02-15-2002, 09:38 PM | #1 |
Elven Warrior
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who would win ?
Obi won vs Gandalf ????
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02-15-2002, 10:06 PM | #2 |
Head Hollara
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Here's how it would go:
OW: We meet again, old man... but now I am the master. [lightsaber flashes to life] G: Only a master of adolescent deliquents, Obi. [his staff glows with an inner flame] OW: You are more hair than man, now, Gandalf... twisted and senile... [waves his weapon a bit] G: Go take a long jump off a tall cliff, you padawannabe. OW: How dare you insult me, ancient peddler! Prepare to die! [steps toward Gandalf menacingly] G: [calmly] Should you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine... OW: Are you talking in riddles? I HATE riddles. G: I think we got started off on the wrong foot... sorry about the padawan pun, but why do you hate me so? OW: You killed my father! G: No, Obi... I am your father. OW: NO!! It can't be true! [he turns off his lightsaber, collapses on his knees, and sobs into his hands] (Don't you hate it when they say) TO BE CONTINUED
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02-16-2002, 01:48 PM | #4 |
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Very good Nibs!
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02-16-2002, 02:05 PM | #5 |
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the spoof is strong in this one... i will be following your career young master nibs
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02-16-2002, 06:10 PM | #6 |
Head Hollara
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[Obi-wan gazes at the wizened wizard with a wrathful countenance; he notices that Gandalf now holds his lightsaber]
G: You want [longingly] this... take it from me... strike me down! Give in to your hate. I am defenseless... OW: You want me to kill you? G: Well, yes... it's crucial for the sequel, you know... OW: Well, that settles it. [Obi-wan leaves, dancing and singing to "ABC, 123" by the Jackson Five] G: Crimony! Now we'll never draw the crowds... [Scooby Doo his crew enter] Thelma: Jinkies! It's Gandalf! Fred: It was him all along! G: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddlin' kids! [Gandalf vanishes with a bright flash from his staff] I have no idea what this means, but I'm flattered that you enjoyed the first installment. This is a different angle of farce. Don't forget to look at my reply to "Middle-Earth vs the Empire". It's even better, in my opinion.
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02-16-2002, 06:31 PM | #7 |
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Wayfarers right, go to the link to the thread he gave. Next time, use the search feature.
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