05-22-2003, 02:13 PM | #181 |
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Insidious Rex vs. Finrod Felagund
The beasts within Insidious Rex and Finrod Felagund were poorly concealed by a superficial gloss of humanity...
Finrod opened the match by throwing himself over Insidious, who fell backwards into the mud. With Finrod sitting on top of him, Insidious was vulnerable to Finrod’s punches. Insidious quickly found a way to get out of Finrod’s grasp; he took a bite of Finrod’s knee. Finrod screamed with pain while Insidious got to his feet. The taste of blood in Insidious mouth made him howl like a wolf, he had now lost every trace of his former humanity. The pain in Finrod’s knee had the same effect. Finrod, too, was transformed into a beast. He punched Insidious right on his nose, and Insidious took a few steps backwards. Now he was mad. He leaped forward and grabbed Finrod’s hair with one hand, and started clawing Finrod’s face with the other. Finrod punched Insidious in the stomach. Insidious poked Finrod’s left eye. Insidious was headbutted in the face. Finrod was pulled in the ears. Finally, Insidious kicked Finrod’s bum. Finrod fell with his face down into the mud. While Insidious Rex was proclaimed the winner of the match, Finrod muttered “I think I’ve broken something”. Insidious answered “And I probably got a concussion. Let’s help each other find a doctor”. And so they stumbled along, together searching for a doctor, after the most violent wrestling match so far.
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05-22-2003, 02:15 PM | #182 |
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WHAT? I LOST! *cries*
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05-22-2003, 02:26 PM | #183 |
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gracious! that hurt just reading that. *spitting out teeth*
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05-22-2003, 03:05 PM | #184 |
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Lalaith vs. Elf Girl
”Give me your worst, little girl”, Lalaith said to Elf Girl. She answered: “Oh, I’ll give you my worst alright”. The two girls clashed and wrestled each other like crazy. The mud splashed and the spectators took a step backwards, yelling “Cat fight!”. And the girls really acted like cats, they hissed and clawed each other. The spectators clapped their hands and stamped with their feet shouting: “Cat fight, cat fight!”.
After many minutes of clawing and hissing, Elf Girl changed her tactic and started boxing Lalaith on her ears and pulled her hair as hard as she could. Lalaith whispered silently to herself “Oh my Illúvatar, I’m loosing. May Darren Hayes, Melissa Joan Hart, Majandra Delfino (and every other singer that I like) give me strength. And Lalaith indeed found the power to resist Elf Girls hits. Eventually Elf Girl began to feel tired, but Lalaith had managed to recover her strength while being attacked by her opponent. Now, Lalaith took advantage of Elf Girl’s fatigue and started hitting back. Elf Girl could only offer little resistance, and soon she was knocked off her feet. Knowing that the match was over and that she had won, Lalaith sat down on her knees in the mud thinking “Thank you Illúvatar for granting my request”. She got up and bowed politely in front of the spectators, who were beside themselves with excitement.
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Laiath! you won! good for you.
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And the matches are not rigged. Believe it or not. Go Annika Sörenstam!
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What a surprise, I've won. no, this time i am NOT sarcastic
Thanks Jonathan. And please, learn to spell my name right!
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a men/woman match would be cool
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Jonathon! Who am I fighting?! And how exactly do I win...I'll send you a 25...cent piece...or something... But seriously, this is a hilarious idea.
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05-22-2003, 10:54 PM | #199 |
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You fight Ruinel, Finrod's "wild side". Personally, I have the feeling you'd be more likely to win, but as you haven't been around, and you win by "interacting with" (i.e. Kissing up to ) Jonathon, I don't think you have much of a chance...
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