The Teacup Cafe III - Page 48

trolls' bane · 11-13-2005, 11:00 PM

I want one, to eat that kid Albert with the voice problem who punches me in the shoulder as some sort of stupid game.

The last sane person · 11-13-2005, 11:04 PM

poor thing! dont do that! it would probably get indigestion....

gak, i just had a thought. how big would the hairballs from that cat be??

fudging 90 second rule...i'd have my liger pounce and kill it.

trolls' bane · 11-13-2005, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The last sane person

gak, i just had a thought. how big would the hairballs from that cat be??

Hmm...How did all these tumbleweeds get in the house?

The last sane person · 11-13-2005, 11:35 PM

oh lord...those would be about that big, only wet and nasty an *barf* blah....man, hairballs are nasty to clean up. that thing must also crap like a horse....wow, thats....alota crap. especially froma carnivore. I dont envy the keepers of these things.

trolls' bane · 11-13-2005, 11:38 PM

Me neither.

klatukatt · 11-14-2005, 02:18 PM

"Scuse me guys, but I gotta crap like a carnivore."

Rude!

What facinates me is the behavioral combinations, if that makes any sense.

Most lions are like:
"Urg, water bad."

While tigers are like:
"Hey yall! Watch this!" SPLOOSH
"Heh, old Bob jumped in over his head again."

And then lion tamers say that the hardest part is keeping the lion awake during a show (like a liger) but a tiger will kill you the first time you turn your back.

I am reminded of this video I saw online once. This TWENTY FOOT LONG crocadile had stolen some meat from an EQUALLY LONG tiger. First the tiger just swipes by the crocadile real fast to see how fast the croc was (it was SLOW), then it pounces on the croc's back and starts tearing into it with it's teeth and claws and everything and there wasn't a damn thing the croc could do.

This led to the catch-phrase "I don't care HOW big a crocadile you are, don't **** with tigers, man."

Acalewia · 11-14-2005, 05:47 PM

I think they should cahnge it to " Don't **** with a liger". I thought that was something they made up for Napolion Dynamite (And no I haven't seen it).

rohirrim TR · 11-14-2005, 06:05 PM

Napoleon Dynamite, owns.
katt- i love you avatar and sig

klatukatt · 11-14-2005, 07:27 PM

That's cuz EDDIE RULZ!

"Don't **** with the liger, b*tch!"

trolls' bane · 11-15-2005, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klatukatt

I am reminded of this video I saw online once. This TWENTY FOOT LONG crocadile had stolen some meat from an EQUALLY LONG tiger. First the tiger just swipes by the crocadile real fast to see how fast the croc was (it was SLOW), then it pounces on the croc's back and starts tearing into it with it's teeth and claws and everything and there wasn't a damn thing the croc could do.

This led to the catch-phrase "I don't care HOW big a crocadile you are, don't **** with tigers, man."

How, um...violent! Online? So that's where people go to see all that gore!

No thanks man. I've got the Health channel and Health class for that, and I don't even need to wait for it to download.

The last sane person · 11-15-2005, 12:54 AM

*snerk* Yeah, I saw a tiger attack a human, that was trippy. whoo, the guy got ripped to pieces. Eddie has taken over yet another Sig!

trolls' bane · 11-15-2005, 01:00 AM

Don't say it!

I don't want someone to trip out on us! I lost sleep over that whole ordeal. I'm going to continue operations in secret.

You saw that in real life!

*yawns*
I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long.

The last sane person · 11-15-2005, 01:02 AM

Huh? What? Katt is a weirdo, and she stuck it in her sig because she likes it. (Like me!)Anyways, yeah, this isn't spam. *fires up esspresso machine as a Liger walks up, into the cafe, pushes the elevator button. It waits, gets in and punches the skybar button. it jumps into the pool*

That was odd.

**Nurvingiel** · 11-15-2005, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acalewia

I think they should cahnge it to " Don't **** with a liger". I thought that was something they made up for Napolion Dynamite (And no I haven't seen it).

I've seen it. It's so awesome in its plotlessness!

trolls' bane · 11-15-2005, 02:21 AM

So I've heard.

littleadanel · 11-15-2005, 03:39 AM

*walks in and blinks when catches sight of the liger, resting next to the pool* WOw. That's what I miss when I don't have any strength to stay up late. And it's a morning again, so I don't have much time either.

Lotesse, I hope you feel better soon! My drink advice is hot lemonade, my mum made it for me when I had cold. It's made the same way as lemonade, only with boiling water, and adding cinnamon and clove.

rohirrim TR · 11-15-2005, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

I've seen it. It's so awesome in its plotlessness!

it succesfully proves that there is, nothing to prove.

