05-20-2009, 02:13 PM | #1 |
Swan-Knight of Dol Amroth
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the Bay of Belfalas
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The Gollum Rap
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YO! I am Gollum and I am a sneak, And at prettes fisshes I love to peek, Till Sauron caught me and put me on the rack, And when he was through, he quick sent me back Now to find the Hobbitses I am tenaceous, Cause I hears that one of 'em has my Precious. *skritch, skritch, sounds of guns firing and sirens*
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