Tolkien Lover Anonymous 3, The Sil(ly)marillion - Page 20

Christiana · 06-17-2004, 03:13 PM

MP#8:Amon Rude? why the heck whould we want to go to a place called that?

Mp#7: Amon RUDH. not Rude. idiot

MP#8:HEY! i heard that!

Count Comfect · 06-21-2004, 07:38 PM

Beleg: Ignore them. Now, if you're sure...

Counturin: YES.

Beleg: ... then we'll leave.

TLA: WHAT? This is much more fun!

Beleg: Great! You guys stay, I gotta go!

Counturin: What!?!? You're leaving me with these guys?

*But Beleg had already left*

Counturin: OK, if I'm stuck with you, you'd better join my band.

Masked Person #3: Cool! We get to be outlaws!

Count Comfect · 07-10-2004, 02:20 AM

*And Beleg returned to Thingol at the Thousand Caves*

Beleg: Well, I found Counturin...

Thingol: AND!!!

Beleg: He said he's not coming. *very fast, before Thingol explodes* But I did leave him with some masked people I ran into and I think they might possibly (just possibly mind you) have been those people you kept ranting about, the TLwhatsit...

Thingol: the TLA? You sicced the TLA on Counturin? He's my foster son, that's unconscionable. Even if he did never shut up.

Beleg: Plus side, they aren't around here anymore.

Thingol: Good point. You get a prize.

Christiana · 08-09-2004, 11:49 AM

Meanwhile...

Masked person #8: should we tell him who we really are?

#6

f course not!

#4:yeah, he would freak out if he new that we were the TLA...

Counturin: YOUR THE TLA!!??!??!?

Christiana: $%*&H!

Arcala · 08-11-2004, 11:29 AM

Masked person #9: Yeah, we're the TLA. Do we know you?

Rest of masked people: Arcala! Shut up!

Counturin: You're those...those...those people!

MP9 : Um...yes?

Counturin: That brought me to Thingol!

MP: Yes?

Counturin: And kept telling me to shut up!

MP: Well, obviously we didn't do a very good job of that.

Counturin: ARRGH!

*And he and his band of masked outlaws ran screaming to a place far far away from any masked people, which not-so-incidentally happened to be in the general direction of Amon Rudh*

***Earniel*** · 08-16-2004, 02:38 PM

MP#2: Well, at least they're running in the right direction...

MP#6: Since they already know who we are, can we at least get rid of the masks? I've lost count of which masked person I am...

*And so the TLA became unmasked again. But they were unwilling to let Countúrin get away that easily and they also went to Amon Rudh. They soon caught up with Countúrin and his band of outlaws.*

Tano: Look Countúrin, you might as well learn to live with it that we're not going away anytime soon. We'll behave... well, sort of.... all within certain limits, I promise you.

Countúrin: Then you won't tell me to shut up?

Arcala: Not very often...

Countúrin: We-ell...

Eärniel: Look, we even brought you a present to show our good-will. *takes a very small, angry-looking dwarf from the notoriously large pockets of her cloak*

Countúrin: What on Arda is that? What does it do?

Small dwarf: *makes all sort of gestures, some of them rather rude*

Eärniel: *shrugs* I dunno, it's been doing that ever since we came across it. I dunno why exactly I've put it in my pocket, though. It seemed like a good thing to do at the time...

Countúrin: I don't suppose it's edible...

Small dwarf: *finally speaks exasperated* Don't eat me! I'm not a pumpkin!

Countúrin: What are you then?

Small Dwarf: A very small Dwarf.

Countúrin: Why is your face painted black and white?

Small Dwarf: It goes with the name. I'm called Mime. And I would like to be put down now.

Eärniel: What's in it for us?

Small Dwarf: I have a house on Amon Rudh, I suppose I could rent it to you for the winter...

Eärniel: *shakes dwarf up and down*

Small Dwarf: *hastily* ... or I could let you stay for free. I'm sure the large hall can be converted in sleeping space for all of you....

