Teacup Cafe Part XII - Page 10

jammi567 · 07-19-2006, 05:46 PM

what PM's. i haven't recieved any to do with any rpg.

Butterbeer · 07-19-2006, 05:49 PM

er ...sorry thought i had sent ye one ... keeps gettin full ...

me9996 · 07-19-2006, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Entwife_Oak

"Does this cafe serve Entdraught?" The Huorn looks around curiously seeing only mochas, Teas,coffees and assorted alcholic beverages.

There was some in the first one, maybe it's in the storeroom?

Huorn · 07-19-2006, 06:04 PM

The Huorn slips behind the bar and starts looking through the assorted bottles. She finds a pretty clear one with an etching of Treebeard on it. She takes a corkscrew and pops the cork. She pours some in a glass mug. Then she riles through some drawers and pulls out some fake Elf ears and sticks them on her ear branches. "Now I will have to find a quiver of arrows to complete the effect".

Spock · 07-19-2006, 06:07 PM

Hey, Huron, do you realize that stuff is 180 proof!

hectorberlioz · 07-19-2006, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Entwife_Oak

The Huorn slips behind the bar and starts looking through the assorted bottles. She finds a pretty clear one with an etching of Treebeard on it. She takes a corkscrew and pops the cork. She pours some in a glass mug. Then she riles through some drawers and pulls out some fake Elf ears and sticks them on her ear branches. "Now I will have to find a quiver of arrows to complete the effect".

Has anyone ever told you have the most beautiful...Avatar?

(you thought I was going to pull a Hugh Grant, didn't you?)

Huorn · 07-19-2006, 06:17 PM

Too late, the Huorn had already bottomed up the glass and was filling it again. Then she started to wobble on her roots. "Burp! Ah thbought if w-was enthraught"

(Thank you Hector. You can thank the big C for helping me assemble it.

jammi567 · 07-19-2006, 06:25 PM

do you want me to get you a bucket, in case you're sick.

Butterbeer · 07-19-2006, 06:30 PM

a classy lady like the legendary entwife is never sick jammi!

(not in public anyway ....

)

jammi567 · 07-19-2006, 06:31 PM

Oh, please, she's already pissed out of her mind from one glass.

Butterbeer · 07-19-2006, 06:43 PM

i'd like to see you drink one of 'em Entish size glasses or pure glowing sap juice and not keel anchor on surreal , nay sunlime beaches my man!

...funny ol' middle earth innit?

Huorn · 07-19-2006, 06:44 PM

The Oak takes another swig. She settles on her marble stool again. " A hunred an eighty poof?" Her plastic elf ears that she has tied to her ear branches are now all askew. She lays her round crown of shiny leaves on the marble table and starts to snore.

Butterbeer · 07-19-2006, 06:46 PM

middle earth news just in .... a mass exodus of squirrels has been reported ...apparently moving very fast in a westerly direction ...

there has been no official statement from the Fangorn Foresty all-male friendship league ....

...rumours of randy male ents stampeding towards the snores are, as yet, unconfirmed ...

me9996 · 07-19-2006, 07:08 PM

This is getting crazy... Not that I'm complaining

Spock · 07-19-2006, 08:46 PM

....now that the squirrels have left

, a cup of decaf tea and an Oreo cookie or two is in order.

durinsbane2244 · 07-19-2006, 09:27 PM

aw...little squirrels are gone...which means that there must be a crisis....this looks like a job for...LITTLE-FURRY-CRITTERS-OF-THE-FOREST'S-PROTECTOR MAN!!!!

*runs out*

*runs in*
well, i told him...

me9996 · 07-19-2006, 11:05 PM

There were squirels here? I miss all the fun

...

My birthday is in two days, yay!

Huorn · 07-19-2006, 11:11 PM

The Huorn just stirs a little in her sleep, turning her leafy canopy to lay it on its other side. The snoring continues.

durinsbane2244 · 07-19-2006, 11:27 PM

haha! someone just got blown off by the huorn! maybe not, but it could be intrepreted that way! haha anyway!

