05-18-2010, 03:14 PM | #1 |
Entmoot Attorney-General,
Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003
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The Entmoot Court
*Bangs hammer on table* Order! Order! *Ahem* In my capacity as attorney-general of this board, it has fallen upon me, Jonathan, to make sure our judiciary system functions smoothly. I will do my best to live up to the expectations of Acalewia, President of Entmoot, who conveyed me the following message: "Since your heroic escape from prison I think putting you in charge of the jails and prisons would prevent innocents from being wrongly put there." Treebeard will assist me in justly balancing the scales of justice. Alas, by the authority given to me by President Acalewia, I hereby declare this court of honour to be open and in session. As brownjenkins said: "Can we start on impeaching Hector yet?" My simple reply to that is: Yes BJ, we can And Midge can have the leftovers, once we're done with him Hector, you stand accused for a number of things. Coffeehouse has been of great help in digging up dirt.
I will gladly add further accusations and accept any evidence and information from the people of Entmoot! Heck, maybe someone can even offer him an alibi of sorts Alright Hector, you have the right to remain silent (but you'd be punished for it so you better spill the beans!). Anything you say can and most certainly will be used against you in this court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, if one is willing to take your case at all. If you cannot afford a lawyer, tough luck.
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