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Here's some new ones:
~"Silence of the Lembas" A story about Federal Agent Smeagol's attempt to flee the elvses ~Spidergollum ~The Green Smial
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 05-07-2002 at 03:08 AM. |
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05-07-2002, 03:07 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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Oops, double post. Sorry. (could not delete)
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 05-07-2002 at 03:11 AM. |
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05-07-2002, 03:09 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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Don't remember if this has been done, or what, but. . .
All Quiet on the Eastern Front
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Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK! |
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05-07-2002, 08:50 PM
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(I'm looking at your sig, EG, and going, "oh...right!")
Stairway to Arda or Stairway to Mordor (I like the first one better, it sounds sweeter) -tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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05-08-2002, 01:32 AM
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Elf Lord
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A Tale of Two Towers
Lidless Eye of the Beholder
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"For the less even as for the greater there is some deed that he may accomplish but once only; and in that deed his heart shall rest." - Fëanor |
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05-11-2002, 10:33 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Ithilien
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I think the LotR is a very good name, but maybe I'd call it something like TSotR, The Saga of the Ring.
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This is the Window of the Sunset, Henneth Annun, fairest of all the falls of Ithilien, land of many fountains."-Faramir, Chapter IV, The Two Towers ========================== FRODO LIVES!!! ========================== YODA IS DA MAN!!! ========================== I Love Jesus! |
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05-11-2002, 11:45 PM
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Hoplite Nomad
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in sweden it IS called the saga of the ring
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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06-15-2002, 08:44 PM
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Padawan
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Just got handed a bunch of new ones from my good friend Secret Agent 002, Element Tutonium 451:
(sorry if any of these have already been posted) There's Something About Merry The Frivolous Adventures of the Nine Naughty Nazgul Fast Times at Uruk-Hai Orky's O Bombadil! Where Art Thou? Legolas and the Eyebrows of Doom Truly, Madly, Gimli The Took, the Elf, His Daughter, and Her Lover Samwise Gamgee: International Hobbit of Mystery 
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There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!! |
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07-28-2002, 07:20 PM
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Elf Lord
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This is a joke, I really would not name the tital this!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... how about:
Samwise Loves Jennifer will that work??? I know that he married Rose, but if I had written LOTR thene he would have married me insted!!!
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07-28-2002, 07:52 PM
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Padawan
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Wow, this thread really died! Yeah, that title could work. As long as it's funny! (that was funny, I almost spelled "work" as "ork"!) More titles please!
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There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!! |
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07-30-2002, 05:25 PM
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Elven Warrior
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"Truely, Madly, Gimly"
Just too too too funny!
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07-30-2002, 09:59 PM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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Cirdan's Starlight Express
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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07-31-2002, 02:27 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Would you like a philosophical answer?
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Hard Hobbit to Break
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Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? *This* is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT? Our early attempts for a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call...Preparation H. |
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07-31-2002, 03:29 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Unmake-able
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"For the less even as for the greater there is some deed that he may accomplish but once only; and in that deed his heart shall rest." - Fëanor Last edited by Mirahzi : 07-31-2002 at 03:30 PM. |
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08-01-2002, 01:39 AM
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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08-01-2002, 09:42 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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The Wizard, The Elves, and The Balrog
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 08-01-2002 at 09:44 AM. |
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08-01-2002, 01:33 PM
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Elf Lord
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ummm,
that book with the anoying Balrog question!
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08-01-2002, 01:58 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Or, "Do Balrogs Have Wings?" *grin*
"My Date With The Balrog In The Second Age And What Transpired After" by Gandalf the Grey -tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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08-01-2002, 02:59 PM
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Elf Lord
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haha, i don't know if this was said yet, but since everyone allways writes it, how about
Frodo Lives! 
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08-01-2002, 03:24 PM
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Padawan
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"The Book In Which Everyone Thinks Frodo Dies But Actually, He Lives!"
"The Mission to Throw that Tacky Gold Ring Into Some Mountain With Some Little Man", by Legolas Greenleaf "Sam Will Kill Him If He Tries Anything"
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There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!! |
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