20 Things To Do When You See The Movie

[me9996]

Originally Posted by durinsbane2244

swear at the annoying kid behind you...in elvish!

It just rolls of the toung, doesn't it?

A few things to do when you see the movie:

1:Make loud coments about your favorite soda durring the quiet parts.

2:Quote that wierdo from the Matrix (The morvingagen i think) whenever elrond speeks elvish.

3:Come in a suit and sunglasses and call Frodo "Mr. Baggens"

[durinsbane2244]

amen to that bro!

[Thain Peregrin Took I]

During the movie, you give a lecture about how rude it is to talk on your cell phone during a movie. Then you call someone on your cell, and have a very loud conversation. Once someone at the theater tells you to shut up, you say to the person you're talking to on your phone "Hold on. I'll call you back later. There's this guy that's sitting behind be that won't stop talking. He's ruining the entire movie!" Or if you don't get reception inside the theater, you pretend to be talking to someone on your cell.

[Elanor's Angel]

me996: I LOVE #3!!!!

1.)Come in robes and tell anyone who will listen (and won't for that matter) that you are with S.P.E.W.
2.)Whenever you see an elf do anything, scream "THEY HAVE RIGHTS TOO!"
3.)Constantly mutter about how "They don't even have health benifits!!"
4.)Try to get people to chant "Free Legolas! Free Legolas!"
5.)Throw badly knitted socks and hats at the screen.
6.) Pass around S.P.E.W. badges.

[gwilwileth]

Originally Posted by Insidious Rex

All I have to say is

3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your
seat.

I wish the movie was still in theaters. I would have got a group of fans together and dressed up to do this one.

[me9996]

A few more....

1: Stand on your head and sing random songs (this has nothing to do with LOTR, but still...)

2: Scream every time you see Frodo, and when your asked why say that hobbits are evil!

3: Make faces at the screen every time they show Gandalf.

4: Say all the caricters lines right before they say them. (Only works if you've seen it before)

5: Eat popcorn! Eat more popcorn! Eat even more popcorn! (And when asked why atribute it to sublimanal messageing)

6: Laugh every time they show arwen.

7: Go "Bwang bwang" every time they show Gollum.

8: Blow bubbles in your soda (Or whatever you might have on hand) whenever aragorn shows up.

9: EAT ALL THE POPCORN IN THE CONSESSTION STANDS!!!

10: Stand on your head in your chair and when someone says your upside-down say they're upside-down.

One last note:
They might do a remake...

[jammi567]

1) jump at the battle sequences, and copy the actions.
2) cry loudly at the the final moments and credits of RK.

[me9996]

Before I post some more I must ask this:What does S.P.E.W. stand for?
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1uring the point when Gandalf tells Frodo that Elrond removed the splinter of the morgal blade yell "Elrond doesn't even have a docters lisense!"

2:Much popcorn loudly and say it's not as good as lembras.

3:Just sit there and whach the movie (I'm surprised nobody sugjested this)

4:Show up in a LOTR based costum and act like it's not a costum.

5:When the movie's over go out of the building shivering and muttering 'trees are evil' over and over.
(Works best for TTT)
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[jammi567]

Originally Posted by me9996

Before I post some more I must ask this:What does S.P.E.W. stand for?

S.P.E.W = Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare

[Christiana]

1. spill ice all over yourself and try to tell people that an arrow hit you.

2. mutter loudly during all of the soft dialouge. when people tell you to stuff it, take off your sock and shove it in there mouth then laugh evily

[me9996]

1:Bring food!!! MUHAHAHA!!!

2:After showing up if anyone starts to sit in the seat next to you say "No!!! You're sitting on Gandalf!!!"

3:Tickle people in the mushy parts of the movie

4:Bring a very tall Gandalf hat

5:Tickle random people during the scary parts of the movie!!!

[me9996]

I'm thread killer
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1:Keep talking about Gandalf in a wierd engelish actsent.

2:Ware a cape and keep going on about Saruman being a vampire.

3:Eat even more popcorn!!!

4:"RUN FOREST RUN" (I know, by now it's a classic)

[Thain Peregrin Took I]

During a war scene, you start singing rather loudly to the tune of "Just Keep Swimming"(from finding Nemo): Just keep beheading, just keep beheading. What do we do? We behead!

[me9996]

1:Scream loudly whenever it's a mushy part ("IT'S TO HORIBLE!!!")

2:Throw popcorn at the screen when one of the villens shows up.

3:Quote monty python and the holy grail at importent points in the movie.
(Example: Say "I fart in your genaral direction" when they think Gandalf is Saruman)

4:Show up in heavy armour and shift around constantly.

5:Yell pig calls when importent orcs show up.

[Meriadoc Brandybuck]

Originally Posted by me9996

1:Scream loudly whenever it's a mushy part ("IT'S TO HORIBLE!!!")

Speaking of which, "Oh, the humanity!" is always a good line to yell whenever.

[me9996]

Or how about yelling "Beware the flying lawn gnomes"? No one would know what you're talking about!

[me9996]

1. Let cats (hidden in your coat) out as the warg stuff is near

2. Show up dressed as a viking... No one will figure out why!

3. Show up dressed as a wizard, sounds like fun...

4. After the point in the movie were sam says "po-tay-to" yell it over and over!

5. Have a plastic sword at your side, hehehe...

[hectorberlioz]

Those are pretty good...especially the cat one ...talk about freaking people out! Trouble is...how are you going to make it through the entrance doors with a lumpy, moving coat?

Originally Posted by Meriadoc Brandybuck

Speaking of which, "Oh, the humanity!" is always a good line to yell whenever.

Or, at a romance scene yell "It's so realistic!"

or at a particularly violent fantasy scene yell "It's just like real life!"


Say a character's name very loudly when they appear on screen. "That's Frodo!" "It's Gandalf!" "uh oh, the Orcs again!"

[me9996]

Or maybe shout out the wrong names E.G. "LOOK IT'S FRODO" when it's Gandalf...

[Curubethion]

Originally Posted by Thain Peregrin Took I

During a war scene, you start singing rather loudly to the tune of "Just Keep Swimming"(from finding Nemo): Just keep beheading, just keep beheading. What do we do? We behead!

Ah, that's great!