03-12-2004, 09:14 AM | #421 |
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the koalas, piano and footstool landed on top of him
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03-12-2004, 09:18 AM | #422 |
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Right, LCoU and Radagast the Brown (who guessed this but didn't post it).
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03-12-2004, 09:20 AM | #423 |
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because they'd look pretty stupid with webbed hands
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03-12-2004, 05:26 PM | #424 |
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Where's BoP's funny picture? I thought it was in this thread? Who's trying to make me think I'm getting senile! or am I?
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03-12-2004, 06:36 PM | #425 |
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I think you're wanting the Hobbit joke thread, Lizra.
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03-12-2004, 07:41 PM | #426 |
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Oh! There's two?! So...I guess I'm a little senile! Makes sense. Thank you Earniel!
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04-02-2004, 02:46 PM | #427 |
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While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and
the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House. The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'." Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid bastard get down." |
04-02-2004, 02:57 PM | #428 |
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Ha ha! How true.
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04-02-2004, 05:35 PM | #429 |
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that could also be describing our dear
Mr Anthony Blair, of course VOTE FOR CHARLES KENNEDY |
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04-03-2004, 05:52 AM | #432 |
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Janny, how cruel
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04-03-2004, 03:07 PM | #434 |
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Well my primary concern is that he is a big sissy. Secondly is the issue of his hair and thirdly the issue of the over use of cardigan-like garments.
But yes, don't let's praise any other party currently. This is probably the best thread for discussions on British politics.
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Don't know how many people have seen this yet...
But go to google.com and type in, in quotes, "weapons of mass destruction" and then click "I'm feelin lucky". Or you could just click here http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ Its hilarious!
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And 'French Military Victories' comes up in google as 'Did you mean French ilitary Defeats?' !!
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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat" "Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and another and another. After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?"
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....ha
Two blondes were going to Disney World. They came to a split in the road. The sign read: Disney left; Orlando right. They went home.
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples" |
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V. Good! Anecdote?
A blind walks into a bar and says to the bartender 'How would you like to hear a blonde joke?' The bartender replies 'Well I'm blonde. The man behind you is 6"2, weighs 16 stone and he's blonde. The other man behind you is 6"4 and weighs even more, and he's blonde. Are you sure you still want to tell it?' 'Hmm,' the blind man replied 'not if I have to explain it three times.'
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