10-07-2002, 05:05 PM | #1081 |
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I hate having lots and lots of homework, but not wanting to do it, and therefore having nothing to do. I also hate my Latin teacher because he doesn't teach anything.
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10-07-2002, 05:07 PM | #1082 |
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Hey, welcome to the moot! And nice to see one of your first posts is a vent!
Heh, BoP got electrocuted! How on earth did you do it, btw? I did once with the toaster and a fork...yes, i'm stupid.
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10-07-2002, 05:12 PM | #1083 | |
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It's simple. I'm an idiot. My mother brought over some grapefruit. Some of it was mouldy, so I was quartering it and insinkerating down the garbage disposal unit, and of course, every now and then I had to stop stuffing them down there, and turn on the unit to make more room. Now, right next to the unit button is a couple of power outlets, one of which was attached to a kettle, or should I say, the kettle was attached to the outlet. Suffice to say, stupid kiwi didn't turn it OFF, so the grapefruit juice connected quite well with the power outlet. What makes it even better, is that last time I had to insinkerate some grapefruit, I electrocuted myself then as well! Also, there's the fact that the vacuum cleaner doesn't like me....
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10-07-2002, 06:32 PM | #1084 |
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I actually have an anti vent today. I went to school this morning and found that the entire campus had lost power and so we weren't being allowed in the building and then after about half an hour of waiting it was announced that shcool was being cancled for today and so as soon as we called our parents and let them know we could leave. So Several of my friends and I walked downtown and took the bus to my house and we hung out here all day when we had expected to be stuck in school. Isn't that nice. Though I expect my brother wasn't too happy about coming home from school and finding five noisy teenagers in the house as opposed to the quiet empty except for a cat house he was expecting to come home to.
As for my vent... Umm... I hate being a procrastinator I've been trying to break the habit this year though.
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10-07-2002, 07:04 PM | #1085 |
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I just broke my bleedin' tooth
Here I was quite happily reading through "They'd never say that" thread, popped a sweet in my mouth, bit down and *crack* *snap* OW!!! It's midnight here so I'm gonna have to sit with a sore mouth all bleedin' night Ya brush ya teeth every day of ya life and the soddin' things still break (vent over, off to see if ah've any oil of cloves in the bathroom cabinet ) |
10-07-2002, 07:25 PM | #1086 | |
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10-07-2002, 07:57 PM | #1087 | |
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I'm currently contemplating mixing oil of cloves with malt whisky It's either that or get the pliers out and pull the rest of the damned tooth out |
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10-07-2002, 09:29 PM | #1088 |
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Why hello, tuthezeng! Hmmm...I wonder if you came on because I'm always rambling about Entmoot/LotR, or because you discovered it on your own...see if you can figure out who I am!
Vent-a good friend of mine who's currently living in Italy wrote to me, after 2 years of no communication; I wrote her an email in reply, and she hasn't answered me yet! Grr...Oh, and my Latin teacher is evil. So is my Bio teacher, but it's not so much the teacher as the amount of homework. Yeah.
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10-07-2002, 10:58 PM | #1089 | |
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That mixture makes a terrible painkiller, although it does make a rather effective laxative If this were friday I could get drunk, but alas it isn't I can't sleep because of this sodding tooth I'm coming dangerously close to self-pity |
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10-07-2002, 11:56 PM | #1090 |
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Gah. I hate annoying friends. End of vent.
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There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!! |
10-08-2002, 11:05 AM | #1091 | |
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10-08-2002, 11:38 AM | #1092 |
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I'm going to have to agree with Sween, drink on whatever night you want! I do Okay, so not excessively unless it's a weekend or really bad day, but still.
I broke my tooth when i was younger and it hurt like hell! I feel your pain Osszie! The exposed nerve...the pain is not nice. Yet me being a dumbass refused the needle! I'm self inflicting. Anyway, to today's vent. I'm really, really really mad with this stupid guy, he pissed me off all the time i was working with him in one store, then he quit the week after i left and wants to come and work at the same place as me...again! DAMMIT [excessive swearing] Stupid guy.
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10-08-2002, 11:50 AM | #1093 | |
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I'm an old student and I just don't have the metabolism anymore to sit through a four hour lecture with a monster hangover without falling asleep ............ besides last time I mixed drink with study I spent a year studying these hellish creations (computers) .......... never work professionally with computers it is truly soul-destroying ....... Nowadays it's everything in moderation for me I've never stolen a traffic cone for years Although ten years ago I was that lunatic wobbling around the town center with a traffic cone on my head every weekend ah happy days!!! new vent: cannot get into the dentist until tomorrow.............I wiggle my dangly bits and the incompetent NHS adminsitration |
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10-08-2002, 12:15 PM | #1094 | |
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Also, whisky does work as a painkiller: soak some cotton wool in it (not a malt, of course) then jam it into the sore bit. When the pain comes back, that means you need more whisky. Oh, and don't drive after using this method |
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10-08-2002, 12:18 PM | #1095 | |
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10-08-2002, 12:26 PM | #1096 | |
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Thanks for the advice regarding the dentist as well Dunadan.......I just couldn't be bothered arguing with them today I'm not the most tolerant of people after 24+ without sleep ....... will bear you advice in mind for the future tho, or tomorrow if they try to fob me off with an excuse |
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10-08-2002, 02:23 PM | #1098 | |
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Don't remind me of broken teeth, I just had a nightmare in which I broke one tooth, discovered a mayor hole in another and lost a third one entirely. It was so lifelike, it was aweful! I think my subconcious is telling me I need to visit the dentist again. I soooo hate it when the books for the only course that you have to learn every week are sold out! I hate it! How am I supposed to learn Spanish is I ain't got that book! I had to copy 30 pages so I can just follow next lesson!
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10-08-2002, 02:30 PM | #1099 |
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just keep photo copying. it's probably cheaper than buying the book anyway.
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10-08-2002, 02:36 PM | #1100 |
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E XK - your vent was SOOOO BAD that it was funny!!! (the irritating guy at old work quitting then wanting to work at your new work) Isn't that the way things go all too often? It's a pain to quit and find a new job, your only consolation was "at least I'll be away from that stupid guy", then ...... *tries not to giggle* sorry, I really do feel bad for you, and hope he doesn't get a job there!! UGH - where do some of these irritating people come from?
Sween - I must say that I agree with you - "Since when did what day of the week it is make a diffrence to how much you should drink?" It shouldn't matter, you should never drink so you're plastered on any day of the week, don't you think? It's bad for your body, and dangerous to yourself and others. My brother-in-law is an alcoholic, and he's developed complications with diabetes, and he will probably soon leave his little son without a father. I know you have a little one on the way - please reconsider And I really mean this in a kind way, although it's probably hard to tell because I'm not talking face-to-face with you. I hope everything is going well with your GF and child. Have you tried getting some lotion and massaging her feet? I can tell you, her feet will really start to get tired in a few months! She'll love it!
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