Q&A for LOTR but I only want the wrong Answers - Page 10

Linaewen · 06-21-2003, 05:58 AM

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Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
Why do you argue with facts? If hobbits don't have digestive system they don't have digestive system. Understood? Good.

Oh, yeah? Where's your proof? The scientist in me doesn't understand how it's possible for large organisms such as hobbits can live without a digestive system. So there!

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You forgot to ask a question, Lin.

So I did. Sorry. Are there nightclubs in Arda? What are they called? Who goes to them?

Radagast The Brown · 06-21-2003, 06:08 AM

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Originally posted by Linaewen
Oh, yeah? Where's your proof? The scientist in me doesn't understand how it's possible for large organisms such as hobbits can live without a digestive system. So there!

I once analyzed a hobbit (he had this strange name Frodo) and he didn't have any digestive system. I discovered that hobbits don't digest their food. They don't need it. They just throw it up later. They do that becuase they don't want the men and elves be scared of them. (just invented that. Did you know hobbits have 9 fingers?)

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So I did. Sorry. Are there nightclubs in Arda? What are they called? Who goes to them?

There are few nightclubs in Arda. They are called nightclubs. The elves are, mainly, the only ones that goes to the nightblubs.

Elvengirl · 06-21-2003, 09:15 AM

you forgot to ask a question Radagast

Radagast The Brown · 06-21-2003, 11:53 AM

Right.

What's the best way to annoy a wizard?

Salquënòrëwen · 06-21-2003, 11:59 AM

Give him a wet willy...

Why do all of the elves have long hair?

Radagast The Brown · 06-21-2003, 12:13 PM

They need it for skiing (???), and they don't have any good hairdressers's shop.

How many children do an average balrog have?

Blackboar · 06-22-2003, 02:42 AM

Millions because they can't work out how to use a condom

How do ents reproduce?

Ararax · 06-22-2003, 11:03 PM

they dont the ent wives ran away with hobbits
why did bilbo like elves?

Dreran the Green · 06-23-2003, 12:07 PM

He had a fetish for pointy ears

What is up with Gandalf's pointy hat, anyway?

Carmen · 06-23-2003, 06:23 PM

well, long story short: he bought it last year on sales (yeah, he is a cheap old wisard!), and found out it's quite handy(evil people tend to get scared and run away, therefore he can't be bothered with making them dissaperar or sth...)

who's the toughest hobbit around? (lemme gettim'!)

***Jonathan*** · 06-23-2003, 06:27 PM

Fatty Bolger. When the Dark Riders came to Crickhollow, Fatty put up a great fight and smashed them!

How could the Elves in Rivendell and Lothlórien stand the smell of the Hobbits' big feet?

Ruinel · 06-23-2003, 08:54 PM

clothes pins on their noses.

What was the name of the leader of the Nazgul?

mithrand1r · 06-24-2003, 10:38 AM

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Originally posted by Ruinel
What was the name of the leader of the Nazgul?

Captain Chaos.

What was the name of the Nazgul leader's horse?

Elf Girl · 06-24-2003, 11:42 AM

Bob.

Who's horse carried Frodo across the Ford?

Ararax · 06-24-2003, 11:55 AM

mr ed

where do the elves depart to once they leave the havens to sail west

Radagast The Brown · 06-24-2003, 03:26 PM

In Rhun.

How many ents exist today?

mithrand1r · 06-24-2003, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by Radagast The Brown
How many ents exist today?

1 Confirmed sighting with hundreds of unsubstantiated sightings.

Are Pippen and Shaggy (from Scooby-Doo fame) related?

Listen to both and decide for yourself.

Rosie Gamgee · 06-24-2003, 07:26 PM

Well, Pippin's fifth great-aunt - thrice removed on his father's side- had this seventh cousin on her mother's fourth husband's side, who was married to Shaggy's great-great-uncle's God-father's aunt.

What does Frodo say when Gandalf falls off Khaza-Dum?

Dreran the Green · 06-24-2003, 07:55 PM

NOOOO!!!! HE HAD MY PIPEWEED WITH HIM!!!!!!

What did Gandalf say when he fell of Khazad Dum?

