03-12-2002, 02:32 AM | #1 |
Hoplite Nomad
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An urban LOTR
first it wouldn't be a gold ring it it be a really big gold chain
pipe weed would just be weed the nazgul would cops Gandalf would be rastafarian pippin would be pimpin' Gandalf wouldn't say "you damn fool of a took" he would say "you dumb mother!@#$%^" ShadowFax would come with speakers so load that he vibrates when elves meet instead of "a star shines upon our meeting" they would say 'Wad'up my niggah" denethor would refer to Aragorn as an "ippity nothern black" Dwarves would think that Elves are "house niggahs" Elves would think that dwarves are " street" all the bad guys would be white Eowyn would be a rough neck sam would be tom as in uncle tom
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
03-12-2002, 08:14 AM | #2 |
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hmm a culture i'm quite sheltered from save for a few glimpses through ricki lake and jerry springer (errr i don't watch them... honest ) ahh the world of hoochie mommas and booty butts.
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03-12-2002, 08:29 AM | #3 |
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How about suburban LOTR
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03-12-2002, 09:05 AM | #4 |
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Stereotyping MUCH?!?!?!
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03-12-2002, 10:15 AM | #5 | |
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A) where ever i travel around the world those shows are shown B) I fear that is an impression that most people have of blacks C) sad thing is that it often true I was in Australia in '95 had a blast.
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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03-14-2002, 12:39 AM | #6 |
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Suburban LotR. . .hmm, that would be rather amusing! I'll think on it.
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03-14-2002, 01:51 AM | #7 |
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Yeah - Gandalf can be a soccer mom in a gas guzzling SUV - instead of Shadowfax.
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03-14-2002, 02:03 AM | #8 |
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Yeah, Gandalf would have a white SUV, the black riders would probably be motorcyclists. . .I'll think of more later.
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