07-28-2006, 06:33 PM | #1 |
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Cars driven by "idiots".
This is supposed to be a "LITE" thread. If you happen to drive one please don't flame me. Learn to laugh at yourself.
When I see someone driving a Hummer/Hum V I think idiot. Please fill in the blank. When I see someone driving a ________________I think idiot.
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07-28-2006, 06:38 PM | #2 |
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Yea, and SUV's in a totally urban area is another favorite of mine. Today I saw a Cadillac Escalade (?) what the heck is that all about....if you've money for a Caddy, buy a caddy, if you want a sturdy off the road, get a Range Rover, but a luxury SUV is an oxymoron
Oh, and I love watching the gas totals for these #$!#@ vehicles; always in the triple digits. |
07-28-2006, 06:40 PM | #3 |
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one word: hummers
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07-28-2006, 07:04 PM | #4 |
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When I see someone driving a truck that has been lowered I think idiot. Why take an off road vehicle and lower it so it won't even go over a speed bump.
When I see someone driving a car that's way to big/small for them I think idiot. Like when you see a 6'7" 325 pound dude get out of a Geo Metro. Or, a 5'1" women get out of a Ford Explorer.
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07-28-2006, 07:13 PM | #5 |
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The cap'ns idiot guide to da road will be realeased on mutli series DVD in the fall ... idiots!!!
Coming soon ... idiots and Parking... |
07-28-2006, 07:21 PM | #6 | |
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07-28-2006, 07:23 PM | #7 |
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i think we could possibly go for a seven set, mate, what with the parking an' all ...
idiots!! (it's catchy and mass market!) best BB |
07-28-2006, 07:53 PM | #8 | |
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07-28-2006, 10:13 PM | #9 |
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Corvette
regular size pick-up truck on giant wheels
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07-29-2006, 01:50 AM | #10 |
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Yep, SUVs in the middle of the city drive me nuts. WTF. I mean, do you really need an off-road utility vehicle to navigate the mean streets of Auckland City?! Oh, and the lil' boy racer hondas. The ones where they've souped them up in a vain attempt to make their penis sizes seem bigger. IDIOTS.
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07-29-2006, 05:33 AM | #11 |
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This isnt exactly on topic but i think it fits pretty well anyway...
http://www.joe-ks.com/MultiMedia/ParkingPro.wmv |
07-30-2006, 01:08 AM | #12 |
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Cool video
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
07-30-2006, 05:21 AM | #13 |
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Thanks, indeed it is.
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08-01-2006, 01:26 PM | #14 | |
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08-01-2006, 01:35 PM | #15 |
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Idiots must like hummers
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08-01-2006, 04:40 PM | #16 |
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Today I saw an oxymoron!
A huge silve SUV was ahead of me at a traffic light. On the back bumper was a sticker "curb greenhouse gasses, save the environment".
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08-01-2006, 07:59 PM | #18 |
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I hate those jerks that park their stupid cars diagonally.
These are indicitive of an asshole too......http://www.trucknutz.com/
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08-02-2006, 02:55 AM | #19 |
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yet another off-topic but fun site ive gotten from a google group...
http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf |
08-07-2006, 05:56 PM | #20 | |
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All right, here's a bit of on-topic ness for you. I Cannot Stand It when drivers behind me think that they can speed up until they hit your bumper (exaggeration, but who cares!) Why can't they go the speed limit ALL the time? If they went the speed limit in the first place, they wouldn't have to whine about how I'm such a "slow driver", because most likely they wouldn't ever even see my car if they went the speed limit! But no. No, they HAVE to go fast, they have to annoy the heck out of me by driving close to my bumper. Haven't these people read the manual!? It says you're supposed to keep such and such a distance between you and the car ahead of you.
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