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the Shrike
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As far as I know, he doesn't wear pants....
Hey! Stop trying to catch me out. I deny everything. Ignorance is bliss. Now have a cup of coffee. Oh, and death to marshmellows.
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Halfwitted
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Your denials are futile!
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the Shrike
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As High Priestess of the Taterificus Cult, I can say that we do not have "torrid affairs", we merely play with you silly mortals.
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Halfwitted
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*laughs mockingly*
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I am rubber, you are glue.
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Halfwitted
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What are you talking about? I'm a Halfwit . . .
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I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me, and sticks to you.
OR.... I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?
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#169 |
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Ah, bite me.
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talk about spam.....
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Possessive Villain Fancier
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Quote:
Beat ya this time FF!!
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The Original Corruptor
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*Extracts BoP from XK's jaws (from which lumpy drool was flowing - plus she was foaming at the mouth...)
*Puts hand near to wound, it glows like the damn sunlight, and the wounds are healed... "Righto!" I exclaim, "You're ALL gonna have to go through ME next time..." |
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Thanks, Anduril!
*Wipes goober off arm*
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The Original Corruptor
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The pleasure was and is all mine (and mine own as well)...
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#175 |
the Shrike
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Blood?! There was blood?!
XK, you vile piece of blood extraction, I will hunt you down, and turn your pants invisible. And also, I will force feed you marshmellows.
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The Original Corruptor
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Um...I think I know why XK was so violent (and also savage). It's because I read her secret love letters to you, remember?
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the Shrike
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You think it could be jealousy?
Oh XK, you can have him! (Not that I 'have' him, you understand...) Anduril, i mellon, I am only going to turn them invisible when you stop perving, ie, never. ![]()
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The Original Corruptor
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Wait BoP!!! I'm not perving!!
I only have eyes for you, my love.... *All the young school-girls reading this sigh romantically* I do perve, but you are the only object of my...er....pervasions... Strike the record!!! (wrong thread...) |
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#179 |
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*Watches Anduril put his foot in his mouth*
Would you like to put mine in there as well?
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The Original Corruptor
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I think so. Yeah, I guess your foot tastes better than mine, doesn't it.....
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