02-01-2003, 02:33 PM | #181 | |
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wow some of you guys are great at making up songs!i'd make one up, but i have no talent when it comes to making up good songs.lol
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02-01-2003, 04:49 PM | #182 |
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nice songs. I like them.
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02-01-2003, 08:52 PM | #183 |
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My first one in months
Here's one I did for the Philippine Tolkien Society. Lotsa Mayer fans there. heheh
The Ring’s World (Originally NO SUCH THING by John Mayer) By Arathorn "Welcome to the Ring’s world", it said to me Condescendingly They’re not dead Nor alive Creatures flee from unseen fright Well I never dreamed to be with the Elf Kings Nor Lothlorien’s Queen I'd like to think the best of me Smoking pipe rings Down at Bree They love to tell you Stay outside the mines Will it be better On the other side? I wanna flee Moria’s halls, I am no fool I had to scream as the Grey wizard hung I just found out we’re on our own in the real world With a Ring we've got to rise above So the good Saruman left the so-called right track Sharky’s White Hand’s Making Uruks Even tougher They cut all the trees now the ents rise in anger And all of these tall ents They're getting older I wonder if they found entwives last winter While in their memories Tiny ents and trees They love to tell you There is no worse crime With orcs they’re bitter Rage they cannot hide I wanna run from the vales of the Morgul I wanna scream at the Top of my lungs I just found out there's this great stink in the real world Just old Gollum sneaking from above I am invisible The precious feels alive I wanna heal from the blade of the Morgul I wanna scream at the Top of my lungs I just found out there's some relief from the real world Tol Eressea calling elves with love I just can't wait ‘til the One Ring is long gone I'm gonna jut down the One Ring’s Lore And when I read all these stories before you You will know what all this time was for
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02-02-2003, 05:57 PM | #184 |
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well that was really interesting
strange,but interesting
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02-03-2003, 09:19 AM | #185 |
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This is my apology song to Arathorn, one of the many people i seem to have annoyed. Fortuanetly this is one fault that i know how to correct, unlike others. I have an apology to make about my apology song, in that it is not deep & meaningful, simply a bit of fun. Here it goes:-
Queen- Bicycle Race/ Goblin Race Uruk Hai, Uruk Hai, Uruk Hai I want to kill some Uruk Hai, Uruk Hai, Uruk Hai I want to kill some Uruk Hai I want to kill some orcs I want to kill some Uruk hai i want to kill them where i like Say caves, i say trees say run i say fight say dark, i say hey man bree was never my scene & i dont like sauron say noise i say voice say king, give me a choice say law, say heist dont believe in giving in evenstar and mortal man all i wanna do is Uruk Hai, Uruk Hai, Uruk Hai I want to kill some Uruk Hai, Uruk Hai, Uruk Hai I want to kill some Uruk Hai I want to kill some orcs I want to kill some Uruk hai I want to fight the goblin races are coming our way so dont forget all your duties your the heir fat bottomed elves will be riding today so look out for those beauties everywhere Riddermarks get set go Uruk Hai, Uruk Hai, Uruk Hai I want to kill some Uruk Hai, Uruk Hai, Uruk Hai I want to kill some Uruk Hai I want to kill some orcs I want to kill some Uruk hai i want to kill them where i like say trees say caves say hurt i say pain Damn Warg! i say cool it man i dont wanna be the dunadan of rivendell Say hobbits, i say cheese go away i say please Kingdom tax, i say grima i dont wanna be a candidate cos corsairs gonna make me late All i wanna do is Uruk Hai, Uruk Hai, Uruk Hai I want to kill some Uruk Hai, Uruk Hai, Uruk Hai I want to kill some Uruk Hai I want to kill some orcs I want to kill some Uruk hai i want to kill them where i like.
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03-04-2003, 02:03 AM | #186 | |
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Re: My first one in months
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03-04-2003, 05:52 PM | #187 |
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nicely done arathorn i personally wanted to start playing on my penny wistle!
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03-07-2003, 05:38 PM | #188 |
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I loved your song StrawberryIcecream! Really I did...I thought it was funny espeacially about the Dead Marshes making Frodo want to pee! *wants to write her own and is going to do so*
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03-28-2003, 01:06 PM | #189 |
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Remember this?
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05-05-2003, 10:55 AM | #191 |
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This thread hasn't been posted in for so long, since Srawberry IceCream left and Aratorn stopped posting. But it's here nontheless. Enjoy!