Eärniel: *shakes dwarf up and down*

Small Dwarf: *going slightly red in the face* Or better,with a seperate sleepingroom for everybody!

Eärniel: *shakes dwarf up and down*

Small Dwarf: *desperately* And food! Of course my food supplies are at your disposal!

Ren: Eärniel, put the poor guy down.

Eärniel: *lets dwarf go* Awwww, one more shake and I'm sure he would have let us have a jakuzi each....

*And so the dwarf Mime led Countúrin to his home on Amon Rudh that afterwards was known as House of the Shaken Dwar- er Ransom. And there Countúrin, his outlaw band and the TLA passed the winter.

But back in Doriath, Beleg was starting to feel guilty for having left Countúrin to deal with the TLA and he headed out for Amon Rudh to look for his friend.*

Katt_knome_hobbit · 10-04-2004, 08:45 PM

OOC: And so it was that the future of the story looked bleak indeed. The very essence was being drained away as all things are that are lost under paperwork. When low, a dark figure moved through the archives and shoved the story up where it should be. But that wasn't good enough, so, in the hopes that more writing would be forthcomming, the figure started the story once again...

Mime: Welcome to my home. Please, make yourselves comfortable.

Tano: Is this breakable?

Earniel: Maybe. Toss it here.

*Crash*

Earniel: Oops.

Tano: You were supposed to catch that.

Arcala: I don't like this pillow. I'm gonna fix it. *"Fixes" it*

Ren: I don't think you should have done that with your knife.

Arcala: Tano! Now my pillow is all wet!

Conturin: Why are you twitching, dwarf?

Mime: Erg... gah...

Ren: Bedtime!

All: Aww! Do we have to? We wanna play with Uncle Dwarfie somemore!

Ren: Now now. That won't do, go to your rooms now.

*The TLA trooped off to find good bedrooms, accompanied by the sounds of rips and crashes, which left Conturin and Mime alone.*

Conturin: Thank you for your hospitality, O dwarf. We shall talk about compensation in the morning.

Mime: Oh... right. I'll just sleep outside then, shall I?

Conturin: Good man. Dwarf, I mean.

*Conturin went to find his own bed and left Mime to frothe at the mouth.*

Mime: *wiping the spit away* There is only one way I could possibly get rid of them...

*Mime grabbed an axe and ran off into the night.*

*Meanwhile...*

Saruonkatt: *bored* I could have been part of the TLA but NOOOO! I had to choose a bad guy because all the other parts were taken. Then all of the sudden I LIKED being the villan. What has gotten into this world?

*Random Orc walks in.*

Orc: My lord, lady, um...

Sauronkatt: *bored* What is it?

Orc: We have captured a dwarf who wishes to speak to you.

Sauronkatt: Show him in.

*Mime is brought in*

Sauronkatt: *bored and yet distainful* What is it?

Mime: Your guards are mean.

Sauronkatt: *like reading off a script* Would you like them to be meaner?

Mime: Meep, no.

Sauronkatt: Get on with it.

Mime: My lady, I have in my house at this moment the great Turin and his followers.

Sauronkatt: *Very interested* Turin? With others?

Mime: Yes ma'm. And I was wondering if you could remove them?

Sauronkatt: *not listening to him* This is just the break I needed. This is my time to shine. *Snaps and orcs enter* Get ready, we are going to Amon Rudh!

Mime: Um, ma'm?

Sauronkatt: Yes?

Mime: Try not to get blood on my sheets?

Sauronkatt: You may go now. *Everyone leaves.* Well, this should give those TLAers a surprize. I hope they've been doing their reading. *An evil grin spreads accross her face* I wouldn't want to actually kill them.