Radagast The Brown · 06-25-2003, 04:16 PM

DON'T WORRY!!! I MANAGED TO THROW IT BEFORE THE BALROG CAUGHT ME!!!

Did Gandalf died when he arrived to the ground in the bottom of Moria?

06-21-2003, 09:15 AM	#183
Elvengirl Mirthful Maiden Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Rivendell Posts: 1,252	you forgot to ask a question Radagast __________________ The Elves represent, as it were, the artistic, aesthetic, and purely scientific aspects of the Humane nature raised to a higher level than is actually seen in Men.~ J.R.R. Tolkien Wanna play? www.thievesguild.com

06-21-2003, 11:53 AM	#184
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06-21-2003, 11:59 AM	#185
Salquënòrëwen Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 290	Give him a wet willy... Why do all of the elves have long hair? __________________ Hahaha...ah, no.

06-21-2003, 12:13 PM	#186
Radagast The Brown Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Israel Posts: 6,975	They need it for skiing (???), and they don't have any good hairdressers's shop. How many children do an average balrog have? __________________ Lalala... poof! AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

06-22-2003, 11:03 PM	#188
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	they dont the ent wives ran away with hobbits why did bilbo like elves? __________________ Woah Deep

06-22-2003, 02:42 AM	#187
Blackboar Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Under the hill at Bag-end, Hobbiton the Shire Or Rivendell,I can't remember!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 1,086	Millions because they can't work out how to use a condom How do ents reproduce?

06-23-2003, 12:07 PM	#189
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	He had a fetish for pointy ears What is up with Gandalf's pointy hat, anyway? __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

06-23-2003, 06:23 PM	#190
Carmen Sapling Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: far away Posts: 12	well, long story short: he bought it last year on sales (yeah, he is a cheap old wisard!), and found out it's quite handy(evil people tend to get scared and run away, therefore he can't be bothered with making them dissaperar or sth...) who's the toughest hobbit around? (lemme gettim'!)

06-23-2003, 06:27 PM	#191
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	Fatty Bolger. When the Dark Riders came to Crickhollow, Fatty put up a great fight and smashed them! How could the Elves in Rivendell and Lothlórien stand the smell of the Hobbits' big feet? __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

06-23-2003, 08:54 PM	#192
Ruinel Banned Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: I have no idea. Posts: 5,441	clothes pins on their noses. What was the name of the leader of the Nazgul?

06-24-2003, 11:42 AM	#194
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Bob. Who's horse carried Frodo across the Ford? __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

06-24-2003, 11:55 AM	#195
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	mr ed where do the elves depart to once they leave the havens to sail west __________________ Woah Deep

06-24-2003, 03:26 PM	#196
Radagast The Brown Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Israel Posts: 6,975	In Rhun. How many ents exist today? __________________ Lalala... poof! AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

06-24-2003, 07:26 PM	#198
Rosie Gamgee The Lovely Hobbit-Lass Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Bounded in a nut-shell Posts: 1,593	Well, Pippin's fifth great-aunt - thrice removed on his father's side- had this seventh cousin on her mother's fourth husband's side, who was married to Shaggy's great-great-uncle's God-father's aunt. What does Frodo say when Gandalf falls off Khaza-Dum? __________________ It's New Years Day, just like the day before; Same old skies of grey, same empty bottles on the floor. Another year's gone by, and I was thinking once again, How can I take this losing hand and somehow win? Just give me One Good Year To get my feet back on the ground. I've been chasing grace; Grace ain't so easily found One bad hand can devil a man, chase him and carry him down. I've got to get out of here, just give me One Good Year!

06-24-2003, 07:55 PM	#199
Dreran the Green Lady of Legends Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Missing. Reward if found. Posts: 1,083	NOOOO!!!! HE HAD MY PIPEWEED WITH HIM!!!!!! What did Gandalf say when he fell of Khazad Dum? __________________ The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens

06-25-2003, 04:16 PM	#200
Radagast The Brown Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Israel Posts: 6,975	DON'T WORRY!!! I MANAGED TO THROW IT BEFORE THE BALROG CAUGHT ME!!! Did Gandalf died when he arrived to the ground in the bottom of Moria? __________________ Lalala... poof! AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

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