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Don't hold back or anything JD!
  I've got a great line that Arwen would never say... "If you want him, come and claim him!" Seriously people. 
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"I can add some more, if you'd like it. Calling your Chief Names, Wishing to Punch his Pimply Face, and Thinking you Shirriffs look a lot of Tom-fools." - Sam Gamgee, p. 340, Return of the King Quote:
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03-25-2005, 11:00 AM
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...____________________________ Boramere: Go do whatever you want with that ring, I'm takeing a nap! Aragorn: Ditto... ____________________________ Saruman:So Gandalf, would you like to help me take over the world? Gandalf:How about a redickulusly large sandwhich? Saruman:Sure... Gandalf:Okay, I'll join you. Saruman:How about we get ragast here? Gandalf:Nah, he'll just fill the place with cute fuzzy animals. Saruman:And what's wrong with that? ____________________________ Tom bombadill:I'm going to pick flowers but I can't find a rime!!! ____________________________ Denethor:We're going to win!!!(does a little dance) ____________________________ Bill the pony:Hi sam! Sam:How do you know my name? Bill the pony:It's shouted all day, how would I not? Sam:Just don't get on Frodos bad side, the last guy got turned into a frog! ____________________________
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03-25-2005, 11:24 AM
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03-25-2005, 11:36 AM
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Haha! Well, maybe she wouldn't swear..... but it's the thought that counts.
What's the ridiculously large sandwich refence from Me#? I remember that from a hilarious, epic, LotR parody. (Mouth of Sauron - Project W.I.N.K.L.E. ?)
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"I can add some more, if you'd like it. Calling your Chief Names, Wishing to Punch his Pimply Face, and Thinking you Shirriffs look a lot of Tom-fools." - Sam Gamgee, p. 340, Return of the King Quote:
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03-25-2005, 07:31 PM
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Something like:My preshos... Don't know the spelling or exact name
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03-25-2005, 10:56 PM
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Gollum:Take the ring!
Gandalf:Thanks! Frodo:No! It's mine! Sam:Take it for all I care. Gollum:On second thought, I'd better take it to souron... Gandalf, Frodo, and Sam:That sounds like a good idea! Acsadently posted this in the wrong thread  so here it is in the right thread.
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03-25-2005, 11:38 PM
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http://myprecious.co.uk/  Gandalf: I'm too old for this crap... |
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03-26-2005, 11:43 AM
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Gandalf:Woops! Sorry about that ring frodo. Frodo:My birthday presant!!!
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03-27-2005, 08:21 AM
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03-27-2005, 01:20 PM
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Galadriel: Celeborn, honey, what would you like for dinner today?
Aragorn: Hama, could you please look after Anduril for me? *subtly hands him a $5 tip* and polish it, too. |
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03-28-2005, 04:19 PM
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Gandalf:AHH!!!
Aragorn:What is it?!? Gandalf:It's a scary bug!!! Aragorn:A BUG?!? AHH!!! _____________________ Aragorn:Ahh! An orc! (Starts waveing arduril at him) Orc: ...  BOO!!!(Aragorn faints) _____________________ Gimli:Help me! It's a big rock!!! Legolas:I'm not scared of a rock, it's trees I don't like(Shuters) _____________________ Gandalf:I have no brains!!! Aragorn:Yes you do, cat brains!!! _____________________ Sam:Frodo, if you don't take that think to mordor I will! Frodo:Just wait, I'm haveing my nails done!
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03-28-2005, 04:27 PM
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theoden: my god, i hate horses, filthy beasts
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03-28-2005, 04:30 PM
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Bilbo:What's in my pocket?
Gollum:The one ring to rule them all. Bilbo:Oh, it's an importent ring? Gollum:Nah...
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03-28-2005, 04:32 PM
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pippin: i hate mushrooms
tom bombadil: i'm off to bree for a day or two, hold the fort, goldberry |
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That's a good one.Gollum, with perfect enunciation: She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
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03-28-2005, 05:27 PM
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Gollum: the shells she sells, by the sea shore, are sea shells!
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03-30-2005, 08:28 AM
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Frodo:Take the ring Gollum
Gollum:No we don't wantss it, it's evil, we've joined ring addictss annonymous. Frodo:Take it now and hide in your cave, you can eat more of that tasty raw fish. Gollum:Noooo, don't temptss usss! You'll ruinss our good behaviour. Anyway wess rather eat taters.
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The axes hewed Forlong as he fought alone and unhorsed; and both Duilin of Morthond and his brother were trampled to death when they assailed the mumakil,leading their bowmen close to shoot at the eyes of the monsters. Neither Hirluin the fair would return to Pinnath Gelin, nor Grimbold to Grimslade, nor Halbarad to the northlands,dour-handed Ranger. Those that would not return home, page830-831, The Battle of the Pelennor Fields, The Return of the King |
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03-30-2005, 08:30 AM
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elrond: arwen is dying
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03-30-2005, 10:19 AM
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03-31-2005, 04:24 PM
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well I guess he would never say that.Quote:
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