The hobbits comming to ME - Page 2

Ñólendil · 05-02-2002, 07:39 PM

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Excuse me little elf boy. I have been reading Tolkien longer than you have been alive. Heeheehee

Yes, and you've yet to consume 1/4 of the knowledge I like to slap you in the face with. *slap*

Kirinki, all the admins have 60,000 posts now. The post counts don't matter to us, but I guess it was annoying some that a lot of posters were filling threads with spam in order to pass us. So "we" (the royal "we") came up with this brilliant plan to cut out the spam. There's just no way someone will try to reach our post count now.

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 05-02-2002, 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by Ñólendil

Yes, and you've yet to consume 1/4 of the knowledge I like to slap you in the face with. *slap*

Watch it young whippersnapper! I just went and bought a new leather bound edition of LotRs, The War of the Jewels, AND The Peoples of Middle-earth. After I finish the HoMe and re-read the LotRs, not only will I slap ypur face, but I intend to turn you over my knee and give you a spanking. When I am done, that behind will look like a ripe red tomato.

Ñólendil · 05-02-2002, 09:58 PM

Ooh,

... I mean, how horrible! Old woman!

I've had War of the Jewels and Peoples of Middle-earth for years, you'll never catch up to me.

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 05-02-2002, 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by Ñólendil
Ooh, ... I mean, how horrible! Old woman!

I've had War of the Jewels and Peoples of Middle-earth for years, you'll never catch up to me.

I just love the way you say "for years" Ahhhhhhaaaaa!!!Ahhhaaaa!! That's so funny.

Ñólendil · 05-03-2002, 12:36 AM

Two years is years. I'm sorry years for you includes the time you learned how to ride a bike, the time you forgot, your first boyfriend, the time you almost graduated from a crappy college, your first failed marriage and that mid-life crisis you went through when we were still hunting dinosaurs. I'm really sorry about that.

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 05-03-2002, 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by Ñólendil
Two years is years. I'm sorry years for you includes the time you learned how to ride a bike, the time you forgot, your first boyfriend, the time you almost graduated from a crappy college, your first failed marriage and that mid-life crisis you went through when we were still hunting dinosaurs. I'm really sorry about that.

You're showing your age dear.

Ñólendil · 05-03-2002, 04:25 PM

Yes and it is a very good age to be. I have a long life ahead of me, you could drop dead at any moment. Watch out!

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 05-03-2002, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by Ñólendil
Yes and it is a very good age to be. I have a long life ahead of me, you could drop dead at any moment. Watch out!

Yeah, I know what it's like to be that age. Been there done that. I am still too young to drop dead believe it or not. Don't you have to go get your diaper changed or something?

Cirdan · 05-03-2002, 07:02 PM

No one is too old to die

The leading cause of death is life.

Elf Girl · 05-03-2002, 07:34 PM

Ñólendil and Sister Golden Hair, as any self-respecting mod or admin (not me) would say, quit chatting and stick to the topic! You ought to set a good example...

Someone ought to close this thread, its purpose is served.

Okay, I'll stop giving the admins advice.

Hobbits seem to me like a cross between Elves and Dwarves, but Men and Dwarves would be just as likely.

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 05-04-2002, 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by Elf Girl
Ñólendil and Sister Golden Hair, as any self-respecting mod or admin (not me) would say, quit chatting and stick to the topic! You ought to set a good example...

Elf Girl, you are so right. Nolendil, grow up, and get back on topic.

Hobbits are Men.

Kirinki54 · 05-04-2002, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by Ñólendil
Kirinki, all the admins have 60,000 posts now. The post counts don't matter to us, but I guess it was annoying some that a lot of posters were filling threads with spam in order to pass us. So "we" (the royal "we") came up with this brilliant plan to cut out the spam. There's just no way someone will try to reach our post count now.

As you can see from my lousy count I am not one of those spammers...

But do not feel too sure none will try to beat you admins still!

05-02-2002, 09:58 PM	#23
Ñólendil Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: California Posts: 60,865	Ooh, ... I mean, how horrible! Old woman! I've had War of the Jewels and Peoples of Middle-earth for years, you'll never catch up to me. __________________ Falmon -- Dylan

05-03-2002, 12:36 AM	#25
Ñólendil Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: California Posts: 60,865	Two years is years. I'm sorry years for you includes the time you learned how to ride a bike, the time you forgot, your first boyfriend, the time you almost graduated from a crappy college, your first failed marriage and that mid-life crisis you went through when we were still hunting dinosaurs. I'm really sorry about that. __________________ Falmon -- Dylan

05-03-2002, 04:25 PM	#27
Ñólendil Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: California Posts: 60,865	Yes and it is a very good age to be. I have a long life ahead of me, you could drop dead at any moment. Watch out! __________________ Falmon -- Dylan

05-03-2002, 07:02 PM	#29
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	No one is too old to die The leading cause of death is life. __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

05-03-2002, 07:34 PM	#30
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	Ñólendil and Sister Golden Hair, as any self-respecting mod or admin (not me) would say, quit chatting and stick to the topic! You ought to set a good example... Someone ought to close this thread, its purpose is served. Okay, I'll stop giving the admins advice. Hobbits seem to me like a cross between Elves and Dwarves, but Men and Dwarves would be just as likely. __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

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