05-28-2002, 04:48 PM | #621 |
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*Bounces up and down*
Yay! I...like....tooo....plah!! Yay!! *Instant reflex causes tongue to spring out at lost moth* Momma said "Lifes like a box of I.AM.NOT.INSANE." *Whimper* |
05-28-2002, 05:09 PM | #622 |
Elf Lord
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*comes back inside*
Now that I've dipped that sheep... she won't be quite so "pesty". (If you get the joke, you know too much about sheep ) and look, the gibbering fingerless tark is trying to use sign language. How cute. I know! *Arranges delicately flavored cheese balls just out of nub's reach* Ohh- You know, just an inch short there... *carefully hides something behind his back*
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05-28-2002, 05:36 PM | #623 |
the Shrike
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Aaargh... Never make the sheep jokes around the dodgy kiwi... *Whimper* My brain hurts....
Oh, and what was this about dipping the sheep? Hah! I like being dipped, so nyah! Hmmm. Now should I attempt to lure the ork out to rescue Garina from Andurils fingerless clutches? Hmmm... Decisions, decisions. *Rubs chin thoughtfully* Hmmmm. I'll have to meditate on this! *Pulls out mystical triangle thing, and sets up lotus position within. Also pulls out a stick-on third eye. Slaps it on forehead.* Ooooooommmmm..... Ooooooommmm.....
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05-28-2002, 05:51 PM | #624 |
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Millennium hand and shrimp, gottle o'geer, gottle o'geer...I tole em, i sez, millennium hand and shrimp, bugrit bugrit bugrem bugrit....
Foul Ole Ron is cool! Melon melon melon +++Out of Cheese Error+++ Reinstall universe and reboot Can you tell someone's been reading far too much Discworld recently?
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05-28-2002, 06:30 PM | #625 |
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*runs past BoP's meditation circle, nearly knocking her over-* sorry! *and back into the caves to rescue Garina*
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05-28-2002, 08:10 PM | #626 |
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Cool a cave.*follows EG into the cave to help rescue Garina*
Oh and I brought a Semiril that I stole from one of Feanors sons for light. We better run for I think they might chase us when they find out were my tracks lead to. *nudges EG with muzzle to get her to go faster* Oh and sorry about my spelling if I spelled Simeril wrong
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05-28-2002, 09:08 PM | #627 |
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erp. *tano straps on demon wings and flies to the cave* HEY! RABID THINGUMMY! LET GARINA GO! *one wing fails and she drops on top of the cage* Oww....come on, Garina. And I guess Andruil can come too. *fiddles with the lock on the cage* Ooch, this one's hard...
-tano
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05-28-2002, 09:15 PM | #628 |
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Well, I guess I could use mine God powers to pick the lock... But it's so fun watching Garina run from Anduril's rabies....
Oh, and I'm assuming you're talking about the lock there, tano.
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05-28-2002, 09:22 PM | #629 |
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oh, for great Eru's sake, YES, i'm talking about the LOCK!
*ahem* "This lock is difficult to open." Right...mine god-powers. forgotten about that. *stands up and points finger at lock* By my power within, I pronounce you OPEN! *lock stays shut* Oh, come on, you stupid thing, just open! -click- ALLRIGHTYTHEN! Come on out, Garina! ...and Anduril... -tano
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05-28-2002, 09:25 PM | #630 | |
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05-28-2002, 09:26 PM | #631 |
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i dunno. what kind of locks do you like?
anything goes. it's open now, anyway! -tano
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05-28-2002, 09:28 PM | #632 |
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*Eyes Anduril's chastity belt*
*Points to Anduril's chastity belt* Like that one!
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05-29-2002, 01:31 AM | #635 |
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Hey, you all stole my job! I was rescuing Garina!
I am wierd because I am not wierd because I am wierd because I am not wierd because I am Spammer extraordinaire because I am wierd. Let's explore the rest of the island!!!
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05-29-2002, 01:42 AM | #638 |
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*pulls out the object he was hiding from behind his back*
Why welcome to my little dinner party! *Puts on the object, which turns out to be, a Barney mask!* Now lets sing the song children! *picks up a buther knife and sharpener, and begins to whack them together in the tune of "this old man"* I'll eat you, you eat me, we're a twisted family. With a swish whack, snicker snack, Give the wolf his bone! This old orcs sittin on the throne. *begins to chase the tasty morsels around the cave*
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05-29-2002, 03:01 AM | #640 |
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*collapses in a heap outside cave*
Thank you! *Sprays Anduril with silly string*
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