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Possessive Villain Fancier
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The first thing i'd do if i owned the world would be to systematically detroy and decimate and annihalate (sp?) every single Starbucks in the world!
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im quite stupid
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make BoP and Rana my slaves
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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im quite stupid
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
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im quite stupid
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
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I'll just buy them all out with my attack of corporate america, sween. Is that ok with you?
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im quite stupid
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Well, for them, that's complete and utter destruction. I'm not going to buy them and let them continue while I get the money! Cripes, no. I'll buy them all and then turn them into better shops.
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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im quite stupid
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Hmmph.
I hear lots of talking about what to do. But I don't see anyone actually plotting to take over. I on the otherhand, actually have a plan. Look to the skys. Feel the microwaves as they oscilate your skulls with the sweet sounds of Calipso... You will be one of many. You are needed. Worship me, and I will show you your true nature. Listen not to those who would deny you your true selves.
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I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... |
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Possessive Villain Fancier
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im quite stupid
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But we will leave all McDonalds, Pizza Huts, KFC's, Burger Kings and any prevory of deonna kebabs after 2 in the moring alone wont we?
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark)
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I think we should let Tano buy out all of those fast foods places. Then we'll just save a few of those for you, Sween. The rest we destroy.
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Elf Lord
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I think Starbucks beat all of you to the punch...
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I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness... Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye? ... |
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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Well, we know they've taken over the world; we just need to stop them before they do worse!
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