taking my own advice!)

I think I might hang around a bit tonight... but not too long.

hectorberlioz · 02-13-2009, 12:06 AM

Midge,

How can I justifiably put you in my next mystery if you don't hang around long enough?

Nautipus · 02-13-2009, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midge

*Pops in*

Hey, guys. Link... Don't worry. Pre calculus is easy compared to ACTUAL calculus. I'm taking that now. Word of advice... ... ... ... ... *tries really hard to think of good advice*

... aha! Do the homework and don't fail the tests! That's how you pass! (I've got to start taking my own advice!)

I think I might hang around a bit tonight... but not too long.

To me it was always the other way around. I felt that Calc was far easier than pre-cal. I hear that alot. Everyone's different, I suppose.

hectorberlioz · 02-13-2009, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Nautipus

To me it was always the other way around. I felt that KILL was far easier than pre-kill. I hear that alot. Everyone's different, I suppose.

Yeah, and some people need to be in jail...

Nautipus · 02-13-2009, 12:15 AM

Why dont you just stay in the kettle?

hectorberlioz · 02-13-2009, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nautipus

Why dont you just stay in the kettle?

I don't think you realize the true power of The Dark Side

. Let out your true feelings, Nautipus. Release your ahn-ger and your Hate!

Midge · 02-13-2009, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Midge,

How can I justifiably put you in my next mystery if you don't hang around long enough?

I don't know... I'm just that awesome? I have GREAT character and if I am not around, you can pretty much take a LOT of poetic license... to a certain extent.. I don't want you to play me off as a prostitute or something.

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Yeah, and some people need to be in jail...

You're doing it again, btw. Wrong thread.

hectorberlioz · 02-13-2009, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midge

I don't know... I'm just that awesome? I have GREAT character and if I am not around, you can pretty much take a LOT of poetic license... to a certain extent.. I don't want you to play me off as a prostitute or something.

Would I do something that drastic?

. I'd be content to turn you into an Evil Sith Lord who collects Beanie Babies from the 1990s.

Nautipus · 02-13-2009, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

I...I really could use a time out.

Yah. I'll, uh, have to agree.

Midge · 02-13-2009, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Would I do something that drastic?

. I'd be content to turn you into an Evil Sith Lord who collects Beanie Babies from the 1990s.

Well, THAT I wouldn't mind...

And Naughty, I don't remember Hector saying anything LIKE that.. Oh, wait...

*realization dawns*

You're basically merging the Misquoting thread and the Teacup, aren't you?

hectorberlioz · 02-13-2009, 12:35 AM

The misquoting thread was BORN in the Teacup

Midge · 02-13-2009, 12:36 AM

conceived in its fullness by YOU, I know.

hectorberlioz · 02-13-2009, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Midge

conceived in its fullness by YOU, I know.

Well, I don't want to take all the blame

. Durinsbanee2244, Nautipus, and even Tessar helped me out

.

hectorberlioz · 02-13-2009, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Nautipus

Yah. I'll, uh, have to agree.

How would you like a "time out" eh?

*sticks Nauti in a car trunk and slams it*

Now all I have to do is drive to a large cliff, put the car in neutral and give it a little push

. Muahahhaahahahaah!

Midge · 02-13-2009, 12:44 AM

... Where are the Teacup police? There are real and scary CRIMES being plotted here!

Shoving people in teakettles like they're overweight genies... shoving people in car trunks and then shoving the cars off cliffs.. it's all very violent.

I need to go write a program for my class.

02-12-2009, 10:31 PM	#182
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	stuffs hector into a tea kettle Ohhh, no you dont. None of that. Now just sit in there until I rub it or something. __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

02-12-2009, 10:35 PM	#183
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	is feeling a bit cramped Earniel won't like this, not one bit! >_< Just you wait Henry Higgins, just you wait! shakes fist __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

02-12-2009, 10:54 PM	#185
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	shakes kettle Helloooo. huh. You know, I hate it when I get stuck here all alone. That may sound self centered, but hey, since no one else is here I'm thinking of everybody. Wait a minute...Since no one's here, I....I can do anything.... YAAAAAAAAH! dances on tables, stripdances, fights self, apologises, flames, trolls, baits, and profanity profanity profanity. I really should debate posting this, but... ah, maybe it'll make someone smile. __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

02-12-2009, 11:58 PM	#186
Midge Faithful Gardener Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I walk here and there, they say... Posts: 3,603	Pops in Hey, guys. Link... Don't worry. Pre calculus is easy compared to ACTUAL calculus. I'm taking that now. Word of advice... ... ... ... ... tries really hard to think of good advice ... aha! Do the homework and don't fail the tests! That's how you pass! (I've got to start taking my own advice!) I think I might hang around a bit tonight... but not too long. __________________ In God I trust, I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? Psalm 56:11 "Starbuck, what do you hear?" "Nothin' but the rain, sir!" "Then grab your gun and bring in the cat." Make sure to check out the C.S. Lewis forum. Game threads, movie and book discussions and more!

02-13-2009, 12:06 AM	#187
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Midge, How can I justifiably put you in my next mystery if you don't hang around long enough? __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

02-13-2009, 12:15 AM	#190
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	Why dont you just stay in the kettle? __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

02-13-2009, 12:35 AM	#196
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	The misquoting thread was BORN in the Teacup __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

02-13-2009, 12:36 AM	#197
Midge Faithful Gardener Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I walk here and there, they say... Posts: 3,603	conceived in its fullness by YOU, I know. __________________ In God I trust, I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? Psalm 56:11 "Starbuck, what do you hear?" "Nothin' but the rain, sir!" "Then grab your gun and bring in the cat." Make sure to check out the C.S. Lewis forum. Game threads, movie and book discussions and more!

02-13-2009, 12:44 AM	#200
Midge Faithful Gardener Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I walk here and there, they say... Posts: 3,603	... Where are the Teacup police? There are real and scary CRIMES being plotted here! Shoving people in teakettles like they're overweight genies... shoving people in car trunks and then shoving the cars off cliffs.. it's all very violent. I need to go write a program for my class. __________________ In God I trust, I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? Psalm 56:11 "Starbuck, what do you hear?" "Nothin' but the rain, sir!" "Then grab your gun and bring in the cat." Make sure to check out the C.S. Lewis forum. Game threads, movie and book discussions and more!

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