Acalewia · 11-15-2005, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

it succesfully proves that there is, nothing to prove.

So I've heard

*Spots liger by the pool* What the ****?! Where'd he come from?

The last sane person · 11-15-2005, 04:20 PM

Oh, thats my pet. His name is Leroy. Rather pudgy, but he'll get into shape soon enough. Obnavat found him for me. What'll you have then, coffee? Tea? Pasties?

klatukatt · 11-15-2005, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The last sane person

Huh? What? Katt is a weirdo, and she stuck it in her sig because she likes it. (Like me!)Anyways, yeah, this isn't spam. *fires up esspresso machine as a Liger walks up, into the cafe, pushes the elevator button. It waits, gets in and punches the skybar button. it jumps into the pool*

That was odd.

That was REALLY odd.

I want a biscuit. I think I'll make some.

*Wanders into the kitchen and shoo's out a half-dozen angry kangaroos*

Where did all these animals come from?

11-13-2005, 11:00 PM	#941
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	I want one, to eat that kid Albert with the voice problem who punches me in the shoulder as some sort of stupid game. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-13-2005, 11:04 PM	#942
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	poor thing! dont do that! it would probably get indigestion.... gak, i just had a thought. how big would the hairballs from that cat be?? fudging 90 second rule...i'd have my liger pounce and kill it. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-13-2005, 11:35 PM	#944
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	oh lord...those would be about that big, only wet and nasty an barf blah....man, hairballs are nasty to clean up. that thing must also crap like a horse....wow, thats....alota crap. especially froma carnivore. I dont envy the keepers of these things. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-13-2005, 11:38 PM	#945
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Me neither. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-14-2005, 05:47 PM	#947
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	I think they should cahnge it to " Don't **** with a liger". I thought that was something they made up for Napolion Dynamite (And no I haven't seen it). __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera Last edited by Acalewia : 11-14-2005 at 05:48 PM.

11-14-2005, 02:18 PM	#946
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	"Scuse me guys, but I gotta crap like a carnivore." Rude! What facinates me is the behavioral combinations, if that makes any sense. Most lions are like: "Urg, water bad." While tigers are like: "Hey yall! Watch this!" SPLOOSH "Heh, old Bob jumped in over his head again." And then lion tamers say that the hardest part is keeping the lion awake during a show (like a liger) but a tiger will kill you the first time you turn your back. I am reminded of this video I saw online once. This TWENTY FOOT LONG crocadile had stolen some meat from an EQUALLY LONG tiger. First the tiger just swipes by the crocadile real fast to see how fast the croc was (it was SLOW), then it pounces on the croc's back and starts tearing into it with it's teeth and claws and everything and there wasn't a damn thing the croc could do. This led to the catch-phrase "I don't care HOW big a crocadile you are, don't **** with tigers, man."

11-14-2005, 07:27 PM	#949
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	That's cuz EDDIE RULZ! "Don't **** with the liger, b*tch!"

11-15-2005, 12:54 AM	#951
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	snerk Yeah, I saw a tiger attack a human, that was trippy. whoo, the guy got ripped to pieces. Eddie has taken over yet another Sig! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-15-2005, 01:00 AM	#952
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Don't say it! I don't want someone to trip out on us! I lost sleep over that whole ordeal. I'm going to continue operations in secret. You saw that in real life! yawns I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-15-2005, 01:02 AM	#953
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Huh? What? Katt is a weirdo, and she stuck it in her sig because she likes it. (Like me!)Anyways, yeah, this isn't spam. fires up esspresso machine as a Liger walks up, into the cafe, pushes the elevator button. It waits, gets in and punches the skybar button. it jumps into the pool That was odd. __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

11-15-2005, 02:21 AM	#955
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	So I've heard. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-15-2005, 03:39 AM	#956
littleadanel of the House of Bëor Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Eastwards. Posts: 979	walks in and blinks when catches sight of the liger, resting next to the pool WOw. That's what I miss when I don't have any strength to stay up late. And it's a morning again, so I don't have much time either. Lotesse, I hope you feel better soon! My drink advice is hot lemonade, my mum made it for me when I had cold. It's made the same way as lemonade, only with boiling water, and adding cinnamon and clove. __________________ I'm good in bed - I can sleep for days

11-15-2005, 04:20 PM	#959
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Oh, thats my pet. His name is Leroy. Rather pudgy, but he'll get into shape soon enough. Obnavat found him for me. What'll you have then, coffee? Tea? Pasties? __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

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