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05-05-2003, 01:25 PM | #192 |
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Hey, hey, I'm still here.
I'm working on a song, too....I'm mangling "Paperback Writer" (by the Beatles) into "King of Gondor" for Aragorn. Dedicated to Arathorn. (Well, I'm trying at any rate) It should be up by the end of the week if not before! tano
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05-05-2003, 02:53 PM | #193 |
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Tano? what are you doing here? weird. I thought you left the 'moot.
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05-06-2003, 01:18 AM | #194 |
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Why'd you think that?
I've been here....
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05-06-2003, 01:29 AM | #195 |
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Sorry, I haven't been posting lately. I've found a new home with a filipino tolkien group where we regularly attend live moots. I still go through entmoot here but I just don't post.
Anyway, here's the latest song I mangled for them and a friend: The Ash Nazg (Originally ALL THAT JAZZ from the musical CHICAGO, Music by John Kander and Lyrics by Fred Ebb ) Filked/mangled by Arathorn/Hector Sauron: C'mon wraiths Why don't we search the town? For the Ash Nazg I'm gonna rule the Kings And all their rings of pow’r With the Ash Nazg Start the war I forged a devious plot Where the land is dark And the mountain’s hot Let the Fellowship fall Before they reach my walls With the Ash Nazg Elves beware You know that you will lose To the Ash Nazg I forged a mighty ring That’s gonna blow the truce It’s the Ash Nazg Denethor Is now unwittingly bugged I got a Palantir Down from the Morgul thugs In case they break apart For want of people’s hearts Let’s get that- Sauron and Wraiths: Nazg. Witch-King: Frodo Sauron: And the Ash Nazg Gollum: Preciouussssss! Boromir: THE GIFT! Sauron: It’s the Ash Nazg All the Nazgul: (soft and diabolic) Ha! ha! ha! Sauron: Let the Fellowship fall Before they reach my walls With the Ash- Wraiths: Nazg (dialog) Sauron: Find them fast Or we will surely lose All: Where’s the Ash Nazg? Sauron: Right up here Is where I set wraiths loose All: On the Ash Nazg Sauron: Come on, Wraiths We're gonna cloud the sky I betcha Saruman’s birds Never flew so high 'cause in the stratosphere How could he inspire fear Of the Ash Nazg? The Nazgul: Oh, you're gonna see that Grima’s Boss is a snake Sauron: Where’s my Ash Nazg? The Nazgul: Oh, he's gonna slither till his power breaks Sauron: Find my Ash Nazg! The Nazgul: Take Galadriel’s green girdle Oh, her Nenya’s bloody curdle If she'd hear Her people’s fear Of the Ash Nazg! Sauron: C'mon wraiths Why don't we search the town? For the Ash Nazg I'm gonna catch those fleas Who want to take me down With the Ash Nazg! Start the war I forged a devious plot Where the land is dark And the mountain’s hot Let the Fellowship fall Before they reach my walls With the Ash Nazg Nazgul: Oh, you're gonna see that Grima’s Boss is a snake He seeks Ash Nazg Oh, he's gonna slither till his power breaks Find the Ash Nazg! Take Galadriel’s green girdle Oh, her Nenya’s bloody curdle If she'd hear Her people’s fear Of the Ash Nazg! Sauron: Now let’s spread more strife Yes! That will end all life With the Ash Nazg! The Nazgul: Ash Nazg!
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05-06-2003, 04:18 AM | #196 |
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Wow that was great!
I actually looked at your new site, but being english, felt i didn't belong. its good to here from you occasionally, know your still alive etc. i feel that my songs are rubbish so have stopped mangling.
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05-06-2003, 04:36 AM | #197 |
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THE BOOT! The yellow jumping boot is back! Glad to see you again Arathorn. It's been a while. Live moots eh? So that's what you've been up to. Well I suppose we can't compete with that. But it's good to know you still come around here once in a while.
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05-06-2003, 11:26 AM | #198 |
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All Hail The Bard of the Boot! (Throws jazzy ring shaped confetti)
I admit that live moots can't really compete...but don't forget us entirely. My song should be up by friday....*crosses fingers* tano bat
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05-07-2003, 06:17 PM | #199 |
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Yay! You're back, Arathorn!
And I'm working on a sort of musical Silmarillion - I'll post some when I've got it ready. Lanelf.
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