"quotes"

[Daughter of Elros]

This here is a thread for your favorite Harry Potter Quotes. They can be from anywhere- Books, Movie, Fanfics (allow me to repeat, FANFICS- I love 'em) but from anywhere Please just specify thet title of the fic or book, etc. that you got it from, and who says it.

I'll start off: This is from the fanfic "Draco Malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing...Rat?" By Maya- it's a scene regarding a Slytherin Sex-ed lecture. Is amusing- I might post more of it later.

They all crept in, unwittingly guided by Draco's directions to the Slytherin assembly room.

Where stood Snape, who was blushing purple beneath his long and unwashed locks.

'I don't get it, Professor,' whined Crabbe.

'I don't think you're explaining it right,' Goyle added plaintively.

Potter had to hold Ron up at this point.

'I KNOW you're not explaining it right,' murmured Blaise Zabini.

Have fun posting your own!

-DoE