06-17-2004, 03:13 PM	#1
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	MP#8:Amon Rude? why the heck whould we want to go to a place called that? Mp#7: Amon RUDH. not Rude. idiot MP#8:HEY! i heard that! __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

08-11-2004, 11:29 AM	#5
Arcala Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Eating WAY too much peanut butter... Posts: 274	Masked person #9: Yeah, we're the TLA. Do we know you? Rest of masked people: Arcala! Shut up! Counturin: You're those...those...those people! MP9 : Um...yes? Counturin: That brought me to Thingol! MP: Yes? Counturin: And kept telling me to shut up! MP: Well, obviously we didn't do a very good job of that. Counturin: ARRGH! And he and his band of masked outlaws ran screaming to a place far far away from any masked people, which not-so-incidentally happened to be in the general direction of Amon Rudh __________________ "When I wake up early in the morning Lift my head, I'm still yawning When I'm in the middle of a dream Stay in bed, float up stream (float up stream) Please, don't wake me, no, don't shake me Leave me where I am - I'm only sleeping Everybody seems to think I'm lazy I don't mind, I think they're crazy Running everywhere at such a speed Till they find there's no need (there's no need) Please, don't spoil my day, I'm miles away And after all I'm only sleeping..." -from the Beatles' I'm Only Sleeping

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06-21-2004, 07:38 PM	#2
Count Comfect Word Santa Claus Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 2,922	Beleg: Ignore them. Now, if you're sure... Counturin: YES. Beleg: ... then we'll leave. TLA: WHAT? This is much more fun! Beleg: Great! You guys stay, I gotta go! Counturin: What!?!? You're leaving me with these guys? But Beleg had already left Counturin: OK, if I'm stuck with you, you'd better join my band. Masked Person #3: Cool! We get to be outlaws! __________________ Sufficient to have stood, yet free to fall. Last edited by Count Comfect : 07-10-2004 at 02:11 AM.

07-10-2004, 02:20 AM	#3
Count Comfect Word Santa Claus Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 2,922	And Beleg returned to Thingol at the Thousand Caves Beleg: Well, I found Counturin... Thingol: AND!!! Beleg: He said he's not coming. very fast, before Thingol explodes But I did leave him with some masked people I ran into and I think they might possibly (just possibly mind you) have been those people you kept ranting about, the TLwhatsit... Thingol: the TLA? You sicced the TLA on Counturin? He's my foster son, that's unconscionable. Even if he did never shut up. Beleg: Plus side, they aren't around here anymore. Thingol: Good point. You get a prize. __________________ Sufficient to have stood, yet free to fall.

08-09-2004, 11:49 AM	#4
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	Meanwhile... Masked person #8: should we tell him who we really are? #6f course not! #4:yeah, he would freak out if he new that we were the TLA... Counturin: YOUR THE TLA!!??!??!? Christiana: $%*&H! __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

08-16-2004, 02:38 PM	#6
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	MP#2: Well, at least they're running in the right direction... MP#6: Since they already know who we are, can we at least get rid of the masks? I've lost count of which masked person I am... And so the TLA became unmasked again. But they were unwilling to let Countúrin get away that easily and they also went to Amon Rudh. They soon caught up with Countúrin and his band of outlaws. Tano: Look Countúrin, you might as well learn to live with it that we're not going away anytime soon. We'll behave... well, sort of.... all within certain limits, I promise you. Countúrin: Then you won't tell me to shut up? Arcala: Not very often... Countúrin: We-ell... Eärniel: Look, we even brought you a present to show our good-will. takes a very small, angry-looking dwarf from the notoriously large pockets of her cloak Countúrin: What on Arda is that? What does it do? Small dwarf: makes all sort of gestures, some of them rather rude Eärniel: shrugs I dunno, it's been doing that ever since we came across it. I dunno why exactly I've put it in my pocket, though. It seemed like a good thing to do at the time... Countúrin: I don't suppose it's edible... Small dwarf: finally speaks exasperated Don't eat me! I'm not a pumpkin! Countúrin: What are you then? Small Dwarf: A very small Dwarf. Countúrin: Why is your face painted black and white? Small Dwarf: It goes with the name. I'm called Mime. And I would like to be put down now. Eärniel: What's in it for us? Small Dwarf: I have a house on Amon Rudh, I suppose I could rent it to you for the winter... Eärniel: shakes dwarf up and down Small Dwarf: hastily ... or I could let you stay for free. I'm sure the large hall can be converted in sleeping space for all of you.... Eärniel: shakes dwarf up and down Small Dwarf: going slightly red in the face Or better,with a seperate sleepingroom for everybody! Eärniel: shakes dwarf up and down Small Dwarf: desperately And food! Of course my food supplies are at your disposal! Ren: Eärniel, put the poor guy down. Eärniel: lets dwarf go Awwww, one more shake and I'm sure he would have let us have a jakuzi each.... And so the dwarf Mime led Countúrin to his home on Amon Rudh that afterwards was known as House of the Shaken Dwar- er Ransom. And there Countúrin, his outlaw band and the TLA passed the winter. But back in Doriath, Beleg was starting to feel guilty for having left Countúrin to deal with the TLA and he headed out for Amon Rudh to look for his friend. __________________ We are not things.

