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Elf Lord
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Mirthful Maiden
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you forgot to ask a question Radagast
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Elf Lord
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Right.
What's the best way to annoy a wizard? |
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Elven Warrior
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Give him a wet willy...
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Elf Lord
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They need it for skiing (???), and they don't have any good hairdressers's shop.
How many children do an average balrog have? |
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Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Millions because they can't work out how to use a condom
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2002
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they dont the ent wives ran away with hobbits
why did bilbo like elves?
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#189 |
Lady of Legends
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He had a fetish for pointy ears
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#190 |
Sapling
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well, long story short: he bought it last year on sales (yeah, he is a cheap old wisard!), and found out it's quite handy(evil people tend to get scared and run away, therefore he can't be bothered with making them dissaperar or sth...)
who's the toughest hobbit around? (lemme gettim'!) |
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Entmoot Attorney-General,
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Fatty Bolger. When the Dark Riders came to Crickhollow, Fatty put up a great fight and smashed them!
How could the Elves in Rivendell and Lothlórien stand the smell of the Hobbits' big feet?
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Banned
Join Date: Feb 2003
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clothes pins on their noses.
What was the name of the leader of the Nazgul? |
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Cyber Elf Lord
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What was the name of the Nazgul leader's horse?
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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Lurker
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Bob.
Who's horse carried Frodo across the Ford?
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Elven Warrior
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mr ed
where do the elves depart to once they leave the havens to sail west
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Elf Lord
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In Rhun.
How many ents exist today? |
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Sincerely, Anthony 'Many are my names in many countries,' he said. 'Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Drarves; Olórin I was in my youth in the West that is forgotten, in the South Incánus, in the North Gandalf; to the East I go not.' Faramir What nobler employment, or more valuable to the state, than that of the man who instructs the rising generation? Cicero (106BC-43BC) |
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The Lovely Hobbit-Lass
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Well, Pippin's fifth great-aunt - thrice removed on his father's side- had this seventh cousin on her mother's fourth husband's side, who was married to Shaggy's great-great-uncle's God-father's aunt.
What does Frodo say when Gandalf falls off Khaza-Dum?
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Lady of Legends
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NOOOO!!!! HE HAD MY PIPEWEED WITH HIM!!!!!!
What did Gandalf say when he fell of Khazad Dum?
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Elf Lord
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DON'T WORRY!!! I MANAGED TO THROW IT BEFORE THE BALROG CAUGHT ME!!!
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