Spock · 07-20-2006, 03:46 AM

Well it seems this is the best time of the day to come in for some peace and quiet.

Just some cool water from the frig and put my feet up for a bit.

07-19-2006, 05:46 PM	#181
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	what PM's. i haven't recieved any to do with any rpg. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

07-19-2006, 06:04 PM	#184
Huorn Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Fangorn's Treeherd Posts: 393	The Huorn slips behind the bar and starts looking through the assorted bottles. She finds a pretty clear one with an etching of Treebeard on it. She takes a corkscrew and pops the cork. She pours some in a glass mug. Then she riles through some drawers and pulls out some fake Elf ears and sticks them on her ear branches. "Now I will have to find a quiver of arrows to complete the effect". __________________ Silver Valley Oak As for me and my house we will serve the LORD Just call me Oakie

07-19-2006, 06:17 PM	#187
Huorn Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Fangorn's Treeherd Posts: 393	Too late, the Huorn had already bottomed up the glass and was filling it again. Then she started to wobble on her roots. "Burp! Ah thbought if w-was enthraught" (Thank you Hector. You can thank the big C for helping me assemble it. __________________ Silver Valley Oak As for me and my house we will serve the LORD Just call me Oakie Last edited by Huorn : 07-19-2006 at 06:22 PM.

07-19-2006, 06:25 PM	#188
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	do you want me to get you a bucket, in case you're sick. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

07-19-2006, 06:31 PM	#190
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	Oh, please, she's already pissed out of her mind from one glass. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

07-19-2006, 05:49 PM	#182
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	er ...sorry thought i had sent ye one ... keeps gettin full ...

07-19-2006, 06:07 PM	#185
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	Hey, Huron, do you realize that stuff is 180 proof!

07-19-2006, 06:30 PM	#189
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	a classy lady like the legendary entwife is never sick jammi! (not in public anyway .... )

07-19-2006, 06:43 PM	#191
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	i'd like to see you drink one of 'em Entish size glasses or pure glowing sap juice and not keel anchor on surreal , nay sunlime beaches my man! ...funny ol' middle earth innit?

07-19-2006, 06:44 PM	#192
Huorn Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Fangorn's Treeherd Posts: 393	The Oak takes another swig. She settles on her marble stool again. " A hunred an eighty poof?" Her plastic elf ears that she has tied to her ear branches are now all askew. She lays her round crown of shiny leaves on the marble table and starts to snore. __________________ Silver Valley Oak As for me and my house we will serve the LORD Just call me Oakie

07-19-2006, 06:46 PM	#193
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	middle earth news just in .... a mass exodus of squirrels has been reported ...apparently moving very fast in a westerly direction ... there has been no official statement from the Fangorn Foresty all-male friendship league .... ...rumours of randy male ents stampeding towards the snores are, as yet, unconfirmed ... Last edited by Butterbeer : 07-19-2006 at 06:48 PM.

07-19-2006, 08:46 PM	#195
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	....now that the squirrels have left , a cup of decaf tea and an Oreo cookie or two is in order.

07-19-2006, 09:27 PM	#196
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	aw...little squirrels are gone...which means that there must be a crisis....this looks like a job for...LITTLE-FURRY-CRITTERS-OF-THE-FOREST'S-PROTECTOR MAN!!!! runs out runs in well, i told him... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

07-19-2006, 11:11 PM	#198
Huorn Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Fangorn's Treeherd Posts: 393	The Huorn just stirs a little in her sleep, turning her leafy canopy to lay it on its other side. The snoring continues. __________________ Silver Valley Oak As for me and my house we will serve the LORD Just call me Oakie

07-19-2006, 11:27 PM	#199
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	haha! someone just got blown off by the huorn! maybe not, but it could be intrepreted that way! haha anyway! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

07-20-2006, 03:46 AM	#200
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	Well it seems this is the best time of the day to come in for some peace and quiet. Just some cool water from the frig and put my feet up for a bit.

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