10-04-2004, 08:45 PM	#7
Katt_knome_hobbit Dead Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left Posts: 1,486	OOC: And so it was that the future of the story looked bleak indeed. The very essence was being drained away as all things are that are lost under paperwork. When low, a dark figure moved through the archives and shoved the story up where it should be. But that wasn't good enough, so, in the hopes that more writing would be forthcomming, the figure started the story once again... Mime: Welcome to my home. Please, make yourselves comfortable. Tano: Is this breakable? Earniel: Maybe. Toss it here. Crash Earniel: Oops. Tano: You were supposed to catch that. Arcala: I don't like this pillow. I'm gonna fix it. "Fixes" it Ren: I don't think you should have done that with your knife. Arcala: Tano! Now my pillow is all wet! Conturin: Why are you twitching, dwarf? Mime: Erg... gah... Ren: Bedtime! All: Aww! Do we have to? We wanna play with Uncle Dwarfie somemore! Ren: Now now. That won't do, go to your rooms now. The TLA trooped off to find good bedrooms, accompanied by the sounds of rips and crashes, which left Conturin and Mime alone. Conturin: Thank you for your hospitality, O dwarf. We shall talk about compensation in the morning. Mime: Oh... right. I'll just sleep outside then, shall I? Conturin: Good man. Dwarf, I mean. Conturin went to find his own bed and left Mime to frothe at the mouth. Mime: wiping the spit away There is only one way I could possibly get rid of them... Mime grabbed an axe and ran off into the night. Meanwhile... Saruonkatt: bored I could have been part of the TLA but NOOOO! I had to choose a bad guy because all the other parts were taken. Then all of the sudden I LIKED being the villan. What has gotten into this world? Random Orc walks in. Orc: My lord, lady, um... Sauronkatt: bored What is it? Orc: We have captured a dwarf who wishes to speak to you. Sauronkatt: Show him in. Mime is brought in Sauronkatt: bored and yet distainful What is it? Mime: Your guards are mean. Sauronkatt: like reading off a script Would you like them to be meaner? Mime: Meep, no. Sauronkatt: Get on with it. Mime: My lady, I have in my house at this moment the great Turin and his followers. Sauronkatt: Very interested Turin? With others? Mime: Yes ma'm. And I was wondering if you could remove them? Sauronkatt: not listening to him This is just the break I needed. This is my time to shine. Snaps and orcs enter Get ready, we are going to Amon Rudh! Mime: Um, ma'm? Sauronkatt: Yes? Mime: Try not to get blood on my sheets? Sauronkatt: You may go now. Everyone leaves. Well, this should give those TLAers a surprize. I hope they've been doing their reading. An evil grin spreads accross her face I wouldn't want to actually kill them. __________________ How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day."